Best quotes from a video games.

Having just played and finishing BIOSHOCK on the 360 and having the ability to go back and listen to recorded messages it reminded me of the greatest thing about video games: TAG LINES and QUOTES!

Right on top of my newly updated list has to be Sander Cohen's poem: The Wild Bunny.

Pure insanity...it has to be heard...

Next would be the lot of memorable and laughable lines from Resident Evil 2: "Hold your fire, I'm a human!"

Even better: "It's blood. I hope this isn't Chris' blood."

Naw, the best quote from Bioshock is (if you will pardon the language).

"The Iceman commeth....the *ucking Iceman commeth."

The delivery of the line was awesome.

Deadpool! MUA: Were not actually gonna fight doom...that wasn't part of the deal! I want my lawyer, I want my mommy...I want my lawyers mommy.

And in the bit before you get out of team selection screen: Whatever happens, remember to protect me.

The old DOS game called Hurl has come crackers in it.

When you finish of the end boss fight "No fair, you cheated, the sun was in my eyes, my socks were too tight, arrgh nuts".

"You call can not be completed, try dialing with your toes"

"I like this game even more than Sheep Fighter 2 and Mortal Wombat".

Dialing noises, the operator says "Please take the phone out of your mouth".

'I eat resistance for breakfast'.

Serious Sam II

I just remembered another one: Battlefield: Bad Company's trailer's got a lot of them -

"...he said I can blow up everything! I thought he was...you know-'embedded.'"

"Not even death can save you!" Diablo - Diablo II.

When I heard that, I was thinking to myself, "Yeah, I'm screwed."

"All your base are belong to us" from ZeroWing is still a classic lol

Whoo! Yeah! Bring it on sucka! this my kinda s***! - Cole Train, Gears of War

"Jesus loves me this i know... for the bible tells me so... " - some splicers in BioShock say that

Welcome to the circus of valuuuuuuuuuuues!! - the vending machine in Bioshock... always scares the crap out of me

oh and i like the one in my sig, from Andrew Ryan

"Not even death can save you!" Diablo - Diablo II.

When I heard that, I was thinking to myself, "Yeah, I'm screwed."

HardcoreKiller2

"A cornered fox is mroe dangerous than a jackal"

And the entire Judge Bergan scene

[QUOTE="HardcoreKiller2"]

"Not even death can save you!" Diablo - Diablo II.

When I heard that, I was thinking to myself, "Yeah, I'm screwed."

fs_metal

"A cornered fox is mroe dangerous than a jackal"

And the entire Judge Bergan scene

Actually, I made it out alive, with 2 hp left. :D