Far Cryin` out loud!!! Uwe Boll to start filming on his 7th movie!!!

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#1 ASK_Story
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http://www.1up.com/do/newsStory?cId=3159330  

Uwe Boll Watch: Far Cry Movie to Start Filming

Tropical action-adventure to be filmed in...Canada.
By 
Philip Kollar, 05/09/2007
"They still manage to cheese up the already pointless, nonsensical, often confusing storyline complete with anti-climatic, inexplicable ending." That's an out-of-context excerpt from 1UP's review (9.0) of Far Cry, the great shooter with a pretty mediocre story. You think that's enough to stop video game movie adaptation director extraordinaire Uwe Boll from a big screen version of Far Cry? You crazy idealist, you!

Gamer Flicks points out that filming for Boll's latest begins June 20, with plans to wrap August 28. Unbelievably, this is Boll's seventh video-game-to-film adaptation. Furthermore, the movie will not be filmed in a tropical setting like the one in...well, Far Cry the game.

As with five of Uwe's six previous films, Far Cry will be shot in Vancouver, Canada. This probably isn't as absurd as it sounds at first, as Vancouver does contain some dense coastal rainforests (pictured), but it's probably not quite as apt for the source material as a Hawaii-like locale.

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#2 kyacat
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I know he going to destory far cry movie
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Oh god... please, no. Just no.
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God why doesn't Uwe Boll just give up Bloodrayne was awful House of the dead was throw-up worthy alone in the dark was laughable oh guess what all 3 of his films are ranked in IMDB worst 100 of all time.
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I actually enjoyed watching the films he made. they are so easy to pick apart and see everything that is wrong. especially Bloodrayne since it was so appalling. You have to respect the fact that he stiill continues to try even after all that failure.
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I actually enjoyed watching the films he made. they are so easy to pick apart and see everything that is wrong. especially Bloodrayne since it was so appalling. You have to respect the fact that he stiill continues to try even after all that failure.Lorindol

It's because he wants the money. This Topic's title, FTW 

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I thought he was doing Bloodrayne 2 next?
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I actually enjoyed watching the films he made. they are so easy to pick apart and see everything that is wrong. especially Bloodrayne since it was so appalling. You have to respect the fact that he stiill continues to try even after all that failure.Lorindol

Yes, I enjoyed them in an MST3K sort of way.

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Someone stop the world, I want to get off
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Not going to lie....Postal looks like it will be the best game adaption ever for a movie lol. Its a game that is supposed to be so stupid and offensive. And it seems to really fit his style lol.

Its like I saw the first scene from it...It was funny. But then at the same time it was probably the most offensive 9/11 thing I ever saw. Its kind of like laughing at a funeral. 

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I would rather see a new Super Mario brothers movie:P
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Darn, I was hoping he was going to do Werewolf Women of the SS. I'll bet he watched Grindhouse and took notes on the movie ad spoofs for new ideas for his next films.
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Darn, I was hoping he was going to do Werewolf Women of the SS. I'll bet he watched Grindhouse and took notes on the movie ad spoofs for new ideas for his next films.MarcusAntonius
Completly off topic but Grindhouse was so absolutley incredible that I doubt few other directors could of pulled it off. During the second movie, Deathride or whatever I never laughed so hard in my whole life.
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Poor Uwe Boll has not made a single good movie.  All of them get near-unanimously panned.

Oh, and I have never seen one.  There goes my position on this issue.

Goodnight everyone.

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who provides this dude with the money to make the movies? i know they dont have to provide much cause they are all cheap looking and low budget but damn..hes a horrible director
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who provides this dude with the money to make the movies? i know they dont have to provide much cause they are all cheap looking and low budget but damn..hes a horrible directorChowdig

He says how is movies are funded in this Trailer :oops:

 

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I wish he stop.
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#18 JJ4545
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Uwe Boll strikes again! Like an arrow from the dark, like a ninja from the shadows, and destroys what could have been a decent movie like a 500 tonne freight train ploughing through a sheet of steel.
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#19 SemiMaster
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Didn't you post something about him just getting funding for Bloodrayne 2? Where did that go?