Favorite Gaming Quotes

What's your favorite quote you heard in games?

Mine are

"War, war never changes" - Fallout 3 and

"A man chooses, a slave obeys!" - Bioshock

"Bite my crunchy brown ass" - Gingerbread man, TS3.

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Don't f*** with a witch... - Bayonetta

CAn you find love on the battle field?

"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum"

ANYTHING Minsc says in Baldur's Gate 2. There isn't a single line he says that didn't give me a chuckle. Anyone that believes his pet is a minature giant space hamster deserves a place in this thread.

Minsc: Minsc will be free! These bonds will not hold my wrath! Butts will be liberally kicked in good measure!

Minsc: You should have given a sword. Give a man a fish and he feeds himself for a day, give a man a sword and he can chow down on the meaty marrow of evil!

Minsc: I won't cry for the dead! I won't! Well, maybe a little... but I will staunch the tears with righteous fury!

Just imagine them being shouted with utter conviction from a huge ranger with a head injury...

"War, war never changes" - Fallout series

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"May the rats eat your eyes!" -Eternal darkness

"Call your dogs they can feast on your corpses!" -Blood Omen

"Never regret the past, learn from it. Regrets just make a person weaker." -Metal Gear Solid.

"The wheel of fate is turning"- BlazBlue.... I like hearing it.

"I am the great Cackletta's most best pupil, who is named Fawful! I am here, laughing at you! If you are giving us the chase, just to get your silly princess's voice, then you are idiots of foolishness! Princess Peach's sweet voice will soon be the bread that makes the sandwich of Cackletta's desires! And this battle shall be the delicious mustard on that bread! The mustard of your doom!"

"Your lives that I spit on are now but a caricature of a cartoon drawn by a kid who is stupid!"

"Ouch, Hotness! It is the overheat!"

"I drizzled rage dressing on the country next door. Rage dressing on a salad of evil!"

"Beef? I am lacking in beef. Fawful is beefless."

"You have energy like a little angry battery with no friends."

"Now a Midbus battle will unfold like an angry dip of many layers on the chips of wildest hopes!"

Fawful from the Mario and Luigi series is pure genius!

"requiescat in pace" - Assassins Creed 2

"Scooter - Get you one!" - Borderlands.

"Die Monster, you don't belong in this world" Richter Belmont

"War, war never changes" - Fallout series.

"God I wish I had a limit break..." - Fallout series, Cassidy

What are ya buyin?- merchant RE4

I hate stairs. - Francis Left 4 Dead

This feels like a house with bad dreams. - Garret Theif Deadly Shadows

HURT ME SNAKE!!! - Frank Jaeger Metal Gear Solid

Sorry Mario but the princess is in another castle. - Toad SMB

Help a brother out! - Alastor Veiwtiful Joe

Alastor, she had me beat from the getgo too. - Joe Veiwtiful Joe 2

That's all I can think of, but I'll think of more.

"I had reach, but she had flexibility"Garrus - Mass Effect 2

"I got balls of steel" Duke Nukem

"The cake is a lie" Portal

"Didn't we have some fun, though? Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit and I said 'Goodbye' and you were all like 'NO WAY' and then I was all, 'We pretended we were going to murder you'. That was great. " GlaDos - Portal

And many more GlaDos and Duke Nukem quotes, those two have the best quotes in gaming

Duke Nukem Quotes Video

GlaDos Quotes Video

"Wake up, Mister Freeman. Wake up and smell the ashes." (Half-Life 2)

"Two plus two is f-f-f-f-f-f-f ten....... IN BASE FOUR! I'M FINE!" (Portal)

Not yet Snake! It's not over yet! - Metal Gear Solid.

"All your base are belong to us." -Zero Wing

"A man chooses, a slave obeys!" - Bioshock

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You stole mine.

"Hell, its about time" -SC2

"I will dispatch you to your father in hell!" - Nathaniel Williams, Heavy Rain.

"La shai' waqee mutlak bl kollin mumkin." - Altair Ibn-La'Ahad, Assassin's Creed.

"Wake up, Mister Freeman. Wake up and smell the ashes." (Half-Life 2)

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Oooh, that's a good one!

"LEON HELPPPP!!!!!" - Resident Evil 4

"TAXI!!" - GTA 2

"You need to find a new outlet Ezio."

"I have plenty of outlets mom."

"I mean besides vaginas!" -Assassins Creed 2

"You need to find a new outlet Ezio."

"I have plenty of outlets mom."

"I mean besides vaginas!" -Assassins Creed 2

metroidprime55

LOL...this one was great!!!

"You need to find a new outlet Ezio."

"I have plenty of outlets mom."

"I mean besides vaginas!" -Assassins Creed 2

metroidprime55

Never played the game...but this is too good. :lol:

Here are some of my favourite quotes:

"A sword doesn't need fine lineage. It just needs to be sharp." -Luca Blight, Suikoden 2

"Is a rabbit's foot so lucky for the rabbit who lost it?" -Chris, Suikoden 3

"Let's positive thinking!" -Maya, Persona 2

"Why do people say 'with all due respect' when they really mean 'kiss my ass'?" -Ashley, Mass Effect

"I looooove them balls!" -Kou, Persona 4

"As easy to understand as a flowchart!" -Ken, Super Street Fighter 4

"Your body assumed its proper form when my fist tore it apart!" -Akuma, Street Fighter 3: Third Strike

"Did you like my...sunglasses?" -Liquid Snake, Metal Gear Solid

"Full of fail, as usual." -Neku, The World Ends With You

And a bunch from Mass Effect 2, a game that's loaded with great quotes:

"I'm sorry, I'm having trouble hearing you...I'm getting a lot of ******** on this line." -Shepard

"I used to be a scientist. I designed weapons. Now my genius is wasted on frivolous things. Things that don't explode. My predecessor said no one would understand the true worth of my work. As I pulled my blade from his chest, I knew he was telling the truth." -Fortack

"We do not comprehend the organic fascination of self-poisoning, auditory damage and sexually transmitted disease." -Legion

"This one doesn't have time for your solid waste excretions!" -Ad for a Hanar action movie

"A good deed is like pissing yourself in a pair of dark pants. You get a warm feeling but nobody notices." -Jacob

"I like to see humans on their knees." -EDI

"We went back to her room for a tie breaker...I had the reach, she had the flexibility." -Garrus

"If you want a problem shot, ask a Turian. If you want a problem talked to death, ask an Asari. If you want a new problem, ask a Salarian. If you want a problem fixed, ask a Human." -Shepard

"Would you kindly?" - Bioshock

"There are only two things we do in this town - suck and die" - Fallout 3

"Eat sh*t and die" - Gears of War

"Welcome to GodForsaken Hellhole" - Fallout 3

What's sad is that I can't think of one decent quote from the current gen. This is all I got (off the top of my head)

"Can love bloom on a battlefield?"

"That monkey deserves no praise!"

"You almost became a Jill sandwich!"

Luc: Do you know how to use explosives? Sean: I handled a bombshell once; turned out she was married. (The saboteur) "nothing is true and everything is permitted." (Assassin's creed)

"He deserved to die. They all deserved to die." (F.E.A.R.)

"I am Andrew Ryan, and I come to you with a question: is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow? No says the man in Washington it belongs to the poor. No says the man in The Vatican, it belongs to God. No says the man in Moscow, it belongs to everyone. I rejected those answers. Instead, I chose something different. I chose the impossible. I chose Rapture. A city where the artist would not fear the censor. Where the scientist would not be bound by petty morality. Where the great would not be constrained by the small. And with the sweat of your brow, Rapture can become your city as well." (Bioshock)

"You fight like a dairy farmer."
"How appropriate, you fight like a cow!" (Monkey Island)

"Those who live by the sword, get shot by those who don't." - City of Heroes/Villains

"War. War Never Changes." - Fallout 1, 2, 3, and Tactics: BoS

Funny Mass Effect scenes:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-PjTuSQNLI4

"What can change the nature of a man?" - Ravel from Planescape: Torment

Captain Price(COD4:MW): "Chernobyl. Christmas for the bad guys."

"war....has changed"-MGS4

"The sisters of fate.......Are dead"-GOWII

BOOM!! SHAKALAKA