Favourite Line in a Videogame?

Some of mine:

Bioshock: "You don't %!%@ with fontaine, Fontaine %!@%s you.

Portal: Remember that time I was like "I am going to kill you" and you were like "NO WAY".

Portal just has so many of them.

"Because it's one big stupid jellyfish!" - Shepard, Mass Effect

also, the ones in my sig

Super Paper Mario has a ton of funny lines... yet I can't think of one.

Great topic BTW.

"Shipmaster, they outnumber us three to one!"

"Good, then it is an even fight."

-Halo 3

Super Paper Mario has a ton of funny lines... yet I can't think of one.

Great topic BTW.

Rollingstones7

"The pamphlet of First Life contains 93 lies and 7 truths. The truths don't provide any answers."

"You and I, we're both sick! the only time we feel alive is when we put our lives on the line. It's a sad reality, but we people are never satisfied. We'll always seek a higher rush! The history of the United States rests within the walls of this institution; it's an old tradition that continued since the first presidential election! I want you to see it through to the end. And by the way, women are all the same!"

"Harman, the world doesn't change. All it does is turn. Now, let's dance."

"Tricks are for kids, Kun. I'm an old man."

"Sorry pal, but this is the moment I've been waiting for. I have to do this or the anger inside, will not go away."

"I feel my blood rushing through my body. Yes, this is it, the feeling, it's coming back to me! The sensation of killing! The doom and darkness... The dark streets, they're calling me. Calling me to the ultimate ring!"

"Okay. I'll just set them on fire. Piece of cake."

Seven quotes from Killer 7.

"You must gather your party before venturing forth"Darth_Tyrev

Lol, no honestly that cracked me up. "Who the hell took the long route?"

Saint's Row:[spoiler]
Johnny Gat: *in an elevator, looking for Tanya* I'm gonna skull **** that ****
Main Character: *pause* Hope you don't mind hepatitis [/spoiler]

Dead Rising:
"Don't hang up on me, it's rude" Otis

I like on Super paper mario

"I like to go on forums and complain about games i have never played"

Answer = true

Reminded me of SW

The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world...

-The Gman

Planescape Torment:

NAMELESS ONE: "If there is anything I have learned in my travels across the Planes, it is that many things may change the nature of a man. Whether regret, or love, or revenge or fear – whatever you *believe* can change the nature of a man, can."

THE TRANSCENDENT ONE: "Then you learned a false lesson, Broken One."

NAMELESS ONE: "Have I? I've seen belief move cities, make men stave off death, and turn an evil's hag heart half-circle. This entire Fortress has been constructed from belief. Belief damned a woman, whose heart clung to the hope that another loved her when he did not. Once, it made a man seek immortality and achieve it. And it has made a posturing spirit think it is something more than a part of me."

Fallout:
"War. War never changes.
The Romans waged war to gather slaves and wealth.
Spain built an empire from its lust for gold and territory.
Hitler shaped a battered Germany into an economic superpower.
But war never changes.
In the 21st century, war was still waged over the resources that could be acquired.
Only this time, the spoils of war were also its weapons. Petroleum and Uranium."

"The quickest way to my Uncle Paulie's heart... is through his ribcage with a meat cleaver." - Jackie Estacado, The Darkness.

"Strangers tried to kill me, left my map on a burnin' plane. Elena's missing, most likely dead. That's great. Great start, Nate." - Nathan Drake, Uncharted.

I know the lines generally, but I think some words may be out of place; good old Duke Nukem.

"I'm going to rip off your head and sh1t down your neck"

"I'm gonna kick as$ and chew bubble gum, and I'm all out of gum"

"We all make choices, but in the end, our choices make us"

"Would you kindly"

Also Portal has a ton that I really enjoyed.

Does it have to be a one liner? In that case, mine would be

"Do you feel free?" by Durandal (Marathon).

If it can be a longer one, it would be the whole quote from which the first one is taken:

"Strive for your next breath. Believe that with it you can do
more than with the last one. Use your breath to power your
capacities: capacity to kill, to maim, to destroy.

And just where do your capacities come from? Why do you
always go where I want and do what I say?

Perhaps you're just running a fool's errand, doing everything
as I've planned, never able to change your course. You would
do well to believe that I know the outcome of your battle with
the Pfhor already, just as I can decipher the chaotic motion of
gas molecules in the clouds of Tau Ceti IV.

Or, perhaps, that is not the case.

Perhaps, you are doing what you were meant to do. Your human
mentality screams for vengeance and thrives on the violence
that you say you can hardly endure. Your father told you as a
child to always fight with honor, but to always fight. Do you
care about honor, or do you use honor as an excuse? An excuse
to exist in a violent world.

Organic beings are constantly fighting for life. Every
breath, every motion brings you one instant closer to your
death. With that kind of heritage and destiny, how can you
deny yourself? How can you expect yourself to give up
violence?

It is your nature.

Do you feel free? " - Durandal (Marathon)

You see, señorita, mystery is important. To know everything, to know the whole truth, is dull. There is no magic in that. Magic is not knowing, magic is wondering about what and how and where. - Cortez, The Longest Journey

Children of Hiigara...you are beaten. - Makaan, Homeworld 2

Rise and shine, Mr. Freeman. Rise and shine. Not that I wish to imply you have been sleeping on the job. No-one is more deserving of a rest. And all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until... well, let's just say your hour has come again. The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world. So, wake up, Mr. Freeman. Wake up and smell the ashes. - G-Man, Half-Life 2

Weren't the '70s great? Back then, you could bang anything you wanted, take all the drugs you wanted, smoke, drink and hate the country. - Tommy Smith (KDST), Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas

All that I was is now lost. Hope, purpose, pleasure. All meaningless. I now walk in shadows between worlds and it is there I have finally glimpsed upon what lives in the dark corners of the Earth. - Jack Walters, Call of Cthulhu: Dark Corners of the Earth

Shut up, sit down. I'll tell you what we're gonna do. You're gonna find out who took our cocaine, and then, I'm gonna kill them. - Tommy Vercetti, Grand Theft Auto: Vice City

You speak very good English for an American. - Nico, Broken Sword: The Shadow of the Templars

There are no choices. Nothing but a straight line. The illusion comes afterwards, when you ask 'Why me?' and 'What if?'. When you look back and see the branches, like a pruned bonsai tree, or forked lightning. If you had done something differently, it wouldn't be you. It would be someone else looking back, asking a different set of questions. - Max Payne, Max Payne 2: The Fall of Max Payne

Grief counseling and cake will be available at the end of the testing period. - GLaDOS, Portal

*superb quotes*

Robnyc22

Some of my favorite quotes from two games full of amazing ones. Ron Perlman's voice is simply perfect for the Fallout one.

• "Objection!"
• "The cake is a lie."
• "I love going on message boards and complaining about games I've never played!"
• "I am error."
• "Do a barrel roll!"

EDIT: How could I forget "Do a barrel roll!"?:o

I can't believe I haven't said this one yet.

YOU'RE WINNER!

That was from Zero Wing for the Genesis, but how about this one from the same game.

All your bases our belong to us.

Classic. Either this one or Winner Is You from Pro Wrestling for the NES.

Halo 3

Cortana: So have you got a plan to get out?
Master Chief: I was gonna shoot my way out. Mix things up a little.

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Marine: [while in a Scorpion after a Ghost is taken out] Tank beats Ghost!
Marine: [Hunters are taken out] Tank beats Hunter!
Marine: [Covenant drop ship explodes] Tank beats *everything*!

"I like to wear women's panties and walk around fifth street."

Put it in quotes so people don't think I am actually saying this. :D This was said by some guy on the radio in Vice City I think.

"would you kindly"

whenever anyone says anything close to that i immediatly think of bioshock, also

"So I have this idea for a movie, it's about two Gnomes who find a braclet of power, they have to take it to the Burning Steppes and cast it into the Cauldron! They form the Brotherhood of the Braclet, along the way they're trailed by a murloc named Gottum, who is obsessed with the braclet, and nine braclet boogiemen! It could be a 3 parter called "Ruler of the Braclet." The first part would be called "The Brotherhood of the Braclet", followed by "A Couple of Towers", with a climactic ending called "Hey! The Kings Back!"

"You don't need a reason to help people." - Zidane Tribal, Final Fantasy IX

Wouldn't say it's my favorite line, but it's something the world in general could think about.

Here's a few:

"I'm gonna rip off your head and s*** down your neck." - Duke Nukem (probably stolen from some film like all his lines, but good delivery by Duke)

"It's-a me-a Mario!" - Mario (I mean come on, classic)

"Rather than offer you the illusion of free choice, I will take the liberty of choosing for you..." - Gman HL2

"Never fear, Gordon, she's de-beaked and completely harmless. The worst she might do is attempt to couple with your head. Fruitlessly!" - Kleiner HL2

"Eat this, you outer-space octopus!" - Random security guard from Half-Life 1

"Unfortunately, killing is one of those things that gets easier every time you do it." - Solid Snake MGS

(after Dr. Naomi ribs him about the toxic effects of smoking)

"You know a lot about science, but you don't know how good a cigarette tastes in the morning." - Solid Snake MGS

Devil May Cry 3, with Dante's ever so cheesy line.

"And now my soul...Is saying it wants to stop you!!"

Construct additional pylons.

lol how can you guys forget this one??!

BARRY in Resident Evil 1 for playstation:

"you were almost a Jill sandwich!"

"man who stand on toilet is high on pot"

I forget the name of the game but it was like Duke Nukem except im pretty sure the lead character was Lo Wang or something?

Oh ya how could I forget...."SHAZBOT!" - Tribes 2

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum - and I'm all out of gum..." - Duke Nukem, taken from Rowdy Roddy Piper in They Live

"Zeus! I lay down my arms! End the torment that is my life!"
"I shall end your life, my son, but your torment has just begun"
-The end-game exchange between Kratos and Zeus in God of War 2.

"This reminds of the time i went to the doctor and told him 'My heart's makin' this wierd noise, doc, it keeps going tic tic'.
Well then the doctor said 'Ve have ways of making you tok!' "
-Punny Bones from Quest For Glory 4

"LEAVE YOUR MERCY BEHIND, MEN! WE SHALL UTTERLY CRUSH THEM!"
-"Evil" Generals in Medieval 2Total War

"Evil 'round every corner, careful not to step in any."
"Minsc will lead with blade and boot! Boo will take care of the details."
"I'm armed to the teeth and packing a HAMSTER!"
"There is safety in numbers, and i'm two or three at least!"
"Go for the eyes Boo! GO FOR THE EYES! YEEAAARGH!"
-All from the utterly awesome Minsc from the Baldur's Gate series.