After paying $250 and searching everywhere to find the system, playing Zelda, you get bored so you look at the games being announced for it. Well behold here they are.
WTF is this? I just spent my hard earn money for 3 ports (one that's just pathetic) and a Sonic game? I mean yes SSX was love it or hate it and Sonic was decent, but seriously this is it?
Okay these can't be ALL the games coming out for the system let me see more.
WTF is this? Is this a gaming system or some Tiger Electronics crud a brought at Toy's R' US. I mean seirously these games aren't even full games, but mini-games and....I don't even know what Boogie is but it's probably as good as the name. Seriously if every system had a line-up like this it would cause a second apocalypse....no no no scratch that that's completely ridiculous, the horsemen would be too scared of a place where crap like this is allowed release.
A few months later.
Finally after all those garbage games something good comes out.
Beats the game .
*Looks at third party line-up*
WTF I own all these games. I mean sure they may be slightly better then the games that came before, but I'm still getting the same damn game I have already.
Hold on what's this?
I don't know what's more shocking, the fact that a sequel has finally been made or that there is a game coming out for this PoS machine that I'd actually pay for and isn't made by Nintendo.
Whatever this seriously sucks there are like barely any good no screw that decent games for this system. Hmm what's this.....Virtual Console......hmm there's Bonk....Sonic.......MARIO! HELL YEAH!
One Month later.
*Looks at third party line-up*
Okay well finally we're starting to see some real progress.....but that isn't really saying anything since the line up was crap before. Okay well it's great to see that I'm not getting the same exact damn game over again with tweaked controls, though techinically Rygar is sorta a remake and Resident Evil 4 is a port, but it's Resident Evil 4 so who cares.
Soul Caliber Legends, seriosuly I would much prefer Soul Caliber 4 instead of this spin-off garbage, I can't believe they turned Umbrella Chronicles into a damn light gun game.....well judging from the games that sell on this thing the old one would've floped too bad Resident Evil 4 port will probably do the same, anyway, Opoona looks like if the Teletubbies and the hookers from my red light district got together, had kids and dropped them off on a planet in outer space created by Kurt Russells phantasic dreams.
Seriously the line-ups looking a BETTER but that really isn't saying much is it.
Wait what's this?
Wow a puzzle/adventure game that utilizes the Wii's controls? Count me in.
*looks on the internet*
Hmm....this so called "Project O" game looks interesting.
Congratulations Wii you know have the amount of games coming out for the system not made by Nintendo up to 3!
Now what am I going to play? *Sigh* More Virtual Console games it is.
A few months later...after E3
Geezus what happened, now THIS is what I'm talking about. Glad to see me rebuying Trauma Center paid off, I'm getting not only a sequel to an awesome game but an exclusive as well, Symphonia 2 is also coming and I'm excited for it, and Nitrobike actually looks like a redeemer for Ubish-I mean soft.
Well I guess I'll keep playing the VC. *Sigh*
Few months later
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Beats game,currently present day.
*Looks at third party line-up*
The spritual sequel to Odin Sphere? A sequel to Samba de' Amigo? A ground up Fatal Frame?Project O I- I mean King's Story actually looks innovative and awesome? With all of them built ground up for the system.
These games look........awesome.
Not only that but announcements of Treasure and other awesome developers working with the system?
Well I never thought I'd say this but......I'm starting be glad I brought this thing.
So do you agree with me? If not what are your feelings of it's progress?
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