If your old consoles could talk what would they say to you?

NES: "Blow Me."

N64: "Blow me harder!"

Ps2: "I love you Travis...."

Ps3: "Please please please buy more games for me!"

Wii: "Wtf why only 12 games for me huh!? You have 86 games for Ps2 a last gen system! GOD I HATE YOU!"

SNES: "Wtf happened to my power cord!?"

ps1-i thought you loved me , llooooovvvvvveeedddddddd mmmeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Ps1: Why am i dieing! Revive me!!!

GBA: I wanna see charizard again! Come on! one more trip down memory lane!

Ps2: I know what you're thinking, gonna trade me in for a Ps3? Just think of all the times i was there for you, when you were bored, when you were happy, all those years together and you're going to tra - SMASH!

this remind me of toy story except they are gaming consoles.

well my console cannot think of what to say, they ran out of of ideas and you guys said them all :p

my playstation would say:thank your mother for mishandidly unplugged us!!!!!

me: i used to enjoy seeing my bro playing it.....it seemed so real!

My Gamecube would probably ask: "What have I ever done to deserve being thrown on a shelf, unplugged, collecting dust for the past 3 or so years? I have always worked, never corrupted your data, have always been there, even when you got so pissed during games, that you smacked that damn controller into me a few times? Why?!?"

Then my PS3 & 360 would tell it to STFU, and it would. It knows better than to mess with them. :P

My GBA SP: "You know I've had Pokemon Red shoved up my ass for like 8 months now, right?"

My NES: "I'm trapped in the closet! Help me come out of the closet!"

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NES- come on, just a little blow, that's all it takes

SNES- Aren't you ever going to forgive me for scrambling your epic Chrono Trigger save?

Gameboy- durp durp

N64-You said you loved me!

PS1-Why am I in your sister's room?

PS2- ........(died peacefully, descasna en paz mi amor)

Dreamcast- I was ahead of my time, and only you understand me.

Gamecube- Whaddaya mean "it's so little"?

PS2: Why don't you play me like you use to?

Gamecube: If I had a gun, I'd have shot myself six years ago.

N64: Im home to so many classic videogames, so why is it that you only played Super Smash Brothers?

NES- come on, just a little blow, that's all it takes

SNES- Aren't you ever going to forgive me for scrambling your epic Chrono Trigger save?

Gameboy- durp durp

N64-You said you loved me!

PS1-Why am I in your sister's room?

PS2- ........(died peacefully, descasna en paz mi amor)

Dreamcast- I was ahead of my time, and only you understand me.

Gamecube- Whaddaya mean "it's so little"?

sieg6529

LMFAO!!!!!!

Mine would say "play me :cry:. Play me NOW! :x"Yagr_Zero

Which one? Would it be your SNES, the tech geek who despsies "that techno jive"? Or your PS1, which dickishly looks down upon cartridges and flaunts the Final Fantasy?

[QUOTE="Yagr_Zero"]Mine would say "play me :cry:. Play me NOW! :x"Video_Game_King

Which one? Would it be your SNES, the tech geek who despsies "that techno jive"? Or your PS1, which dickishly looks down upon cartridges and flaunts the Final Fantasy?

snes would say: MKII again ??? jesus same game since 94. at least i havent yellowed.

n64: why dont we play anymore ? it used to be fun didnt it ? (feels sorry for N64 and sticks in wayne gretzky) YAY!!!!

playstation: thankyou for saving me from that cex store, it smelt like mouldy crap.

saturn: im on my way to you from ebay !!

dreamcast: seriously josh there are dreamcast games other then shenmue, maybe try one ?

[QUOTE="Video_Game_King"]

[QUOTE="Yagr_Zero"]Mine would say "play me :cry:. Play me NOW! :x"Yagr_Zero

Which one? Would it be your SNES, the tech geek who despsies "that techno jive"? Or your PS1, which dickishly looks down upon cartridges and flaunts the Final Fantasy?

Even your Neo Geo :P?

All of them sadly would say that.Video_Game_King

Even your Neo Geo :P?

NES: "WTF is this game genie S**t your shoving down my throat? get it out already its been in for the last week now"

Second NES: "Why do you play the other NES on your small TV wouldn't you prefer it on a 27inch TV?!? You haven't turned me on in over 3 months"

Snes: " You said you loved me, you took me from a dirty pawn shop and cleaned me to look brand new. And now all I do is sit here. WHY CAN'T YOU LOVE ME ANYMORE LIKE YOU USED TO!"

Second SNES(second model): "Why am I not surprised. I go from one spot collecting dust to another spot to collect even more dust. Thanks for nothing"

Genesis: "Dude I have had vectorman in my slot for the last 2 months just beat it already"

Second Genesis: "You only play Golden Axe on me twice and never touced me again. WTF ALREADY!?!"

N64:"Thanks for cleaning me up the other day"

Second N64: "when are you going to finish fixing my reset button? you said you were going tot ake care of it over half a month ago"

Dreamcast: "I know good legit games are hard to find. But does Soul Calibur have to stay inside me for so long?"

Second Dreamcast: "OMFG WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME?!? YOU DESTROYED THE THIRD CONTROLLER PORT!?! now I will never be aloud to let more then 2-3 people play at a time."

Playstation: "Why am I least played? Sure you love MGS and all but do you have any other PS1 games to play on me? Or at least a music CD to mix things up a little?"