jesus christ the video game

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#1 evilmaster2424
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if this game was real would u buy it. cuz seriously u can do w/e u wnt and get away with it cuz ur jesus.

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#2 johnnystarr
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id rather a game be made about jesus's last days on earth

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#3 joshskelington
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i would mix those together to make a super game
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#4 Ironserpent
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if this game was real would u buy it. cuz seriously u can do w/e u wnt and get away with it cuz ur jesus.

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Uh... no. Jesus may have been all-powerful, but he couldn't do whatever he wanted. He was perfect- without any sin. So, sure you could do whatever you wanted, as long as you didn't do anything bad in any way.
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#6 johnnystarr
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Tap X to repent sins

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#7 zappolynk
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jesusmon get out of pokeball

jesusmon use Crucification Strike

! jesusmon has just evolved to divine hippie !

divine hippieuse salvation strike

! you have won the Championship !

.... :lol:

i would totaly buy that

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#9 BladesOfAthena
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No....just no.
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A sandbox game starring jesus. Run around jerusalem hijacking camels and donkeys and completing missions like: heal all the lepers, turn 10 jars of water into wine before time runs out, cross the lake on foot in less than 10 minutes, chase all the merchants from the temple, send all the demons in the pigs. Features an exciting duel with the devil in the desert and an engrossing storyline with a dramatic ending! We should send this to Rockstar.
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[QUOTE="Black_Knight_00"]A sandbox game starring jesus. Run around jerusalem hijacking camels and donkeys and completing missions like: heal all the lepers, turn 10 jars of water into wine before time runs out, cross the lake on foot in less than 10 minutes, chase all the merchants from the temple, send all the demons in the pigs. Features an exciting duel with the devil in the desert and an engrossing storyline with a dramatic ending! We should send this to Rockstar.

:lol: OMG that's just so wrong.
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#12 johnnystarr
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or a crazy jesus in the modern world game

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#13 jJaAmMeEsS2184
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Although I am atheist.........I would rather play a game based on Moses...you would have adventure, battles, and mystical events all in one game...Jesus' life was kinda boring to make a game about...he goes from birth to his late 20's.."heals" people...preaches...and performs "miracles"..then is tried and executed...what sort of gameplay would that offer?....with Moses, you'd have an enemy (egyptians) that you could actually battle..whereas Jesus was never violoent, but rather just simply said I forgive you to his enemies...ZZzzz..

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[QUOTE="BladesOfAthena"][QUOTE="Black_Knight_00"]A sandbox game starring jesus. Run around jerusalem hijacking camels and donkeys and completing missions like: heal all the lepers, turn 10 jars of water into wine before time runs out, cross the lake on foot in less than 10 minutes, chase all the merchants from the temple, send all the demons in the pigs. Features an exciting duel with the devil in the desert and an engrossing storyline with a dramatic ending! We should send this to Rockstar.

:lol: OMG that's just so wrong.

Yeah, I think I just earned myself a lightning bolt from heaven :lol:
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#15 evilmaster2424
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if u want 2 play a game with mosses then get the bible game. u can through baby moses as an attack to kill ur enemys.

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#16 m0zart
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Assuming Jesus was in fact God in the flesh, a game that realistically represented his abilities would be extremely boring. Omnipotence doesn't really leave much challenge. Timing games could be easily gotten through by suspending time. Turning water into wine or healing sick people doesn't require your presence when you're God. And if you did happen to miss an item in your quest, you could just make it to have happened yesterday.

Omniscience wouldn't provide much entertainment either. Not much suspense can be had when you can tell the end from the beginning.