Let's have some fun! The worst, laughable, ridiculous game character names ever!

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#1 ASK_Story
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This ALWAYS gives me a chuckle whenever I come across the funniest, most generic, ridiculous, and worst video game character names.

Here are some of them:

Mike Wired - Dino Stalker

Rad Spencer - Bionic Commando

Jet Brody - Fracture

Edge Maverick - Star Ocean 4: The Last Hope

Fayt Leingod - Star Ocean 3

Roddick Farrance - Star Ocean

Claude C. Kenny - Star Ocean 2

Adray Lasbard - Star Ocean 3

Shane Carpenter - Haze

Tingle - Zelda Series

Kluke - Blue Dragon

Meliadoul Tingel - Final Fantasy Tactics

Hel Spites - Vandel Hearts

Xelpherpolis - Ephimeral Phantasia

Sess'sth - Baldur's Gate

Rocket Billy Redcadillac - Gungrave

Higharolla Kockamamie - Metal Gear II Snake's Revenge

Philbright Westriverside Warehouserock XXVI - Zone of the Enders: Fist of Mars

James Pond - James Pond GBA

Wild Woody - Wild Woody Sega CD

Waluigi - Mario Series

Butz - Final Fantasy V (LOL!)

Some are so ridiculous they're hilarious!:lol:

I'm sure there are more I missed, but these are the ones I remember and the ones I can find.

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Characters with the name Axl. You can't be as cool as Axl Rose so your character is instantly trash.
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#3 wigz411
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The Monkey Island chars make me chuckle

Guybrush Threepwood

Wally B feed

Haggis McMutton

Griswold Goodsoup

Herman Toothrot

Just a few of my favs.

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#4 martialbullet
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Torque from the Suffering. I mean really now, what the hell? I guess they were trying too hard to make the character as badass as possible. :?

Sister from Fallout 3 was also quite hilarious. Note: Sister is a guy.

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#5 Kreatzion
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Seymore Guado is a very ridiculous name.
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#6 GodModeEnabled
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Wild woody aahahahahahah, that is SO gonna be my firstborns name.
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#7 BadKarma5g
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Matt Rags , the Phantom menace pc lol

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SOLID SNAKE.

This is NOT a joke post.

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How about Dr. Hello from Treasure Hunter G? What makes this stupid is that he has a parrot that repeats his name whenever he introduces himself (which, surprisingly, happens more than once throughout the game).
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Characters with the name Axl. You can't be as cool as Axl Rose so your character is instantly trash.Nifty_Shark
I hope you're joking. It's because of him that GNR went from being one of the best bands ever to just plain sucking.