Most Memorable Game Quotes

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#1 TahaHalwani
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Every now and then a game comes out that offers more than just the gameplay and the story. Whether they're said by the characters or by the narrator, these quotes stick in our head.

Let's share these quotes.

1- Max Payne 2: The Fall of Max Payne:

1 ) There was a blind spot in my head, a bullet-shaped hole where the answers should be. Call it denial. I wanted to dig inside my skull and scrape out the pain.

2 ) The past is a gaping hole. You try to run from it, but the more you run, the deeper, more terrible it grows behind you, its edges yawning at your heels. Your only chance is to turn around and face it. But it's like looking down into the grave of your love, or kissing the mouth of a gun, a bullet trembling in its dark nest, ready to blow your head off.

3 ) The genius of the hole: no matter how long you spend climbing out, you can still fall back down in an instant.

4 ) The trouble with wanting something is the fear of losing it, or never getting it. The thought makes you weak.

5 ) The past is a puzzle, like a broken mirror. As you piece it together, you cut yourself, your image keeps shifting. And you change with it. It could destroy you, drive you mad. It could set you free.

6 ) When you're waking up, the world is a blur. What was clear in a dream, suddenly makes no sense. No surreal rescues. No easy, magic way out. But you are awake.

7 ) Your past has a way of sneaking up on you. You'll hear broken echoes of it everywhere, like a bad replay. You'll get mad at everyone for reminding you about it, even if it's all in your head.

8 ) You come to, amidst the wreckage of your own making. Do you stay there, eyes squeezed shut, afraid to move, hoping to bleed to death? Or do you crawl out, help your loved ones, make sure the fire doesn't spread, try to fix it?

9 ) Sometimes, something good comes out of it. Something you know you wouldn't deserve in a million years.

10 ) Well that was fun, in a ****ing terrible, sick, not-at-all fun way!

2- Monkey Island Series:

1 ) Pirate: Guybrush Threepwood? That's the most ridiculous name I've ever heard!

Guybrush: Well what's your name?

Pirate: Mancomb Seepgood.

2 ) Guybrush: I think I can live without that particular piece of junk.

Stan: Say, does your wife know you're such a cheapskate?

3 ) I'm Guybrush Threepwood, mighty pirate!

4 ) Guybrush: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Carpenter: A woodchuck would chuck no amount of wood since a woodchuck can't chuck wood.

Guybrush: But if a woodchuck could chuck and would chuck some amount of wood, what amount of wood would a woodchuck chuck?

Carpenter: Even if a woodchuck could chuck wood and even if a woodchuck would chuck wood, should a woodchuck chuck wood?

Guybrush: A woodchuck should chuck wood if a woodchuck could chuck wood, as long as a woodchuck would chuck wood.

Carpenter: Oh shut up.

5 ) Elaine Marley: Let's face it, LeChuck. You are an evil, foul-smelling, vile, codependent villain and that's just not what I'm looking for in a romantic relationship right now.

LeChuck: Darn yer riddles, ya saucy female! What d'ya mean?

6 ) Guybrush: Can I call you 'Bob'?

Murray: You may call me 'Murray'! I am a powerful demonic force! I am the harbinger of your doom! And the forces of darkness will applaud me as I stride through the Gates of Hell - carrying your head on a pike!

Guybrush: "Stride"?

Murray: All right then, roll! Roll through the Gates of Hell! Must you take the fun out of everything?

7 ) [Guybrush finds Murray hanging from a tall spike.]

Guybrush: How'd you get all the way up there?

Murray: Through sheer force of will!

Guybrush: Uh-huh.

Murray: ... Okay, it was a bunch of those weird voodoo kids. They found me on shore and put me on top of this spike, all the time thinking they were so funny.

8 ) Haggis McMutton: Well, Haggis is only my nickname. My true name is 'Heart Lungs And Liver Boiled In The Stomach Of The Animal McMutton'.

Guybrush: Oh, so your parents were expecting a girl.

Haggis: Aye.

3- Gears of War

1 ) [After a large attack from Locusts]

Anthony Carmine: What the hell, man; those holes could pop up anywhere!

Marcus Fenix: You think we would find some sort of god-damned defense by now.

Lieutenant Kim: Command tried everything, but nothing's worked so far. If the Locusts want to come up, they come up.

Anthony Carmine: I used to have nightmares about those things when I was a kid.

Dominic Santiago: **** I still do...

4- Grand Theft Auto Series:

1 ) Are you a professional moron or just a gifted amateur?

2 ) Officer Pulaski thinks that you're trying to screw with us, Carl. Now you get this straight. We own you. You're ours, we cansh** on you from such a height you would think God himself has crapped on you.

3 ) Sweet: You keep yappin' about what you done did, well let me tell you what I done did: when Kendl needed shoes, I went out and got the money. When Moms needed an operation, I robbed people for the bread - while you were off in Liberty City, thinkin' about your own sh**. For five years, man, c'mon! Now you do something, you want a **** parade? **** please.

4 ) This history. It's all lies. It says Hitler killed himself and that we nuked Japan. And people believe this **** Jesus. Well, if it makes them sleep better at night, I guess.

5 ) OG Loc: I want you to take that **** out!

Carl: (whisper) KILL him?

OG Loc: Well I don't mean date him...

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#2 magic_treehouse
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You've mentioned all the ones I had in mind! The Monkey Island series has some of the best lines of any video game ever and I still use the 'woodchuck' one to this day. Me and my brother also have a tendancy to quote 'It's just a box' from Metal Gear Solid 2 or 'Medic!' from Half Life at appropriate moments. Small things please small minds and all that.
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well, you got the ones that i was thinking of. How bout Godfather 2 Crew member: "Ah man can't you roll down a window, when you do that."
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Duke Nukem (Dont remember which one) "Im here to kick ass and chew bubble gum, But Im all outta bubble gum

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Probably Duke Nukem, cause he's ultra bad-ass.
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So many nice quotes...

From Mass Effect there is one sticked in my head:

Wrex: "Sometimes crazy is the best way to go."

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Gears 2 ''Eat Pavement'' :)*curb stomp*
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Peppy:"DO A BARREL ROLL!" Fox:AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! *dead music* hmm...lol
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Ico: Opa

Yorda: ...

A handful of lines from RE4 I hold dear to my heart. So wonderfully cheesy.

Leon: Well I really don't give a damn! Rain or shine, you're going down!

Leon: No thanks BRO!

Leon: LUIIIIIIIIIIS!

Leon: MIIIIIIIIIIIIKE!

Leon: Well that's great because boredom KILLS ME!

MGS3

Snake: Is there a way to take off my pants?

(When Snake calls Sigint while equiping a cardboard box.)

Sigint: Uh, Snake. . .what are you doing?

Snake: I'm in a box.

Sigint: A cardboard box? Why are you. . .?

Snake: I dunno. I was just looking at it. And suddenly I got this irresistable urge to get inside. No, not just an urge-more than that. It was my destiny to be here; in the box.

Sigint: Destiny. . .?

Snake: Yeah. And then when I put it on, I suddenly got this feeling of inner peace. I can't put it into words. I feel. . .safe. Like this was where I was meant to be. Like I'd found the key to true happiness.

Siging: Uh huh.

Snake: Does any of that make sense?

Sigint: Not even a little.

Snake: You should come inside the box. Then you'll know what I mean.

Sigint: Man I don't want to know what you mean!

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DOW - "We are shaped by fate just as we shape it"
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Jann Walker from Valkyria Chronicles:

"I've reached the end of the line, honey. I'm pulling out."

If you know who Jann Walker is, just think about that quote for a second and it immediately becomes epic.

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earthbound

'Didactically speaking, seminal evidence seems to explicate the fact that your repudiation of entropy supports my theory of space-time synthesis. Of this, I am irrefutably confident." -Wordy guy at the Stoic Club

"(I can sense...that...you have a controller...in your...hands...)" -Moonside Sign

"Hey, hey, hey! Don't get too close to me. I just farted, heh, heh...sorry." -Weird kid at Chaos Theater

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"Brandishing a blood-soaked sword, the hero yelled: 'Where has the monster gone?' 'Where has it gone?'

...the monster was just killed by the hero...

One bright child among the gathered children stepped forward and pointing at the hero, said:

'A NEW MONSTER IS BORN!'

He was once a fool... Now he's a monster!"

Of the game Hundred Swords for the Dreamcast and the pc. :p

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Call of Duty 4

On the photograph at the end: Heart Breakers and Life Takers

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Madworld has some fun quotes...heh

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Jann Walker from Valkyria Chronicles:

"I've reached the end of the line, honey. I'm pulling out."

If you know who Jann Walker is, just think about that quote for a second and it immediately becomes epic.

yokofox33

I'll bet he had Largo in mind when he said that! :D