Natalie Portman: The Videogame

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#1 The_Pig_Hostage
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If such a game existed, what would you like to see in it?

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#2 Soothsayerr
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A mini-game you have to complete to unlock in-game options. Where you have to watch TV and beat your legs till they bruise and rapidly rotate your analog stick to grind you teeth in rage and create a migraine.

The more bruises and the worse of a headache you create, the better. As she would like.

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#3 Alter_Echo
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She looks like a dude from the neck down incase you didnt notice.
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#4 Treflis
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A chainsaw
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#5 Black_Knight_00
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A 'Claim your free Natalie' coupon inside the box.
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I could tell you but then I would have to kill you for getting me banned.
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#7 kfjl
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I would trade it in for the Hayden Panetierre videogame
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#8 Boba_Fett_3710
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A 'Claim your free Natalie' coupon inside the box.Black_Knight_00

I agree.

I would like to have a mode where you can dress her up in Star Wars costumes, and when it comes down to it, undress her.

Also, Alter_Echo, she's a gorgeous actress and her body is phenomena. She may have skeeter-bites but a distinguished gentleman like myself does not discriminate against the bust-impaired.

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#9 TheEscape15
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*Snickers like a 3rd grader* Skeeter Bites.

I would want it to come with a bonus DVD. The DVD being Garden State.

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#10 HiResDes
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I could tell you but then I would have to kill you for getting me banned.inoperativeRS

ditto

And to the dude that thinks she looks like a dude, watch Closer or Hotel Chevalier, then come back and talk to me.

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[QUOTE="inoperativeRS"]I could tell you but then I would have to kill you for getting me banned.HiResDes

ditto

And to the dude that thinks she looks like a dude, watch Closer or Hotel Chevalier, then come back and talk to me.

"And what does your bleep taste like?"

"Heaven."

I wont mind getting banned for a while for this, since there hardly has been a topic of my interest in GGD lately. i mean if a topic like this gets 10+ posts ................... Ban me, please Ban me!!!!!

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#12 Black_Knight_00
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I just remembered I know a girl that looks exactly like her. Perfect woman.
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#13 The_Pig_Hostage
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I just remembered I know a girl that looks exactly like her. Perfect woman.Black_Knight_00

lol lucky you

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#14 Black_Knight_00
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[QUOTE="Black_Knight_00"]I just remembered I know a girl that looks exactly like her. Perfect woman.The_Pig_Hostage

lol lucky you

Hey, yeah, lucky me!

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#15 UT_Wrestler
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Get lego star wars, you can already play as her!
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#16 bibliomaniac15
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If you're seriously aroused by a blocky version of Natalie Portman's character in Lego Star Wars, you really need to get checked.
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#17 UT_Wrestler
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If you seriously can't tell a joke........... So this "game" has to be erotic or what?

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#18 inoperativeRS
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[QUOTE="The_Pig_Hostage"]

[QUOTE="Black_Knight_00"]I just remembered I know a girl that looks exactly like her. Perfect woman.Black_Knight_00

lol lucky you

Hey, yeah, lucky me!

My ex looked kinda like her, just more... feminine, if we go by Alter_Echo's terms. Lucky me!