NES-Super Mario Brothers-Frustration (Not talking about hack)

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#1 dxtrfn2008
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I can't beat this game so I gave it a rating of 1 in the reviews of this game. I broke a console once because I am frustrated with this game. How do I post a video to youtube showing my frustration?
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#2 JohnnySN1P3R
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Wait, wait, wait.

You couldn't be Super Mario Brothers??

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#3 child_of_lileth
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you gave a game a 1 cause you cant beat it? why? if your young its because kids that havent played old games dont undertsand how much more difficult games were back then. the old games where the best for a reason. but seriously. if you cant beat mario, just use the warp pipes or somethin. it only takes 20 mins to beat it without the warps. less if you speed run it
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#4 MAILER_DAEMON
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You gave it a 1 simply because you couldn't beat it? :? That... might be the worst reason for a review score that I've ever heard... I beat that game when I was 4.
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#5 Raiko101
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I have to admit, it's wasn't even the most challenging game in its day. Games these days must be far too easy if people can struggle with NES platformers. How I miss the old days!
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#6 Raiko101
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Just read your review. You should really consider altering it as there is already a message on the community page that discusses the User Review Policy. As well as lacking depth, your review isn't helpful to anyone at all. You critisize the game, but offer little reasoning as to why that is and then you just spam to fill the 100 word count limit. That isn't a review, that's just some one venting fustration.
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#7 Litchie
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Haha, I used to beat the game once a day when I was 5 years old. I think I was 4 the first time I beat it.
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#8 chefstubbies
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I can't beat this game so I gave it a rating of 1 in the reviews of this game. I broke a console once because I am frustrated with this game. How do I post a video to youtube showing my frustration?dxtrfn2008

That's got to be the most sorry thing I've heard all day.

You couldn't beat Super Mario Brothers (which isn't hard to do by the way) therefore the game sucks?:lol:

I think I'm going to be smiling and laughing all day now, thanks!

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#9 z4twenny
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you gave a game a 1 cause you cant beat it? why? if your young its because kids that havent played old games dont undertsand how much more difficult games were back then. the old games where the best for a reason. but seriously. if you cant beat mario, just use the warp pipes or somethin. it only takes 20 mins to beat it without the warps. less if you speed run itchild_of_lileth


this is pretty much it. its not the easiest game but i've played tougher (don't ever play battletoads or ninja gaiden for the NES) i think what this person said is probably right. you're probably young and have played the 100's of incredibly easy games that are produced now and think replay value means "finding more hidden stuff" whereas back in the day replay value was playing it again because you still haven't beat it.

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#10 spazpol
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I can't beat this game so I gave it a rating of 1 in the reviews of this game. I broke a console once because I am frustrated with this game. How do I post a video to youtube showing my frustration?dxtrfn2008

Wow.... that is some horrible logic. and you honestly can't time your jump on the final bowser? Video games today must really be setting a low bar for challenge...

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#11 child_of_lileth
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[QUOTE="dxtrfn2008"]I can't beat this game so I gave it a rating of 1 in the reviews of this game. I broke a console once because I am frustrated with this game. How do I post a video to youtube showing my frustration?spazpol

Wow.... that is some horrible logic. and you honestly can't time your jump on the final bowser? Video games today must really be setting a low bar for challenge...

lol. when i was a kid i would always just keep fire mario till the end when bowser started with the hammers. or id just run straight through him. lol. i sucked at the jump timeing back then. lmao

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#12 dxtrfn2008
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I have never made it to the final castle in my time playing Mario. I always fell down into pits in 8-1 after using Warp Zones.
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#13 Hungry_bunny
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I've beaten the game more times than I can count, my brothers and I still try to speed-run through it from time to time. It's possible for most players to beat it in under ten minutes with a lot of practise.
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#14 SSlater413
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Super Mario Brothers was the best game back in the day. It's so easy to beat and yes you may die a couple of times but it goes with trying to beat it.

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#15 Talldude80
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I can't beat this game so I gave it a rating of 1 in the reviews of this game. I broke a console once because I am frustrated with this game. How do I post a video to youtube showing my frustration?dxtrfn2008

Well like EVERY other game out there, you could look up a walk-through on how to beat the game. What part are you stuck at? The last castle does have some tricks to it. If you dont go the right way, you'll just be going in circles. oh and btw, i have not beat any of the SMB game either, but I'm not big on beating games. I just play games for the fun of it, and if it's not fun, i play one of my other 140 games or something.

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#16 garrett_duffman
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HA that means if i beat it tonight i wont be the last person on earth to beat it! thank you! ** plays **
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#17 e3li7e
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I don't mean to offend anyone here but my wife complains all the time too about not being able to beat it! So don't feel too bad. Practice makes perfect afterall....!
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#18 BobbyTurkalino
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This makes me laugh. :P That's not really a review. I suggest you try again. And how exactly was it frustrating? You couldnt find the real princess?
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#19 YourChaosIsntMe
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I think you've been ridiculed (haha!) nearly 2 dozen times now....so....

Here's you a hug (in a hillbilly accent). I think I beat the game when I was 5 or 6 too. I don't believe you mailer daemon. 4 is a bit of a stretch, unless you're a video game prodigy.

Now...if you talk like a robot....

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#20 MAILER_DAEMON
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I think you've been ridiculed (haha!) nearly 2 dozen times now....so....

Here's you a hug (in a hillbilly accent). I think I beat the game when I was 5 or 6 too. I don't believe you mailer daemon. 4 is a bit of a stretch, unless you're a video game prodigy.

Now...if you talk like a robot....

YourChaosIsntMe
It's your choice not to believe me, but it happened. My parents have photographic proof, too. I was standing by the TV with the "Thank you Mario, your quest is over..." speech.
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#21 z4twenny
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^ not every 4 year old can do it, but i figure if there are 6 year olds that can play mozarts entire works accurately i'm sure there are some 4 year olds that can beat smb1. i think video games back in the day conditioned us to learn the patterns and learn them quickly. i used to have a friend that could make it through the first 2 levels (1-1 and 1-2) with his eyes closed because he had the muscle memory down perfect.
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#22 FFuematsufan
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I can't beat this game so I gave it a rating of 1 in the reviews of this game. I broke a console once because I am frustrated with this game. How do I post a video to youtube showing my frustration?dxtrfn2008

So easily trolled.

There's a next gen ***** that gave mario bros a 2 and said smb2 was the best out of all 3. DFPFODFLOFODFDIFFODFODFIOSDFJIOSDFSDOFJI

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#23 DJ-Lafleur
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Super Mario bros wasn't easy, though it wasn't THAT hard, either. I've beaten it probably a few times before.
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#24 Black_Knight_00
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I can't beat this game so I gave it a rating of 1 in the reviews of this game. I broke a console once because I am frustrated with this game. How do I post a video to youtube showing my frustration?dxtrfn2008

I have a question for you: if you'd ever have trouble opening a can of tomato sauce, would you go around saying it's poisonous?

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#25 N8A
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Sounds like you need to make a blog