NSA Survival Guide: 10 Signs You're Being Spied on in WoW

Not gonna copy and paste the whole thing but did you know...

People who post a long line of legendary weapons in trade are NSA agents talking in code.

NSA agents are the ones who ALWAYS knew the exact location of Mankrik's wife.

The player you've raided with for nine years but you've never heard his voice, lol.

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Anyone want to pile on more?

When some of your guild mates keep asking if you know someone named Al Qaida.

How does one get a job at the NSA games department? I'll spy on WoW nerds for money.

It's actually a job handled by a supercomputer located in a city-sized data center in Virginia.

I'm a supercomputer. Where do I apply?