Sony patents an ungodly contraption from hell (controller... thing)

http://kotaku.com/5903267/time-to-play-what-the-hell-is-this-thing-sony-just-patented

What in the name of all that's holy is that thing? Is it a torture device to punish the Move for ripping off the Wii? Is it a controller? The guy who wrote the article wisely pointed out the similarities with this thing Forza 4 expected you to buy, but the guys in the comments below immediately suggested... other uses for the contraption (which involve removing the Move).I'm at a loss for words, I guess.

Either it's a new racing controller or a new controller for the PS4? That's what I'm feeling it could be...

It looks like a giant nut-cracker. O.O

It reminds me of a Star Trek ship.

Sure is good they patented a product virtually no one else can imagine.

It's official: Nintendo is SATAN'S LEFT FU*KING NUT. They've fu*ked everyone's brains. Just stuck it right in the ear canals and pistoned away until nothing was left but brain paste. Look at what they've done to Sony and Microsoft, man. It's a goddamn crying shame.

It's like a fart in an elevator that has somehow remained remarkably potent for three days after someone let it. It's both impressive and disturbing. I hear the music from The Omen every time I see a new and awful motion device.

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I'm convinced that most of these technology companies outsource their designs to 10 year old boys.guynamedbilly

:lol:

It looks like some twisted update of the N64 controller.

It reminds me of a Star Trek ship.

entropyecho

It looks like a giant nut-cracker. O.O

RobertBowen

http://kotaku.com/5903267/time-to-play-what-the-hell-is-this-thing-sony-just-patented

What in the name of all that's holy is that thing? Is it a torture device to punish the Move for ripping off the Wii? Is it a controller? The guy who wrote the article wisely pointed out the similarities with this thing Forza 4 expected you to buy, but the guys in the comments below immediately suggested... other uses for the contraption (which involve removing the Move).I'm at a loss for words, I guess.

Black_Knight_00

Its probably a more advance PS move controller but very similiar to this one

Combined with this

Looks like the three handed people that made the Nintendo 64 controller are back with a vengence.

Looks like the three handed people that made the Nintendo 64 controller are back with a vengence.

DarkGamer007

This.:lol:

Seriously man, that s*** is terrible.

SPACE: The final frontier. These are the voyages of the Starship Enterprise. Its five-year mission: To explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations, to boldly go where no man has gone before.

That's hilarious.

Fvck that sh!t :lol:

Looks like something that should be buried out in the desert.

That looks like something id wear around my neck with my pink fuzzy handcuffs while being whipped by a fat hairy hungarian man named fredriko.GodModeEnabled

[QUOTE="GodModeEnabled"]That looks like something id wear around my neck with my pink fuzzy handcuffs while being whipped by a fat hairy hungarian man named fredriko.Black_Knight_00

Awful aesthetics aside, it just looks like a more convoluted way to get a motion controller that you use in the same manner as the sixaxis. So kind of pointless I guess.

[QUOTE="Black_Knight_00"][QUOTE="GodModeEnabled"]That looks like something id wear around my neck with my pink fuzzy handcuffs while being whipped by a fat hairy hungarian man named fredriko.GodModeEnabled

That... is... epic.

oh hell no they better not touch my dual shock

If that is the controller for the PS4, I'm going to be damned. I mean look at that.. It's going to be huge and ugly.

[QUOTE="GodModeEnabled"][QUOTE="Black_Knight_00"] Why does hearing that not surprise me at all?c_rake

I dunno....it reminds of an episode of Power Rangers or some *****, you know, the part where all the little megazords all combine to form this one giant supermegazord. Yeah that.BladesOfAthena

...Its like a freakish batman logo!

it looks as bad as the n64 controller......no nothing can be worse then that

it looks as bad as the n64 controller......no nothing can be worse then that

almasdeathchild

i disagree

It simply looks like a plastic holder for the Move.

That looks pretty freaky. I will allow no such objects in my home.

It's official: Nintendo is SATAN'S LEFT FU*KING NUT. They've fu*ked everyone's brains. Just stuck it right in the ear canals and pistoned away until nothing was left but brain paste. Look at what they've done to Sony and Microsoft, man. It's a goddamn crying shame.

It's like a fart in an elevator that has somehow remained remarkably potent for three days after someone let it. It's both impressive and disturbing. I hear the music from The Omen every time I see a new and awful motion device.

Shame-usBlackley

:lol: You have got to be kidding me. It's not Nintendo's fault if Sony and Microsoft only ripped their bad aspects off: if they had copied the motion controls into games like Zelda, Metroid Prime, Goldeneye 007, Red Steel 2 or Super Mario Galaxy 2 - instead of Kinect Star Wars or the 3.5 Move sports game - you wouldn't have to complaint.

Nintendo did it right, don't blame them if the other two companies didn't.

It looks like some twisted update of the N64 controller.

Vari3ty

My thoughts exactly.

It may just be for racers, or better known as,

PS4 - Bird of Prey controller - GT6 day one launch package.

The Playstation move version of the Wii Wheel? A bit late controller add on do really sell well. Sony would be best to cancel this.