Stupid Things "Gamers" Say..

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#1 Kocelot
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So there are a lot of self-proclaimed "gamers" out there.. What are the most idiotic things that you have heard/or seen over the internet or in real life? I was watching a CS Montage, and this COD nut says: "these graphics suk. cod is better.'
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#2 xXShortroundXx
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I was in a Halo 3 custom games lobby and this scrub joined my party. He was playing CoD4 and he says to us " I hate this game, the graphics suck. " He then goes and puts in MW2 :P

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#3 isaackuhlman
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Well, considering most things gamers say while playing games is fueled by anger, there is a lot of dumb stuff out there. Most of it is homophobic and super violent, but that's because they are idiotic 16-year old kids who don't know what the meaning of most of the stuff they say is. But to be fair, when I play, I get so pissed off sometimes that I break stuff (like a ton of controllers, a Nintendo Gamecube, a recliner, my pinky, etc...) ha ha ha.
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#4 Allicrombie
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"9 months til Skyrim, now I know how pregnancy feels". =P
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#5 Black_Knight_00
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"9 months til Skyrim, now I know how pregnancy feels". =PAllicrombie
:lol::lol::lol:
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#6 xLFTMx
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The answer to this is simply: System Wars.

Find a thread without something utterly moronic being said and you get a chocolate.

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#7 Calvin079
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The answer to this is simply: System Wars.

Find a thread without something utterly moronic being said and you get a chocolate.

xLFTMx

There werea few times where an actual discussion was carried out :shock: Mind you that's so rare its not even funny.

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"9 months til Skyrim, now I know how pregnancy feels". =PAllicrombie
That dude is awesome.
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#9 poisonelf1
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I have heard thousands I am sure, and sure don't remember them all. When pvp got started up, use to hear some comments that would blow your mind. "Oh my, someones pixels got killed in a game". Where do you live? I am going to come to your home and kill you, lol.

Live chat has added its moments as well. Maybe not so much under stupid, but funny. Amazing how a single word may cause confusion, or at least a break, for discussion.

Decal = Sticker. or a name for a outside program. A conversation can become quite interesting when you start hearing gecko. What are you talking about, a lizard? Wait gecko with a d on front of it, ah? Seen a few interesting things with different pronunciation, from other countries.

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#10 cyborg100000
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"Did he drop any good loot?"

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#11 Pvt_r3d
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"owned" in real life. I absolutely hate people who use that word in real life to describe that they beat someone.
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#12 theswede88
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"9 months til Skyrim, now I know how pregnancy feels". =PAllicrombie

HAHA now that guys was funny....

I just had a kid on CoD: BO screaming shut up for atealst 10 min :P

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#13 Crimsader
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"*something* is overrated"
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calling an "extra life" in a home console videogame. A "free man" which is an outdated term from back in the acrade day originating with the game "Pac man" when you got an extra life it was correct in a "free man" since you paid a quarter to play the game.

To use the term in a home console game is bad English stupid since you have already own the game. so getting a 1upand still calling an extra life a "free man"

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#15 YoungSinatra25
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Any computer/techie talk: Noob, Try hard, 1337, etc....
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#16 Harkat95
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"owned" in real life. I absolutely hate people who use that word in real life to describe that they beat someone.Pvt_r3d
Agree 100%. Gamer d-bags have used it so much even non-gaming people use it now.
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#17 SgtSchfiftyFive
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"9 months til Skyrim, now I know how pregnancy feels". =PAllicrombie

:shock:

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#18 koospetoors
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"owned" in real life. I absolutely hate people who use that word in real life to describe that they beat someone.Pvt_r3d
That and when they just randomly yell out "FAIL" every time something bad happens, absolutely can't stand it.
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#19 -DirtySanchez-
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everything in this thread
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#20 KillerWabbit23
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"Hey, dude, last night, in Cod..."

Every single time at school. -__-'

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#21 Elann2008
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"Did he drop any good loot?"

cyborg100000
LOL. Oh man.
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#22 tekken220
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Some kids always think they're better than others, just because of a damn record. When I created a Zombies lobby in Black Ops, some kid and his friend joined and claimed "my record is double yours, so you should follow me, noob lawl." (I survived 12 rounds, he survived 24 rounds) On our first attempt, he kept on getting downed ON THE FIRST 5 ROUNDS. On a second attempt, he was just exploiting that down glitch with his friend, which was so damn annoying. On our third attempt, I survived lots of rounds by ignoring him :P
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#23 ImBananas
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Some kids always think they're better than others, just because of a damn record. When I created a Zombies lobby in Black Ops, some kid and his friend joined and claimed "my record is double yours, so you should follow me, noob lawl." (I survived 12 rounds, he survived 24 rounds) On our first attempt, he kept on getting downed ON THE FIRST 5 ROUNDS. On a second attempt, he was just exploiting that down glitch with his friend, which was so damn annoying. On our third attempt, I survived lots of rounds by ignoring him :Ptekken220
I would've used a shotgun to his face. Either that or smack him out of that area and into a zombie and let it eat his pixelated guts out xP
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#24 dakan45
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"Cod is the same rehashed garabage every year, no changes whatsoever its recycled and no one else is doing it" Says alot about how ignorant they are or how much they hate cod or how inexperianced they are in gaming. Tomb raider did the same thing only worse back then, first sight of change in the series and everyone hated it. I trully :roll: everytime i see it.
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#25 Ratchet_Fan8
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[QUOTE="dakan45"]"Cod is the same rehashed garabage every year, no changes whatsoever its recycled and no one else is doing it"

It is.And they're correct.And dont even mention the map packs..a novel can be made about the mapacks :s
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#27 GeoffZak
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"Cod is the same rehashed garabage every year."dakan45

Believe it or not, that's actually a true statement.

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#28 Vangaurdius
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"It's only a demo." No it isn't, the final game is going to be exactly like that. The only difference is that they might correct you falling through the floor and out of the map when you do that. They aren't going to cancel releasing the game to make it not suck. The only time where things might, key word might, change is in an alpha test, not a beta or demo. Because at beta stage glitches are being fixed and balancing getting done, the core game won't change.

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People blaming hardware for bad games instead of dev's

The cell is better than everything else

I was also playing online in BFBC2 and a guy had his mic on talking and his kid started crying but another guy hooked up his mic just to say "Shut that baby up, Im leaving this **** squad" and then left the game.

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#30 deactivated-59b71619573a1
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"It's only a demo." No it isn't, the final game is going to be exactly like that.

Vangaurdius

^^This could be nominated for one.

As I remember the GOW III demo being very different to the final game with added sections.So that quote works well here

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This is a thread just created today that says:

"If PSN is not up by 8pm tonight then......im going to jump out of my 29th story window. I believe i can fly"

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#32 Vangaurdius
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[QUOTE="Vangaurdius"]

"It's only a demo." No it isn't, the final game is going to be exactly like that.

seanmcloughlin

^^This could be nominated for one.

As I remember the GOW III demo being very different to the final game with added sections.So that quote works well here

I'm referring to the gameplay. Obviously the demo isn't going to have the full game but the final product remains largely the same.

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#33 deactivated-59b71619573a1
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[QUOTE="seanmcloughlin"]

[QUOTE="Vangaurdius"]

"It's only a demo." No it isn't, the final game is going to be exactly like that.

Vangaurdius

^^This could be nominated for one.

As I remember the GOW III demo being very different to the final game with added sections.So that quote works well here

I'm referring to the gameplay. Obviously the demo isn't going to have the full game but the final product remains largely the same.

On this I will agree alright

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"Pwned, Noob, Owned, FAIL." I hate all of these with a passion, and will try my best to get as far away from anyone who uses them as quickly as possible. Mostly I find those under 13 to do it, and I'm not around them that often (aside from my Nephew, but if he says it once I ask him to leave), so it's all good. If only they could know how incredibly stupid they sound.

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#35 deactivated-59b71619573a1
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"Pwned, Noob, Owned, FAIL." I hate all of these with a passion, and will try my best to get as far away from anyone who uses them as quickly as possible.

Rekunta

Don't forget "Epic" that word has been overused way too much

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#36 mariomaster16
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This is a thread just created today that says:

"If PSN is not up by 8pm tonight then......im going to jump out of my 29th story window. I believe i can fly"

seanmcloughlin

Have a nice flight :)

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#37 mariomaster16
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I was at my friend's house playing MW2 on 360, and we were chatting with a friend about how he had just got FF XIII. This kid gets on and starts saying that "Final Fantasy is a stupid game, RPG's don't take strategy at all. You just push buttons and watch your character do everything. COD is way harder than FF." (that was a paraphrase. the discussion took place over about a minute.) Apparently COD takes more strategy than any other game, you really have to be smart to play.

I couldn't answer, I was astouned that he actually thought COD required strategy. I prayed he was joking, but I really couldn't tell. He then proceeded to go 4/15.

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#38 edinsftw
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When they actually say "lol" you do not say lol, you laugh if your talking on the mic. That is the meaning of lol. lol

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A chocolate, how it happened
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#40 ImBananas
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I was at my friend's house playing MW2 on 360, and we were chatting with a friend about how he had just got FF XIII. This kid gets on and starts saying that "Final Fantasy is a stupid game, RPG's don't take strategy at all. You just push buttons and watch your character do everything. COD is way harder than FF." (that was a paraphrase. the discussion took place over about a minute.) Apparently COD takes more strategy than any other game, you really have to be smart to play.

I couldn't answer, I was astouned that he actually thought COD required strategy. I prayed he was joking, but I really couldn't tell. He then proceeded to go 4/15.

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The first three, maybe. Nice sig btw xD
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#41 mariomaster16
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When they actually say "lol" you do not say lol, you laugh if your talking on the mic. That is the meaning of lol. lol

edinsftw

I hate when people say "lol" out loud, or any kind of abbreviation (OMG, WTF, ROFL).

If I'm using a mic, I prefer to laugh as loud as I possilbly can. Just to be sure they hear me.

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#42 Nerkcon
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I am really starting to hate how all multiplayer is being called 'PVP' right now. :x

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- People who refer still refer to the current crop of home consoles that we've had for over 5-years as "next gen".

- People who proclaim that a Console game is better then a PC game, because they can "play from their couch"....as if playing on a couch somehow effected the actual quality of a game while also ignoring this option is available across platforms.

- People who claim that any of the current gaming platforms "failed" or is "dying".

- People who claim that a PC gaming rig costs "thousands of dollars".

- How at the beginning of ever year, that specific year is proclaimed as the "best year in gaming ever"....then at the end of the year, we get the talk about how the year was a big disappoint....this pretty much happens every year.

- Gamers who proclaim that a game will be "guaranteed GOTY" based on a trailer, sometime even as little as a CGI teaser trailer.

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#44 Gemini_Red
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It's not really a stupid thing to say, but I do hate that some have come to terms with saying it.

"There will be a patch."

Just annoys me that the ship it now, fix it later mentality is being accepted.

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#45 mariomaster16
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- People who refer still refer to the current crop of home consoles that we've had for over 5-years as "next gen".

- People who proclaim that a Console game is better then a PC game, because they can "play from their couch"....as if playing on a couch somehow effected the actual quality of a game while also ignoring this option is available across platforms.

- People who claim that any of the current gaming platforms "failed" or is "dying".

- People who claim that a PC gaming rig costs "thousands of dollars".

- How at the beginning of ever year, that specific year is proclaimed as the "best year in gaming ever"....then at the end of the year, we get the talk about how the year was a big disappoint....this pretty much happens every year.

- Gamers who proclaim that a game will be "guaranteed GOTY" based on a trailer, sometime even as little as a CGI teaser trailer.

locknload17

How much does it cost? like 8-9 hundred?