um. hey guys just want you to post some quotes that game heroes(like solid snake,kratos,dante) or heroines (cant think of any.. oh lara croft!!!) said that stuck to your mind...
"Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit and I said: 'Goodbye'. And you were like 'NO WAY!' And I was all 'We pretended we were going to murder you.' .... That was great..."
"There was even going to be a party for you. A big party. That all your friends were invited to. I invited your best friend the companion cube. Of course, he couldn't come because you murdered him. All your other friends couldn't come either because you don't have any other friends. Because of how unlikable you are. It says so right here in your personell file. Unlikable. Liked by no one. A bitter, unlikable loner whose passing shall not be mourned. Shall not be mourned. That's what it says. Very formal. Very official. It also says you were adopted. So that's funny too."
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Y6ljFaKRTrI this is the end credits song from Portal... everything that came out that A.I.'s "mouth" was funny as hell but this really takes the cake, if you know what I mean ;)
Lt. Sarah Kerrigan: Captain Raynor, I've finished scouting out the area, and... you pig! Jim Raynor: What! I haven't even said anything to you yet. Lt. Sarah Kerrigan: Yeah, but you were thinking it. Jim Raynor: Oh, yeah! you're a telepath.
Good ol sheogorath from oblivion shivering isles just a couple of my favs:
"Wonderful! Time for a celebration... Cheese for everyone! Wait, scratch that. Cheese for no one. I suppose that can be just as much of a celebration, if you don't like cheese, true? You've run a maze like a good little rat. But no cheese for you yet. Well, maybe a little"
"I once dug a pit and filled it with clouds....or was it clowns.... come to think of it, it began to smell... must have been clowns. Clouds don't smell, they taste of butter. And tears."
"I will kill you-with DEATH!" "Future, huh? Want to know the difference between you and the you five minutes ago? The you five minutes ago had five minutes to live!"
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