Yeah, Dencore. What made you fall asleep? I think Oblivion is great!
The trouble is, I don't have a powerful rig to get the full experience. I also don't have a 360. But I want to definitely play Oblivion once I get a newer powerful PC. But for now, I think I should give Morrowind a try first.
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First of all let me say that who ever coded Oblivion's matching system requirements is a straight retard The game looks like crud on my PC and I'm forced to run it on low settings. While I can run games like Lost Planet on almost max settings, and Bioshock on medium.
Also Oblivion is just boring. Here is little my impressions of the game after I left the Dungeon:
WTF! I spend almost $2000 on my PC and I get N64 textures? :|
OMG a guy! Time for COMBAT! :lol: I just keep clicking to attack with my sword? Oh crap I'm going to die, must RUN!.....Why is he still attacking the spot I was in if nobody is there? :|
Yes time to deliever that jelewery to the guy, just follow the arrow. *10 minutes later* ALMOST THERE! *15 minutes later* I'm getting BORED* *5 minutes* ^@ THIS! *Goes to explore the towns*
Awesome a town! Let me go inside the house to steal peoples goods. :evil: OMG a lady in here! Lady: "You monster!" Shut up you stupid ho! *Kills lady and steals goods*
Ah outside now, oh look it's that knight dude. Knight :"You're under arrest!" Ahhhh! *Steals Knights horse*
Okay now I'm in the city. WTF? Knight: "Stop you've violated the law!" HTF did you know? There aren't any phones in medievil times. Crap gotta run.
*Talks to people* People: "There's a man who calls himself Gray Fox" .....Metal Gear? Postman comes "I have a delievery for you." *Reads* "It's Gray Fox meet me at the garden at the ship docky place at 3 am" Okay.
*Goes tot he ship docky place* Where is this garden? *looks for 5 minutes* It's somewhere around here *looks again for 10 minues* Frustrating *looks again for 20 minutes* WTF!? *looks again for 5 minutes* PIRATES! Ahh help! Yes the guards are here to help me! :) Yes they killed them! Knight: Stop you've violated the law! Damn it! *Steals pirate sword and runs outside*
*Goes to another town after 2 hours of running* Hello? Anyone there? What's up good pedistrian! Pedistrian: *pulls out knife* "I'll kill you!" WTF!? *slashes sword and kills the pedistrian* Group of people behind me : "Murder! Murder! Get him!" ....:| *Runs into town hotel*
*Asks hotel manager* WTF IS WRONG WITH THOSE PEOPLE!? Hotel Manager: "Oh they're just scared because of the attacks on the town recently." But he attacked me. :| *Sleeps in town hotel* *Wakes up* Man in Robe: "Hello." ...Rapist? Man in Robe: "Are you interested in killing? Because I'm starting a cult about killing people....would you like to join?" Sure. Man in Robe: "Good kill this guy in this one town and you'll be initiated." Sweet. Man in Robe: "Oh yeah the guards are down stairs and they're coming up to kill you." What!? *Guards burst throught door* Guards: "MURDER!" *Runs out of room and hotel and to outside, steals horse and trys to find the soon to be victims town*
Okay so gotta find that one town let me look at my map. *Pulls up map* ......WTF it isn't even on here! Whatever he said go NorthEast to the nearest town so I might as well do that. *Goes NorthEast for 2 hours* &%#@ this! Let me just go back to trying to find that one guy to deliever the jewlery too.
*5 minutes later* That was fast. *Goes inside* Man: "Ahhh the pendent! I can see he trusted you" Just give me my money so I can leave" Man:"Travel to this one place to help guards there" MORE RUNNING!
*Follows the red arrow for 2 hours* Oh look a dungeon time to explore! :) :lol: at Level Design. *After 40 minutes of unlocking doors and killing skeletons* WTF! this has to be a joke right? After getting so far there's only like 20 credits at the end? :| *Goes back outside*
Okay now to find those guards. Ahh I see they're right over that mountain...now how do I reach it's peak? *1 hours after constant trial and error* FINALLY I'm here! Guards: "Great timing we've just opened the gets to Hell! Want to come in?" Sure. *Jumps into portal.
Knight: "Come on let's fight them together" Okay. *Knight dies on his 2nd enemy encounter* :| *Progresses on.....monsters are too powerful so I go back through the portal*
Okay so that was stupid, let me go back to the city. *Reaches a house and goes inside* Man: "I'm having a bear problem, kill 5 and I'll make it worth your while" *Kills the 5 bears* Man: "You've killed them all? Good here's 20 credits." *Kills the guy and steals all his money and goes back to the City*
*Runs away from guards in the City until I find an arena place* Man: "Want to join the arena?" Sure. "Okay Pit-Dog doors right up there" ....Pit-Dog? *Fights man in arena* Man: "You did great out there pit-dog here's you reward 70 credits". Why are people here so cheap? Man: "Want to fight again?" No that was stupid.
*Goes to armoury to buy weapons* *Looks at prices* WTF! It would be easier finding to steal these things then to raise this amount of money!
....Screw this game!!!
And those are my impressions on Oblivion. :)
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