Trash Talking quotes

Does anyone have any funny trash talking quotes? I've got a few, but I'd like other people to share their own quotes.

"Don't laugh. your next"

"I believe in recycling. i' gonna use u over and over"

"You suck. Why do you even play this game?"

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

Did I quote that right?

" I be like IHOP, serving up piping hot beatdowns 24 hours a day, except without syrup. Cuz' there ain't nothin' sweet over here".

- Riley from the Boondocks

Although that one is hard to pull off in the middle of a heated profanity and racism fueled session of cheating accusations in Halo.