Video Game QUOTES

What are some memorable video game quates for you?

Mine are;

"Jill, why don't you, the master of unlocking, take this lock pick." - Resident Evil

"Yo gangsta! Get ready to gang bang!" - Bust-a-Groove

"I FEEL ASLEEP." - Metal Gear

"I am Error." - Zelda II: The Adventures of Link

"A Winner is You!" - Pro Wrestling

"All your base are belong to us." - Zero Wing

Pump it,

You for got "You were almost a Jill Sandwich!" from RE.

How about this exchange from Uncharted 2:

"How afraid were you that I was gonna die?"

"On a scale of one to ten... five.

"FIVE? Then what's a ten?"

"Clowns."

"Prepare to meet your demise at the hands of...my NINJA"

"I hate ninjas"

-Just Cause 2.

It's just so utterly bizarre in the context of the game :D .

G-A-M-E O-Ooh(?)-E-R Game Over! Game Over! Game Over! Game Over! (Daytona USA).

"Do a barrel roll!"

"I want to be a blitzball when I grow up!" -random kid, Final Fantasy X

"This guy are sick." -Aeris, Final Fantasy VII

"Beep... beep... beep... beep..." -Leonard Nimoy quoting the Sputnik I satellite, Civilization IV

"I want to be a blitzball when I grow up!" -random kid, Final Fantasy X

"This guy are sick." -Aeris, Final Fantasy VII

"Beep... beep... beep... beep..." -Leonard Nimoy quoting the Sputnik I satellite, Civilization IV

TleilaxuMaster

Some of my favorite quotes are:

"This is no game, Mr. Ford. It's deadly serious." John Adams/Enlil (The Conduit, Wii)

" 'Lasers? Lasers are so...'

'Nineties?'

'I was going to say seventies; would you please stop making me feel old?'

'Got bad news for you, Sam; you are old.' " Exchange between Sam Fisher and Anna Grimsdottir, Splinter Cell: Chaos Theory

Prince of Persia [2008]

The Prince:

"I don't believe in luck... but maybe it believes in me."
"Its not where you're from, it's where you're going that matters."
"For every step we take, there is always one more."
"A bridge salesman could really clean up in this place."

Elika: "Patience has its rewards."
Prince: "So does walking into a harem covered in chocolate."

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I could find so many more, but don't have the time.

From GTA4

Vlad: "You see the cops, you don't know me."

Niko: "I see anyone, I don't know you."

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Dmitri: "This guy's been making porno in his basement, and he didn't cut Mikhail in!"

Niko: "The least he could have done is send over some tapes."

This

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQHecMZunms

There's one in my sig (albeit wth the pronouns tweaked), and this one:

"They wereall dead. The final gunshot was an exclamation mark to everything that has led to this point. I released my finger from the trigger. And then it was over"

are the top two. Hnrable mentions go to:

"The truth was like a green crack through my brain. Weapon statistics floating in the air, glimpsed out of the corner of my eye. the repetitious act of shooting, time slowing down to show off my moves. The paranoid feeling of someone controlling my every step. I was in a computer game. Funny as Hell, it was the most horrible thing I could think of."

"When the darkness fell, New York City became something else, any old Sinatra song notwithstanding. Bad things happened in the night, on the streets of that other city. Noir York City."

"The flesh of fallen angels! Come to me, all!... Astaroth, Beelzebub, Asmodeus, Baphomet, Lucifer, Loki, Satan, Cthulhu, Lilith, Hela! Blood to you all!"

"No minotaur lurked in this labyrinth, but somewhere out there, on the clanking deck of his cargo freighter, the skipper of the Charon was waiting, like the ferryman of the River Styx"

"No minotaur lurked in this labyrinth, but somewhere out there, on the clanking deck of his cargo freighter, the skipper of the Charon was waiting, like the ferryman of the River Styx"

"An urban legend come true. You complete the jigsaw puzzle to discover it is a picture of yourself, finishing that same puzzle. A mad, green-eyed killer behind you"

No prices for guessing the game.

"You know who I am, I'm Cid that's who the hell I am!" Cid Highwind- FFVII

"I should have been the one to fill you're dark soul with LIGGGHHHT!" Dante- DMC

"This guy are sick." Aerith- FFVII

"Rule of thumb, Hassan. You can't kill the Messiah."
"Kane...LIVES!"
"Come on boy!"
"AHAHAHAHAHA!"
"Our base is under attack."
"Unit lost."

No prices for guessing the game.XanderKage

I'm going to guess on Max Payne. :P

! then this happen.

"Karmas a b****h!" Nathen Drake

"I'm sorry Mario, but the princess is in another castle." countless Toads

"You're too Slow!" Sonic

Duke Nuken 3D has so many I found hilarious even though many were borrowed from somewhere else.

"Your face, your a**, what's the difference?

Silent Hill 3

(Upon entering yet another rusty, dark, monster filled **** hole)

Heather: Aw hell.

I was just playing StarFox 64 the other day. That game has got to be the most quotable game of all time.

"Clear as the crisp spring morning. F K ... In the coffee" Mr_Cumberdale

"That shocked me more than a weasel in an electric chair."

"There's definitely something in this town. Can you feel it Zach? My coffee warned me about it."

How has no one mentioned "the cake is a lie"!?

One of my other favorites is, "While safety is one of many Enrichment Center goals, the Aperture Science High-Energy Pellets seen to the left of the chamber can and have caused permanent disabilities, such as vapourisation. Please be careful."

Portal is awesome...:D

"I'm no hero. Never was, never will be. I'm just an old killer, hired to do some wet work." - MGS4

"Stop, you have violated the law! You must pay the court fine or serve your sentence." - Oblivion

"Now, can you tell me what this Australian-American war was... I never really heard of it!" - Lazlow, GTA3

I was just playing StarFox 64 the other day. That game has got to be the most quotable game of all time.

Heirren

Good ole starfox 64

"Use Bombs Wisely!"

"Fox, do a barrel roll!"

"Geeee I've been saved by fox....how swell"

"Fox what are you doin! Get this guy off me"

"im gettin Careless"

"UNCLE ANDROSSSS!"

"You Cant Defeat me I've got a better ship!"

"You're my friend... Therefore, i wanted to ask you something, erase me." - Kingdom Hearts: Birth by Sleep

"The cake is a lie!" - Portal

"One who knows nothing can understand nothing." - Kingdom Hearts

"I am Andrew Ryan, and I'm here to ask you a question: Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow? 'No!' says the man in Washington, 'It belongs to the poor.' 'No!' says the man in the Vatican, 'It belongs to God.' 'No!' says the man in Moscow, 'It belongs to everyone.' I rejected those answers; instead, I chose something different. I chose the impossible. I chose... Rapture, a city where the artist would not fear the censor, where the scientist would not be bound by petty morality, Where the great would not be constrained by the small! And with the sweat of your brow, Rapture can become your city as well." - Bioshock

"Listen to my story... this may be our last chance." - Final Fantasy X

"Hi!! I like shorts they're comfy and easy to wear!" Pokemon

"The Enrichment Centre is required to remind you that the weighted companion cube will never threaten to stab, in fact, cannot speak. In the event that the weighted companion cube does speak, the Enrichment Centre urges you to disregard its advice." - Portal

"Didn't we have some fun, though? Remember when the plateform was sliding into the fire pit and I said,'Goodbyee!' and you were like 'NO WAY', and then I was all 'We pretended we were going to murder you.' That was fun." - Portal

"That useless wanker!" -Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare

"It is the way of man to make monsters, and it is the way of monsters to destroy their makers." -F.E.A.R.

"The dead man's name was Charles Habegger. Oh, I remember...but are the memories mine? Or hers...? It makes no difference. He deserved to die. They ALL deserve to die." -F.E.A.R.

"This gym is great! It's full of women!" -Pokemon Red/Blue/Yellow(That old perv is the best...xD)

"I hear little hearts beating....Yes, beating faster now! Soon the beating will stop!" -World of Warcraft

"Me hungry." "You always hungry! That why we so fat!" -World of Warcraft

"You were born here...in this place. I was there." -F.E.A.R.

"He's really persistent. He reminds me of you, Arthas." "Shut up you dumb ghost." -Warcraft 3

I've been playing a lot of Mass Effect 2 recently, and everybody knows that game is filled with tonnes of great quotes.

But honestly, here's one;

(Shephard walks up to a Citadel shop and uses the Intimidate option to get a store discount)

(After minimal discussion)

Shephard says "Are you saying you are above me because I am poor!?'

Clerk says "No, no...."

Shephard turns around and yells out "Hey! This store discriminates against poor people!"