What bad games should the Angry Video Game Nerd review next?

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#1 final_kaoss
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Playing and reviewing bad games is what this guy does for a living. Oh and before you see his youtube page be aware that he curses alot during his reviews. Anyways let's see how many bad games people can come up with that he hasn't reviewed already so that we can send him some recommendations.

http://www.youtube.com/user/JamesNintendoNerd

Deathtrap dungeon on the playstation is definetly one that he needs to review

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#2 bigM10231
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wwf raw

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#3 mariokart97
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Angry Video Game Nerd rocks!!!

I think he should review a Sega Staurn game because that console is known for having a weak library.

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#4 final_kaoss
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Hah, I think he did that during his 3 part (or was it 4 part? cant remember.) castlevania review.

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#5 bigM10231
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Angry Video Game Nerd rocks!!!

I think he should review a Sega Staurn game because that console is known for having a weak library.

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even though its weak, the great game to bad game is 10:1
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id like to see him do some sinclair spectrum stuff. manic minor, jetset willy, dizzy, knight lore, etc

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he's actually reviewed good games and passed them off as bad Hydlide and castlevania 2 are good examples of this
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#8 final_kaoss
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heh, well he is entitled to his own opinions even though I never played Hydlide and he's right, the day/night thing & lack of bosses is annoying, just because it says "castlevania" on it doesn't automatically make it a good game.

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he's actually reviewed good games and passed them off as bad Hydlide and castlevania 2 are good examples of thisohthemanatee

Actually I own Castlevania 2 and yes it is actually a great game but Hydlide is like a bad ripoff of Legend of Zelda

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Castlevania II: Simon's Quest isn't bad, it's just not the same game as Castlevania or Castlevania III: Dracula's Curse. All three have their own goods and bads, Simon's Quest's goods and bads are just radically different.

Hydlide can actually be fun if it's on mute (ugh the music) and you have the general idea of how the game works.
Standing in the dark, in graveyards, or in water makes your health deplete, standing in buildings and forests makes your health stagnate, while standing in an open field causes your health to regenerate.
Another point the Angry Video Game Nerd touched on was the save system. The password system allows you to continue your game later after powering the system down. Pressing save makes a state that you can simply load back up by hitting the load button until you shut the game off.
He seemed to misinterperate this as: Press save to get a password and load doesn't do anything.
(By the by, Hydlide predates The Legend of Zelda)

Regardless, I've always preferred Mr. Rolfe's reviews of games he actually likes or has childhood memories of. Not only does it generally mean he knows more about the game, but I can tell what he's saying comes from his heart and it really makes a difference.

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#11 ModernTimes
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[QUOTE="ohthemanatee"]he's actually reviewed good games and passed them off as bad Hydlide and castlevania 2 are good examples of thismariokart97

Actually I own Castlevania 2 and yes it is actually a great game but Hydlide is like a bad ripoff of Legend of Zelda

Hydlide came first.
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[QUOTE="ohthemanatee"]he's actually reviewed good games and passed them off as bad Hydlide and castlevania 2 are good examples of thismariokart97

Actually I own Castlevania 2 and yes it is actually a great game but Hydlide is like a bad ripoff of Legend of Zelda

Hydlide was launched 2 years before the Legend of Zelda I believe

heh, well he is entitled to his own opinions even though I never played Hydlide and he's right, the day/night thing & lack of bosses is annoying, just because it says "castlevania" on it doesn't automatically make it a good game.

final_kaoss

James Rolfe himself admitted in an interview that not all of the games he reviews are bad, he just inflates their problems for comedic value

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#13 Daavpuke
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Back on topic:

Barbie Ocean Adventure

Pac Man 2: The New Adventures . That game was annoyingly bad.
²

Did he do a Power Pad spoof yet? He should.

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E.T. for the 2600.

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Conan for the NES. I couldn't even beat the first level for the life of me. And I really wanted to, I loved the movies and the comics when I was kid. -Nate-
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#16 enterawesome
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E.T. for the 2600.

jasonw131
Exactly. Why in God's name has he not yet reviewed it?
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#17 Fragasnap
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[QUOTE="jasonw131"]E.T. for the 2600.enterawesome
Exactly. Why has he not yet reviewed it?


Because it's not nearly as bad as everyone says it is?
Have you ever played it?

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#18 kingdavid562
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defenetly raymans raving rabbids....

that is going to piss him off...(if he already reviwed that game its because i dint feel like waching the video)

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#19 cronomagus36
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[QUOTE="jasonw131"]

E.T. for the 2600.

enterawesome

Exactly. Why in God's name has he not yet reviewed it?

I think it might be because the rip-off "Irate Gamer" has reviewed it, and he doesn't want people spreading controversy about the Angry Video Game Nerd copying his ideas.

I wouldn't mind seeing him review some of the bad Sonic the Hedgehog games, like Sonic Labyrinth and Sonic Drift.

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#20 Emerald_Warrior
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[QUOTE="enterawesome"][QUOTE="jasonw131"]

E.T. for the 2600.

cronomagus36

Exactly. Why in God's name has he not yet reviewed it?

I think it might be because the rip-off "Irate Gamer" has reviewed it, and he doesn't want people spreading controversy about the Angry Video Game Nerd copying his ideas.

I wouldn't mind seeing him review some of the bad Sonic the Hedgehog games, like Sonic Labyrinth and Sonic Drift.

Imiation is the best form of flattery. -Nate-
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I'm still waiting for him to review the 3 stooges game for NES, that one should be good for a few laughs.

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#22 AcidSoldner
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Back on topic:

Barbie Ocean Adventure

Pac Man 2: The New Adventures . That game was annoyingly bad.
²

Did he do a Power Pad spoof yet? He should.

Daavpuke

Pac Man 2 New Adventures

Oh man I remember that game. Sooo bad yet I still played it as a kid and beat it; had nothing better to do I guess. But I do think he's already reviewed that one, not sure.

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#23 Daavpuke
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[QUOTE="Daavpuke"]

Back on topic:

Barbie Ocean Adventure

Pac Man 2: The New Adventures . That game was annoyingly bad.
²

Did he do a Power Pad spoof yet? He should.

AcidSoldner

Pac Man 2 New Adventures

Oh man I remember that game. Sooo bad yet I still played it as a kid and beat it; had nothing better to do I guess. But I do think he's already reviewed that one, not sure.

I need to look that up! I owned it as a kid and even back then I felt completely ripped off. It had very little to do with any pacman experience and was just so awfully put together. I remember seeing it win an award for worst game ever a few years in a row. Too bad I spent my hard saved money on that already by then :(.