What is Evony?

I see the ads everywhere and it looks stupid. Play now my lord. ?! Oh that's attractive!:lol:

Your average text-based browser game, I guess, kinda like BiteFight.

I think it quite a dodgy game, cuz it's like "Play unnoticable now!" I'm to scared to go on incase my computers destruyed by a flood of pr0n pop-ups

It's like civilization (sp)

Things take a few minutes to build in the beginning, towards the end stuff takes 100-200hrs to research/build.

My buddy used to play it and tried to get me to play it. No animation, but pictures of what your city looks like.

Evony is a game that uses girls with huge hooters to advertise it but has a bunch of guys with huge hooters playing itkfjl

lmao,

what's worse is that they were using girls in medieval outfits and they were 3d, but I recently saw an evony ad that had a real photo of a woman in modern day street clothes, looked like it was taken from a dating site, lol makes u wonder who their target audience is..

The worst part is that the sex appeal has nothing at all to do with the game. Actually, that's not the worst part. This entry in their FAQ is:

"How do I get my queen?
There is no queen in this game, the ad you saw is for marketing purposes and seems to be highly effective by the number of times this question has come up."

lmao, that is GREAT!

"But the only reason I bought this game was to get MY QUEEN!!!"