What's the best/funniest Zero Punctuation review of a game?

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#1 Safetynetss
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I just found out about the guy and his web reviews of games. However I haven't been able to... "strike gold" yet and am wondering if anyone here knows the funniest review he has? It doesn't have to be a current gen game, last gen is great as well.
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#2 Safetynetss
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Anyone at all?
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#3 Dollar75
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I thought the Tomb Raider review was very funny.

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#4 Greyfeld
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I'd have a hard time deciding, most of them are pretty hilarious.
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#5 Manusho
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Duke Nukem Forever
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#6 Safetynetss
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Any games actually released?
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#7 KillerWabbit23
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They all made me laugh. Just keep going into his backlog, you'll eventually "strike gold". He also has one or two videos on Youtube as well.

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#8 tryagainlater
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It's not a review of a game, but his summary of E3 09 is one that I always I remember. I was disappointed when his E3 10 video wasn't that funny.

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#9 -Hoax-
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I like some of his older vids but now ..I dont find the guy funny anymore his video's are boring, predictable and not funny.
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#10 full_on_gamer
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Far Cry 2 is funny, but only if you have actually played it. Both fans and haters of the game will probably enjoy it. It was the first ZP review i watched, and have not found one that is as good since. check it out

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#11 cametall
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50 Cent Blood in the Sand was funny. OK the ending made me crack up uncontrollably.

EDIT: Sorry, I meant 50 Cent, accidentally said FarCry 2.

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#12 gbrading
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I still like the fact that if you type "zero" into Google, the first auto result is always "zero punctuation". :P Hard to tell which is the funniest; I never really agree with whatever Yahtzee actually says in his reviews (way overly critical, but that's his style), but they do make me laugh. I did like his Tales of Monkey Island which he did in an offensively bad Irish accent. ;)

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#13 Daavpuke
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50 Cent definetly is one of the best ones. Though most his work is pure genius.
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#14 burgeg
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My favourite review he did was the one for Saints Row 2. Not because it was super funny or anything, but just because the review was bang on. That review of Saints Row 2 is better than every other "professional" critic review of the game. It's good to see a reviewer out there that still recognises a pure fun gaming experience when he sees it. He gave Saints Row 2 the praise it deserved and he has my respect for that. He gained even more respect from me when he also gave it the GOTY for that year. Good to see a reviewer out there that still recognises the pure mindless fun aspect to gaming is the most important thing a game needs.

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#15 Safetynetss
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AH! Now I know what I want. Does the guy review Zelda or Nintendo games? Does he review RPG games like Tales of the Abyss? Or is it just Western developed games like God of War or Alan Wake or such?
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#16 Daavpuke
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He does review some Nintendo games and RPGs, but you better not be a fanboy, because he hates them thoroughly :lol:
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#17 Safetynetss
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Yes that's what I want. I notice that all he does in his reviews is bashing. Which isn't funny when you don't exactly know what game he's talking about. And I'm more familiar with older games of last gen than now. I tried Googling but I didn't find any such video. Do you have a link?
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#18 calvinsora
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Not that big a fan of his rants, but Duke Nukem Forever was hilarious.

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I like the resident evil 5 review.
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#20 Greyfeld
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[QUOTE="Safetynetss"]Yes that's what I want. I notice that all he does in his reviews is bashing. Which isn't funny when you don't exactly know what game he's talking about. And I'm more familiar with older games of last gen than now. I tried Googling but I didn't find any such video. Do you have a link?

Well, he has a couple older nintendo ones... Super Paper Mario, and Zelda: Phantom Hourglass. If you google "zero punctuation" you should get a website called "The Escapist" as your first link that has all his videos listed.
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#21 frostybanana
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FF13, Bioshock 2 and God of War 3 were hilarious.
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#22 CrankyStorming
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I didn't find his God of War 3 review that funny, although his Final Fantasy 13 video was definitely a classic. His best one-liner definitely came from Bad Company 2("I mentioned dust earlier and now I'm going to mention it again, DUST!"