Your favorite line from a video game?

What is your favorite line from a video game? Mine is "Over time my husband will desire me less sexually, but he will always love my pies." That line is from Psychonauts. I laughed for a long while after hearing that one.

"And this battle shall be the mustard on that bread! The mustard of your doom! I have fury!"-Fawful, from Superstar Saga

The original Resident Evil was a treasure trove of awesome lines:

"Jill, here's a lockpick. It might come in handy if you, the master of unlocking, take it with you."

"That was too close. You were almost a Jill sandwich!"

"Blood! Jill, see if you can find anymore clues. I'll be examining this... I hope this is not CHRIS' blood!"

That last one made me lol so hard. Even now like 13 years after the game came out I still laugh thinking about it. Barry was the best.

Mass effect while on a planet with smoking ash clouds and boiling lava outside and approx 800 degrees Wrex says to me '' Hmmm another 50 degrees or so and i might start to get uncomfortable, How are u mammals feeling shepherd?'' i lold so hard

Warhammer 40 dawn of war winter assualt a chaplain shouts to his marines while their getting overrun '' YOU WILL NOT DISGRACE THE EMPEROR BY DIEING HERE TODAY!!!''

and a few from mass effect 2 are

I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favorite store on the citadel.

Hell, Garrus, you were always ugly. Just slap some face paint on there, and no one will notice.

Joker:Oh, another dangerous alien aboard, Commander. Thanks. Why can't you collect coins or commemorative plates or something?

Garrus:You know me, I always like to savor the last shot before popping the heat sink. [long, awkward pause] Wait... that metaphor just went somewhere horrible

Unintentionally funny lines:

Resident Evil 5:

Jill explains to Chris in this long, dramatic speech that Wesker is going to conquer the world. She tells him that, as things currently stand, Chris is the only hope for humanity. Chris' response, verbatim:

"Well yeah, but..."

Seriously. Best reaction ever. And the delivery is perfect! Whoever voiced Chris gave the perfect "I really don't care, I just want to go home and make a freaking sandwich" tone.

I also get a huge kick out of Shenmue, having Ryu buying little Sega figurines from a vending machine. Immediately following a scene where Ryu was talking about avenging his father's death, he sits in front of a toy capsule machine excited. "Maybe I should get... another."

The original Resident Evil was a treasure trove of awesome lines:

"Jill, here's a lockpick. It might come in handy if you, the master of unlocking, take it with you."

"That was too close. You were almost a Jill sandwich!"

"Blood! Jill, see if you can find anymore clues. I'll be examining this... I hope this is not CHRIS' blood!"

That last one made me lol so hard. Even now like 13 years after the game came out I still laugh thinking about it. Barry was the best.

reason58

Kaine from NIER has plenty. Here are a few that I remember.

• "Weiss you dumb***, you better start making sense you rotten book, or you're gonna be sorry. Maybe I'll rip your pages out one by one, or maybe I'll put you in the g*ddamn furnance. How can someone with such a big, smart brain be hypnotized like a little *****, huh? Oh, Shadowlord, I love you Shadowlord. Come over here and give Weiss a big sloppy kiss, Shadowlord. Now pull you're head out of your g*ddamn *** and start ****ing helping us!"

or

• "If you had *********, I'd cut them off"

There was another quote where she calls one of the bosses a "****hog", but I can't remember it word for word.

The original Resident Evil was a treasure trove of awesome lines:

"Jill, here's a lockpick. It might come in handy if you, the master of unlocking, take it with you."

"That was too close. You were almost a Jill sandwich!"

"Blood! Jill, see if you can find anymore clues. I'll be examining this... I hope this is not CHRIS' blood!"

That last one made me lol so hard. Even now like 13 years after the game came out I still laugh thinking about it. Barry was the best.

reason58

:D you just made my day

Frank West: "I've covered wars ya know"

I don't know what him covering wars has to do with him being able to hold a gun because later he says that he never shot at a person, so it didn't really matter.

Duke Nukem:

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum...and I'm all out of gum."

Taken from the movie "They Live"

"What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets!"

"What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets!"

Pixel-Pirate

End the thread right here, for we have a winner! :)

Emm its a hard one the only one that springs to mind is in the origonal kane and lynch where Lynch Hits that women and he says

"She's all limp I didn't even hit herr that hard"

That one always cracks me up

Legend of Dragon

The king tells a princess from another land a story but before the end he stop.

Princess: "What happen?"

King: "That is a family story that only my family is told."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulbotKa5LnM

those are the best

"I am not home right now, please leave a message after the beep...BEEP!" -Colonel from Metal Gear Solid 2. (Yes he says "BEEP!")

Pretty much all the random things the Colonel says in that final chapter of MGS2 are great.

Legend of Dragon

The king tells a princess from another land a story but before the end he stop.

Princess: "What happen?"

King: "That is a family story that only my family is told."

wiouds

:lol:

"What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets!"

Pixel-Pirate

"It's dangerous to go alone! Take this!" From the original Legend of Zelda. :P

I should have been the one to fill your soul with LIGHT

best line ever

"I don't believe in luck... but maybe it believes in me." - The Prince, Prince of Persia [2008]

There were a lot of great lines in that game. I really need to finish my analysis of it.

You and your friends are dead. Game over.

"And this battle shall be the mustard on that bread! The mustard of your doom! I have fury!"-Fawful, from Superstar Saga

Calvin079

"Your lives that I spit on are now but a caricature of a cartoon drawn by a kid who is stupid!"- Fawful

"I drizzled rage dressing on the country next door. Rage dressing on a salad of evil!"- Fawful

"Ouch, Hotness! It is the overheat!" -Fawful

Pikmin 2 Quotes

"To prep the tongue for cooking, marinate in olive oil and chop into cubes. Stir in a pot with carrots, potatoes, and chives, cover, and simmer over low heat for several hours. Accompany this mouthwatering, rustic stew with a hearty roll."- Louie (Pikmin 2) on how to prepare the final boss of the first game: the Emperor Bulblax

"Humanoid History is one big scramble for energy, and this is a colossal fountain of it. Has the change to renewable energy on Hocotate already begun? We machines watch..."- Hocotate freight ship sales pich for a Duracell battery (Pikmin 2)

"At night, I have nothing to do to keep me occupied. I've been searching for something to dull the boredom, but every time I find something I want to play with, it's broken. This object is a great example. It looks fascinating, but I can't get it to function. I guess all I have to do is write in this journal."- Olimar in regards to an old Game & Watch system (Pikmin 2)

"This is a truly heart-wrenching design. I've never been this moved by a piece of art. Every time I view it, I can't stop crying! The ship mocks me by squirting engine coolant at me, but it's obviously just jealous that it can't shed any tears."- Olimar about a Snapple Lid or "Abstract Masterpiece" as the ship names it

"Behold the overwhelming power of monochrome yellow! Spiciness fills both the eyes and mouth. Irresistable!"- Pikmin 2 ship on a french's mustard lid

"The ship has a lot of self-importance for a machine. Apparently, machines can exhibit human characteristics after all. Perhaps the even have a soul? If this is true, then maybe you can work them into the ground until their spirit is broken and they stop giving you the lip...Oh no...I'm turning into the President!"- Olimar (Pikmin 2)

"Yet another lonely day at the office. I have nothing to do here, so I'm just counting the hairs on my head. Like my employees, I have precious few left..."- Olimar and Louie's boss (Pikmin 2)

"Olimar! Terrible news! I thought I went to Happy Hocotate Savings & Loan, but it seems my loan came from the shop next door: All-Devouring Black Hole Loan Sharks! Oops!"- Olimar and louie's boss

Hello... I am still on the lam from debt collectors. For the time being, I've decided to live under the bridge, but if they catch me, I don't know what they'll do to me... -Olimar and louie's boss

Some wild animals are nesting under the bridge now. They think I'm their pal or something. My stylish suits are covered with hair. I'm pitiful... but at least they're warm...-Olimar and louie's boss

Well, the animals that adopted me are actually rather cute once you get used to them. Once we get the debt paid off, I might build a refuge for them. What do you think? -Olimar and louie's boss

When you're down, you find out who your true friends are...and I think I finally have. Maybe I'll just fire you two ingrates and hire these nice animals... -Olimar and louie's boss

Today, a group from the government offices paid me a visit. They kicked me out from under the bridge as if I were trash. The animals left... I have nowhere left to turn... -Olimar and louie's boss

I found some tasty grass today. It was the first time in a while that I could eat until I was full. I've become one heck of a grass and root chef... Maybe I'll write a book. -Olimar and louie's boss

i come to avenge all the innocent people you hurt

somebody help get him get him

-tenchu stealth assassin

Uncharted 2 when you're at a pool and they start making the marco polo game hahaha.

My boot, your face. The perfect couple.

Kaine from NIER has plenty. Here are a few that I remember.

• "Weiss you dumb***, you better start making sense you rotten book, or you're gonna be sorry. Maybe I'll rip your pages out one by one, or maybe I'll put you in the g*ddamn furnance. How can someone with such a big, smart brain be hypnotized like a little *****, huh? Oh, Shadowlord, I love you Shadowlord. Come over here and give Weiss a big sloppy kiss, Shadowlord. Now pull you're head out of your g*ddamn *** and start ****ing helping us!"

or

• "If you had *********, I'd cut them off"

There was another quote where she calls one of the bosses a "****hog", but I can't remember it word for word.

Twin-Blade

And Emil went and repeated it, the naughty boy. All the in-field conversations between the party members were pretty amusing, particularly when the protagonist was trying to concentrate on his fishing.

from MGS4 when ....

Otacon : hold it, snake. time to change the disc. i know, i know... it's a pain. but you need to swap disc 1 for disc 2. yo see the disc labeled "2" ?

Snake : hhhh no

Otacon : huh? oh, wait! we're on PS3 system! it's a blue-ray disc. dual-layered, too - no need to swap.

Snake : damn it, otacon, get a grip!

Otacon : yeah, what an age we live in, huh, snake? wonder what they'll think of next!

and this is a video of it

MGS4