iPhone is melting my brain

The other day I was on my laptop and I actually tried tapping my screen to open a link. Then I also tried zooming in by stretching my fingers on the screen.
Please bear in mind I didn't get much sleep that week because of my crazy work schedule.

Anyone else here ever done something ridiculous like that? Or am I just special? lol

this is because of a rare cancer called iphonitis its very common among geeky teens and single housewifemothers. treetments are going outside and socializing with the world