With the news that the Wii will get a Punch Out title sometime in 2009 a lot of people are excited that we get a fighting game.
To add to the strangeness people actually want this "fighting" game online.
Punch Out isn't a fighter, at all.
It's a game of Simon with a boxing skin put on top of it.
Punch Out works like this. A boxer does a set of attacks and blocks. You remember that pattern and then hit the specific buttons in order to defeat him.
The boxer does the same exact motions over and over just like in Simon the same colors light up.
A boxer will do a high punch left, low punch right, block, and then a tornado spin. He'll do that every single time without deviating.
So you would dodge right, dodge left, maybe take advantage of the block and then place a timely hit at his final attack.
The idea that people want this online even more shocking. If Punch Out got online it would be a disaster. To the point where you'd walk up to Punch Out and ask "what did the bad developers do to you?"
Punch Out is about seeing the same exact sequences repeated over and over and over until you know the exact buttons to press between every action. There is no fighting here.
The overall controls are weak. One high punch with either hand, one low punch with either hand, block, dodge, and star punch. They're simple because you never need to fight in the game. Jordan has already tried to explain how online would kill this game, his idea of a leaderboard is good though.
Having two people flail randomly at each other would be a train wreck.
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