I can beat anyone here in Pokemon.

Prove me wrong.

But can you beat us in reallifeemon

We'll make it a double battle.

Gabumon and Fried Ricer, I choose you!

oh wait........

say that to my face

Lol fighting foodons, yay

Do you carry Mega Mewtwo or Mega Blaziken on your team?

I choose you.....MAGIKARP!!

Even if we allowed this kind of thread... you didn't even bother to post an actual way to challenge you. C'mon son!