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Steal their Wii and punch them. chris3116They look like they could kick your ass with martial arts, I'd let them in for the reason that they look like they're in the Japanese mafia.
I would let them in and then offer them some orange juice without pulp. Then I would show them my collection of quarters and Disney VHS tapes. After that, I would demonstrate how nobody can beat me in wii sports tennis. Then I would take their wiimotes that they carry around all the time for some reason, then ask them to leave in a very violent manner.SnipeyMcSnipe
WTF...lol, very funny
I'd ask them if they can cut up some sashimi for me. Then after that I will throughly whomp them on tecmo bowl on my wii...
i would take them in and offer them some beans and chilli and when they have diaria i will give them some pepmobismol and then..........they will crap there brains out then i will steal there wii and then i will patch geek squad on there white slug bug then murder all the emploes while in the lounge so no one will see then take all the wii games darknightmario9
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Man, you guys are a bunch of little brats! Why do you want to punch, steal from, and murder people that come to your door and want to let you play games on a new console? Or you all just a bunch of redneck racists that want to kill or beat anyone not white? :P
I'd get hammered with them on some Saki, play the Wii for a couple hours, then buy them massages at the local oriental massage parlor-happy endings included!
i take that offensevleyMan, you guys are a bunch of little brats! Why do you want to punch, steal from, and murder people that come to your door and want to let you play games on a new console? Or you all just a bunch of redneck racists that want to kill or beat anyone not white? :P
decepticondevil
[QUOTE="decepticondevil"]i take that offensevley Well you did kinda put out the redneck racist vibe with your whole insane diarrhea and murder post.Man, you guys are a bunch of little brats! Why do you want to punch, steal from, and murder people that come to your door and want to let you play games on a new console? Or you all just a bunch of redneck racists that want to kill or beat anyone not white? :P
darknightmario9
[QUOTE="chris3116"]Steal their Wii and punch them. IronManRhinoThey look like they could kick your ass with martial arts, I'd let them in for the reason that they look like they're in the Japanese mafia.
O..k i'll give them tea, then practice kungfu with them. I'll even give them gloves..Man, you guys are a bunch of little brats! Why do you want to punch, steal from, and murder people that come to your door and want to let you play games on a new console? Or you all just a bunch of redneck racists that want to kill or beat anyone not white? :P
I'd get hammered with them on some Saki, play the Wii for a couple hours, then buy them massages at the local oriental massage parlor-happy endings included!
decepticondevil
[QUOTE="IronManRhino"][QUOTE="chris3116"]Steal their Wii and punch them. Wanngan_Runner-They look like they could kick your ass with martial arts, I'd let them in for the reason that they look like they're in the Japanese mafia.
[QUOTE="Wanngan_Runner-"][QUOTE="IronManRhino"][QUOTE="chris3116"]Steal their Wii and punch them. IronManRhinoThey look like they could kick your ass with martial arts, I'd let them in for the reason that they look like they're in the Japanese mafia.
[QUOTE="IronManRhino"][QUOTE="Wanngan_Runner-"][QUOTE="IronManRhino"][QUOTE="chris3116"]Steal their Wii and punch them. Wanngan_Runner-They look like they could kick your ass with martial arts, I'd let them in for the reason that they look like they're in the Japanese mafia.
i would stare at them until they became too uncomfortable to keep bowing with a wiimote in their hands, then i would act all paranoid rush them in and tell them to be quiet, for the gov. is listening....then i would hand them a chicken...and if the refuse...i would keep insisting tell them that if they didnt that the chicken would become upset, and start having suicidal thoughts and nobody likes suicideal chickens.....well...then again.....maybe everyone would like to see a chicken down a handful of asprin followed by a bottle of vodka at least one time in their life.....but i've seen it way too many times.....you know...after a chicken commits suicide....it doesnt run around for an hour.....it just dies....neat huh....well....on with what i would do with the japanese men.....i would take them to my basement.....tell them to be quiet...not because the gov. was listening....in fact...the gov. was never listening...i just hate hearing people butcher the american english language....its already been torn apart since leaving europe back in the 1600's....i dont need anymore....especially in my basement....so i would sit there and stare at them some more....block the exit....make sure they're perfectly uncomfortable....and then explain to them how i wouldnt want to play with them for i dont have a big sceen HD Plasma TV.....then they would most likely give me a nasty look....talk to each other in their native language of......yea i dont know....and they would leave in their tiny environment safe car....leaving me to ponder.....why doesnt sony send out people to go from house to house holding a PS3 and saying...."We would like to play.....BUT YOU CAN'T!!!! You dont have enough money to just waste on something like this at this moment PLUS!!....we dont even know how they hell we even got our hands on this.....i feel unsafe...i think we're gonna get shoot...."
god that was really REALLY not funny.....
i would take them in and offer them some beans and chilli and when they have diaria i will give them some pepmobismol and then..........they will crap there brains out then i will steal there wii and then i will patch geek squad on there white slug bug then murder all the emploes while in the lounge so no one will see then take all the wii games darknightmario9
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