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...And could do anything within his capabilities, what would you do??? I'd go make sure that the new Mario, Zelda, and Pikmin games were in production and then give me his job:P.GamerBoy53
What a dumb thing to do... It's not like the very teams he manages are fooling him. :|
[QUOTE="GamerBoy53"]...And could do anything within his capabilities, what would you do??? I'd go make sure that the new Mario, Zelda, and Pikmin games were in production and then give me his job:P.Wintry_Flutist
What a dumb thing to do... It's not like the very teams he manages are fooling him. :|
I'm not talking about his teams.i would spend the day at home and give my wife the best day of her lifegarrett_duffmanWhich wife??? Your's or Miyamoto's???
[QUOTE="garrett_duffman"]i would spend the day at home and give my wife the best day of her lifeGamerBoy53Which wife??? Your's or Miyamoto's???
miyamotos of course, im sure that he is barely home with nintendo and all, i could cook her meals and be a good husband lol
I would realize that I'm losing my touch, and retire.
then hang out at the local bars all day and tell my stories of the Nintendo domination days.
I would say something like, "if we don't start making our loyal fans the generation's most epic, ambitious, and innovative video game project right now, I am going to go give Sony and Microsoft all of my billion-dollar ideas."
The answer would probably be something along the lines of, "we're making the biggest profits in our company's history; we would listen to you why?"
I would pitch a video game idea about a mentally challenged dragon on drugs, and people would think it was amazing because i thought it up.
You would start as a baby dragon named Lucifer and you struggle with every day tasks because your mentally challenged. Once you go off to dragon school you get tempted with the "mushrooms", you then find out that you only have 3 days to live because these "mushrooms" infected your imune system. So you have to go on an adventure to save yourself.
But since your mentally challenged you can't do the normal dragon things like breathe fire or fly. so you befriend a cricket who helps you on your quest to find the seed of purity (which will heal you)
After i turn back to myseld and see the game published i would laugh my head off for like 3 days straight
Which wife??? Your's or Miyamoto's???[QUOTE="GamerBoy53"][QUOTE="garrett_duffman"]i would spend the day at home and give my wife the best day of her lifegarrett_duffman
miyamotos of course, im sure that he is barely home with nintendo and all, i could cook her meals and be a good husband lol
barely home because he has so many girlfriends. $ and fame. probably has a hot secretary and personal assistant too.I would pitch a video game idea about a mentally challenged dragon on drugs, and people would think it was amazing because i thought it up.
You would start as a baby dragon named Lucifer and you struggle with every day tasks because your mentally challenged. Once you go off to dragon school you get tempted with the "mushrooms", you then find out that you only have 3 days to live because these "mushrooms" infected your imune system. So you have to go on an adventure to save yourself.
But since your mentally challenged you can't do the normal dragon things like breathe fire or fly. so you befriend a cricket who helps you on your quest to find the seed of purity (which will heal you)
After i turn back to myseld and see the game published i would laugh my head off for like 3 days straight
alexh_99
ROFLMAO! his catch-phrase should be "you... M-m-make me Ha-pppy"
Which wife??? Your's or Miyamoto's???[QUOTE="GamerBoy53"][QUOTE="garrett_duffman"]i would spend the day at home and give my wife the best day of her lifegarrett_duffman
miyamotos of course, im sure that he is barely home with nintendo and all, i could cook her meals and be a good husband lol
the way you implied your last post, i assume you meant bow chica wow wow
[QUOTE="Wintry_Flutist"][QUOTE="GamerBoy53"]...And could do anything within his capabilities, what would you do??? I'd go make sure that the new Mario, Zelda, and Pikmin games were in production and then give me his job:P.GamerBoy53
What a dumb thing to do... It's not like the very teams he manages are fooling him. :|
I'm not talking about his teams.How not? Mario, Zelda and Pikmin are under Miyamoto's direct supervision. :| He doesn't need to check if they're being made, those teams have to send him daily updates on their progress.
Calmly make a press announcement and say 'There are other people that make good games besides Nintendo for Nintendo Consoles'.
I think that comment would make many explode. xD
[QUOTE="garrett_duffman"]Which wife??? Your's or Miyamoto's???[QUOTE="GamerBoy53"][QUOTE="garrett_duffman"]i would spend the day at home and give my wife the best day of her lifeSonick54
miyamotos of course, im sure that he is barely home with nintendo and all, i could cook her meals and be a good husband lol
the way you implied your last post, i assume you meant bow chica wow wow
lol sure why not?
I would cancel Wii Music and issue a public apology.
Following that I would begin production on Earthbound for the Wii and release info on a new Mario game and a new Zelda game. Finally, I would listen to fans pleas for what they do want and what they don't want.
[QUOTE="garrett_duffman"]Which wife??? Your's or Miyamoto's???[QUOTE="GamerBoy53"][QUOTE="garrett_duffman"]i would spend the day at home and give my wife the best day of her lifeSonick54
miyamotos of course, im sure that he is barely home with nintendo and all, i could cook her meals and be a good husband lol
the way you implied your last post, i assume you meant bow chica wow wow
you know i was thinking the same thing. i think its time we run a train on his wife....................................
>_>
I'd open up the virtual console library and release every NES, SNES and N64 game for the world...the WORLD!! Then I'd announce the 100GB Wii Hard Drive which will retail for $50...BRILLIANT!!
etmaul
no free money? we're gonna need it with all the wii points we'll need
I would cancel Wii Music and issue a public apology.
Following that I would begin production on Earthbound for the Wii and release info on a new Mario game and a new Zelda game. Finally, I would listen to fans pleas for what they do want and what they don't want.
chefstubbies
Dang, someone beat me to it.
Even Nintendo world championship?!!I'd open up the virtual console library and release every NES, SNES and N64 game for the world...the WORLD!! Then I'd announce the 100GB Wii Hard Drive which will retail for $50...BRILLIANT!!
etmaul
The world would be very happy if that happened.
And Nintendo would be very rich(er.)
I would ask Inafune if he wanted Mega Man in the next Smash Brothers, over caviar and calamari.
Then I would talk to Iwata about adding Platinum Games as a second party, and ask him to talk to Itoh about continuing his Mother Series. That would probably lead to him wanting to do another interview, so I'd have to come up with another joke about how he's ignoring the Kirby franchise even though it started his whole "games for everyone idea."
Then I would go home and garden. I bet his garden is awesome.
Right before I go to sleep, I would lay out in full how the next Zelda game should operate, what with Zelda being the heroine and playing like a reverse ICO clone where you must witness Link accomplish his daring feats while you protect and guide him through the dungeon.
Then I would get on GS and talk about how awesome his garden is.
I would send 20 ds lites to my house and sell em on ebay:twisted:doctores143
If it was 20 Wii's you'd make more money.
First of all take the money then do a lot of ideas that will be used for some hardcore games.Sim_GamerLike what??? I doubt you could come up with much.
Which wife??? Your's or Miyamoto's???[QUOTE="GamerBoy53"][QUOTE="garrett_duffman"]i would spend the day at home and give my wife the best day of her lifegarrett_duffman
miyamotos of course, im sure that he is barely home with nintendo and all, i could cook her meals and be a good husband lol
What if his wife looked like this
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