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#1 cloudff7tm
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I was on the esrb website and I decided to look up Little Kings Story for fun. I saw that It managed to get a teen rating and I wondered why.

It's for "Crude Humor, Mild Cartoon Violence, Suggestive Themes, Use of Alcohol". I was kind of surprised it had suggestive themes. I then read the rating summary and then hilarity ensued. It says characters make suggestive comments and engage in sexual innuendo.

"Sweat becomes sexy only after the lights go out"

Thats not so bad, but this one made me go :o

"Princess Spumoni is so kind; she let me go to town on that big mound of hers...If I tried to eat anymore of that ice cream, I would've exploded!"

I want this game so badly. :lol:

http://www.esrb.org/ratings/synopsis.jsp?Certificate=26659

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#2 funsohng
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aww man im so buying this game multiple wives ftw
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#3 Pyro767
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Oh my God.......
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#4 SER69
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Exactly my kind of game. :P
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#5 cloudff7tm
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aww man im so buying this game multiple wives ftwfunsohng

lol. Yeah, I was also surprised by that.

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#6 Rod90
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The art style just don't fit for that themes...
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#7 Pyro767
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The art style just don't fit for that themes...Rod90
Well then this proves that cartoon characters are horny.
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#8 cloudff7tm
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The art style just don't fit for that themes...Rod90

Which makes it even funnier.

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#9 murat8
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lol im starting to want the game too
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#10 sam_nintendo
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5 minutes ago I had almost no interest in this game, now it is theoretically infinite!:lol:

This should be great for a laugh with a few buddies.

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#11 deimos113
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The thread title made me laugh
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#12 cloudff7tm
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lol im starting to want the game toomurat8

Do yourself a favor and get it. It's going to be awesome.

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#13 murat8
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[QUOTE="murat8"]lol im starting to want the game toocloudff7tm

Do yourself a favor and get it. It's going to be awesome.

ill give it a rend i heard its getting good reviews
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#14 stike22
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Is it still not out in the US?
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#15 manicfoot
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:lol: I was so on the fence about buying this and now I'm going to buy it on my lunch break.

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#16 freek666
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Awesomeness right here folks.

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#17 Kenny789
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I want this game EVEN MOAR now!

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#18 tommy--F
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Everybody get on board the LKS train! I have the game, not quite finished it yet but I have not 1, not 2, not 3, but SEVEN wives! All madly in love with me! Wives aside, everything about this game is awesome. Best game on Wii so far this year.
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#19 Wintry_Flutist
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On the other hand it's kind of sad so many people are getting interested in the game just because of this. :|
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#20 tommy--F
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On the other hand it's kind of sad so many people are getting interested in the game just because of this. :|Wintry_Flutist
I see your point, but if it gets people interested then so be it. The game needs all the support it can get, it truly deserves it. "Come for the polygamy, stay for the gameplay" and so forth.
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#21 Hungry_Homer111
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I've been interested in this game for a while because it had an interesting gameplay, combining different gameplay elements like Pikmin and RPG. I wasn't really interested in the story because, despite being an RPG, the story didn't really seem to be its strong part. But I'm glad to hear that it does have some very good writing like that. :lol:
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#22 SoAmazingBaby
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thats disturbing
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I've been interested in this game for a while because it had an interesting gameplay, combining different gameplay elements like Pikmin and RPG. I wasn't really interested in the story because, despite being an RPG, the story didn't really seem to be its strong part. But I'm glad to hear that it does have some very good writing like that. :lol:Hungry_Homer111

the story is excellent, IMO the most important part of the game

the gameplay is alsoexcellent but at the end the presentation and plot its what crowns it

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#24 Toothpick91
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HAHAHA!!! funny stuff :D
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#25 haziqonfire
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Thats funny! I had no idea the game would be like that. Oh well, more fun to look forward to.

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#26 pierst179
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Just another reason for me to buy this game.

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#27 kansasdude2009
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So hardcore! I can't wait for its release!

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#28 Mckenna1845
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lol awesome, i'm defintiely getting this game, this and infamous makes this an awesome month.
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#29 thegoldenpoo
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I can guarantee there will be a few angry parents out there who where deceived b the cover art :D The game is the very definition of subversive, looks great.
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#30 JebranRush
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On the other hand it's kind of sad so many people are getting interested in the game just because of this. :|Wintry_Flutist
That's what I was thinking. I mean, what's the big deal? Anyway, game still looks great.
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#32 DaViD_99
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Disgraceful. You're all disgusting, immature perverts. Grow up.

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Why? It's funny... Someone is trying to be older then they are... And picking up the game day one. This doesn't make me want it more, but i never knew it would be like this! xD
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#33 craigalan23
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Why would the people in here need to grow up when they got the joke? Anyway i was pretty surprised when I heard about this too. Not to mention everyone has their own humor let them like the jokes that they want to. I read all of the comments and nothing was perverted at all. I have heard much worse in my life this humor could be in a PG-13 movie lol.

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#34 SMR-Venom
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That's what I'm talking about 8)
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#35 Hungry_Homer111
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[QUOTE="Hungry_Homer111"]I've been interested in this game for a while because it had an interesting gameplay, combining different gameplay elements like Pikmin and RPG. I wasn't really interested in the story because, despite being an RPG, the story didn't really seem to be its strong part. But I'm glad to hear that it does have some very good writing like that. :lol:hansolo14

the story is excellent, IMO the most important part of the game

the gameplay is alsoexcellent but at the end the presentation and plot its what crowns it

I'm glad to hear that. Funny, I got into this because of the way the gameplay sounds, but the more I hear about it, the more I see about it, the more I get into the game as a whole. Hopefully I'll like it as much as I think I will, and as much as others seem to be liking it. Though at this point, I really don't see myself being too disappointed with this game at all. :P
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#36 cloudff7tm
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Why would the people in here need to grow up when they got the joke? Anyway i was pretty surprised when I heard about this too. Not to mention everyone has their own humor let them like the jokes that they want to. I read all of the comments and nothing was perverted at all. I have heard much worse in my life this humor could be in a PG-13 movie lol.

craigalan23

Seriously, I don't know what that guys problem was, but I am glad people find this funny. I didn't want to be the only one.

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#37 clicketyclick
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[QUOTE="Wintry_Flutist"]On the other hand it's kind of sad so many people are getting interested in the game just because of this. :|tommy--F
I see your point, but if it gets people interested then so be it. The game needs all the support it can get, it truly deserves it. "Come for the polygamy, stay for the gameplay" and so forth.

The Taliban could use that as their advertising motto. Though I guess they'd have to sub something else in for gameplay. Come for the polygamy, stay for the falafel?
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#38 Tri-Enforcer
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Sigh.... If only Little King's Story took advantage of pointer functionality like New Play Control Pikmin and Tact of Magic (even better with the drawing of shapes for spells). That's the reason I'm skipping Little King's Storysince it doesNOTuse the Wii Remotes pointer--which you would think goeshand in hand with an RTS.

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#39 tommy--F
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Sigh.... If only Little King's Story took advantage of pointer functionality like New Play Control Pikmin and Tact of Magic (even better with the drawing of shapes for spells). That's the reason I'm skipping Little King's Storysince it doesNOTuse the Wii Remotes pointer--which you would think goeshand in hand with an RTS.

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If you're skipping the game for that one reason then you're robbing yourself of a great experience man. I admit the controls can be a little bit fiddly at the start, but once you get used to them you won't have a problem. I would have preferred pointer control too, but it is still a fantastic game and I wish you would still give it a try, for your own sake. Once the game's irresistible charm wins you over you'll forget all about pointer control :D
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#40 rgame1
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:lol: ice cream = female eja(you know what!!) fluid. mound = :lol: sweat = wtf!?!? :lol:
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#41 Wintry_Flutist
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[QUOTE="Wintry_Flutist"]On the other hand it's kind of sad so many people are getting interested in the game just because of this. :|tommy--F
I see your point, but if it gets people interested then so be it. The game needs all the support it can get, it truly deserves it. "Come for the polygamy, stay for the gameplay" and so forth.

While it may be a nice touch, making the game more enjoyable by an older audience, I think this kind of strategy (not implying the devs did it with this only intention) to attract older gamers with "mature" content and then hoping they'll see more than this in the game once they get to play it is ridiculous.

And people, don't come with lame and fatalistic excuses like "that's human nature, we can do nothing to change that". I don't care if most people judge the book by the cover or whatever, we're already a minority of gamers coming here to discuss our hobby, if only a minority among this minority acts with just a little bit of sense, that's really sad - because in the next Jack Thompson topic, the same people going all "ZOMG polygamy and perv quotes me so want diz game nao!!!11" will be outraged for being seen as dumb manipulable kids, and that's downright hypocrite.

I mean, there's people here considering spending tens of dollars just to read a pervy quote they already know. How much facepalm does this deserve?

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#42 cloudff7tm
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[QUOTE="tommy--F"][QUOTE="Wintry_Flutist"]On the other hand it's kind of sad so many people are getting interested in the game just because of this. :|Wintry_Flutist

I see your point, but if it gets people interested then so be it. The game needs all the support it can get, it truly deserves it. "Come for the polygamy, stay for the gameplay" and so forth.

While it may be a nice touch, making the game more enjoyable by an older audience, I think this kind of strategy (not implying the devs did it with this only intention) to attract older gamers with "mature" content and then hoping they'll see more than this in the game once they get to play it is ridiculous.

And people, don't come with lame and fatalistic excuses like "that's human nature, we can do nothing to change that". I don't care if most people judge the book by the cover or whatever, we're already a minority of gamers coming here to discuss our hobby, if only a minority among this minority acts with just a little bit of sense, that's really sad - because in the next Jack Thompson topic, the same people going all "ZOMG polygamy and perv quotes me so want diz game nao!!!11" will be outraged for being seen as dumb manipulable kids, and that's downright hypocrite.

I mean, there's people here considering spending tens of dollars just to read a pervy quote they already know. How much facepalm does this deserve?

I hope you're not referring to me. I wanted this game since I first heard about it which was last year somtime. It's just that those quotes were hilarious to me. Seeing the humor this game brings, it just made me wanting it even more.

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#43 DJ-Lafleur
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I would have never expected a game with a looks such as Little King's Story would be so dirty. o_O

But whatever the case, it makes the game more interesting, but not so much that I would immediately go out and purchase it. I don't buy games just for sexual innuendos, though I'm sure the game will have more than that and have some good gameplay and story, etc.

Depending on my money situation at the time and what other games there are at the time and what reviewers and other gamers think of the the game, I may get this game, or I may not.

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#44 tommy--F
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[QUOTE="tommy--F"][QUOTE="Wintry_Flutist"]On the other hand it's kind of sad so many people are getting interested in the game just because of this. :|Wintry_Flutist

I see your point, but if it gets people interested then so be it. The game needs all the support it can get, it truly deserves it. "Come for the polygamy, stay for the gameplay" and so forth.

While it may be a nice touch, making the game more enjoyable by an older audience, I think this kind of strategy (not implying the devs did it with this only intention) to attract older gamers with "mature" content and then hoping they'll see more than this in the game once they get to play it is ridiculous.

And people, don't come with lame and fatalistic excuses like "that's human nature, we can do nothing to change that". I don't care if most people judge the book by the cover or whatever, we're already a minority of gamers coming here to discuss our hobby, if only a minority among this minority acts with just a little bit of sense, that's really sad - because in the next Jack Thompson topic, the same people going all "ZOMG polygamy and perv quotes me so want diz game nao!!!11" will be outraged for being seen as dumb manipulable kids, and that's downright hypocrite.

I mean, there's people here considering spending tens of dollars just to read a pervy quote they already know. How much facepalm does this deserve?

I bought the game for other reasons, before I even knew you could get multiple wives. It neither makes or breaks the game for me, I just find it mildly amusing.
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#45 Wintry_Flutist
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I'm obvisously talking about the multiple "ZOMG polygamy me want teh game now" posts from people who weren't interested in LKS...
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#46 tommy--F
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I'm obvisously talking about the multiple "ZOMG polygamy me want teh game now" posts from people who weren't interested in LKS...Wintry_Flutist
Haha yeah I know. Ah well, if it gets people on board then it's fine by me! They might accidentally discover that there is actually an entire long, deep, entertaining and thoroughly enjoyable game mixed in there somewhere with all the wives :P
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#47 penquinsrule1
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I've always thought this game looked neat, so I'd probably get it either way. But its surprising it got rated T.
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#48 Kenny789
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I think some people need to take a chill pill, I want the game even more now since I heard about this because I think it's funny. Sue me for liking a game that seems hilarious.

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#49 hansolo14
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I think some people need to take a chill pill, I want the game even more now since I heard about this because I think it's funny. Sue me for liking a game that seems hilarious.

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Its really hilarious, trust me

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#50 clicketyclick
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Ya, there is nothing funnier than sexual slavery. Oooh, have you heard the one about the Imperialists in Africa?