most bad@ss nintendo star

Link... badass? I love the Zelda games but he has about the personality of Rosie O' Donnel's left nut. People that vote for him are bias.

Wario on the other hand...

#1 - He's really, REALLY strong!

Look at the guy. Sure, he's fat. But just a glance at his arms will tell you that he's RIPPED. It's been stated that he weighs in at a hefty 308 lbs, and let me tell you, it's not all fat. Is he in the same league as, say, Donkey Kong, or Bowser? No. But he can lift crates over his head with relative ease... not someone I'd want to meet in a dark alley!

#2 - He's a biker!

When you think of hardcore, you undoubtably think of tough guys. Leather jackets, cigarettes, Harley Davidsons. Well, Wario's pretty darn close! Denim jacket, garlic, and his custom-built Wario Chopper. The Wario Chopper (or Wario Bike, depending on your source) has a "5,000cc, 4-stroke, 350HP engine" and can move at speeds "up to 217 miles per hour." If that's not badass, nothing is.

#3 - He's a pimp!

Some may call it pedophilia, but I call it pimpitude. Wario has had many a tryst over the years, from the piratess Captain Syrup to a personalized princess to the spunky high-schooler Mona. Even Toadette is his "secret friend." He's greedy, ugly, and lacks any amount of cleanliness, but women throw themselves at him. I wish I could get as many chicks as this dude!

#4 - He's the smartest guy around!

Yup, even as a baby he was brilliant. Wario has created HUNDREDS of inventions over the years, from simple money-grubbing machines to a dimensional transporter. While it may just be Dr. Crygor rubbing off on him, the evidence behind his numerous mechanical contraptions in irrefutable.

#5 - He has an iron stomach and a magic mouth!

Can you eat a box twice your size, have it explode inside of you, then use the gas produced to kill your enemies? Didn't think so. Well, Wario can. He can swallow Donkey Kong up to the knees and EAT missiles shot at him. Badass? Not really. Kickass? Obviously.

#6 - He's a master of disguise!

Frozen, Crazy, Artsy, Flat, Hot, Dragon, Wicked. What do all these things have in common? They're powers Wario can obtain. If you think Mario has picked up a lot of transformations over the years, you should look at Wario! There's at least a dozen different forms he's taken in his years as an adventurer.

#7 - He owns a massive gaming company, castles full of treasure, and is generally filthy stinkin' rich!

Face it. Wario has more money than ANYONE in the history of Nintendo. Bowser? A hundreth. Zelda? A tenth. Put together all the coins Mario's collected with the help of gamers over the years and I doubt you'd even have HALF as much cash as Wario's amassed. He could buy and sell you... but he's a greedy bastard, so I doubt he'd spend a cent on such a useless purchase.

...and there you have it. Wario is badass. Ganondorf has NOTHIN' on this guy.

Credit goes to johnny139.

Link... badass? I love the Zelda games but he has about the personality of Rosie O' Donnel's left nut. People that vote for him are bias.

Wario on the other hand...

#1 - He's really, REALLY strong!

Look at the guy. Sure, he's fat. But just a glance at his arms will tell you that he's RIPPED. It's been stated that he weighs in at a hefty 308 lbs, and let me tell you, it's not all fat. Is he in the same league as, say, Donkey Kong, or Bowser? No. But he can lift crates over his head with relative ease... not someone I'd want to meet in a dark alley!

#2 - He's a biker!

When you think of hardcore, you undoubtably think of tough guys. Leather jackets, cigarettes, Harley Davidsons. Well, Wario's pretty darn close! Denim jacket, garlic, and his custom-built Wario Chopper. The Wario Chopper (or Wario Bike, depending on your source) has a "5,000cc, 4-stroke, 350HP engine" and can move at speeds "up to 217 miles per hour." If that's not badass, nothing is.

#3 - He's a pimp!

Some may call it pedophilia, but I call it pimpitude. Wario has had many a tryst over the years, from the piratess Captain Syrup to a personalized princess to the spunky high-schooler Mona. Even Toadette is his "secret friend." He's greedy, ugly, and lacks any amount of cleanliness, but women throw themselves at him. I wish I could get as many chicks as this dude!

#4 - He's the smartest guy around!

Yup, even as a baby he was brilliant. Wario has created HUNDREDS of inventions over the years, from simple money-grubbing machines to a dimensional transporter. While it may just be Dr. Crygor rubbing off on him, the evidence behind his numerous mechanical contraptions in irrefutable.

#5 - He has an iron stomach and a magic mouth!

Can you eat a box twice your size, have it explode inside of you, then use the gas produced to kill your enemies? Didn't think so. Well, Wario can. He can swallow Donkey Kong up to the knees and EAT missiles shot at him. Badass? Not really. Kickass? Obviously.

#6 - He's a master of disguise!

Frozen, Crazy, Artsy, Flat, Hot, Dragon, Wicked. What do all these things have in common? They're powers Wario can obtain. If you think Mario has picked up a lot of transformations over the years, you should look at Wario! There's at least a dozen different forms he's taken in his years as an adventurer.

#7 - He owns a massive gaming company, castles full of treasure, and is generally filthy stinkin' rich!

Face it. Wario has more money than ANYONE in the history of Nintendo. Bowser? A hundreth. Zelda? A tenth. Put together all the coins Mario's collected with the help of gamers over the years and I doubt you'd even have HALF as much cash as Wario's amassed. He could buy and sell you... but he's a greedy bastard, so I doubt he'd spend a cent on such a useless purchase.

...and there you have it. Wario is badass. Ganondorf has NOTHIN' on this guy.

Credit goes to johnny139.

toadster101

exactly

Cooking Mama...what could possibley be more fearsome than a mother with a Knife.....just look the crazed look in her eyes

Cooking Mama...what could possibley be more fearsome than a mother with a Knife.....just look the crazed look in her eyes

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For my Choice I would say Saki Amamiya (Sin & Punishment: Successor of the Earth)

Sin & Punishment gameplay

how are people voting link lol just because he has courage (whoopty doo all nintendo characters besides luig have this) doesnt mean he is badass the closest he has ever been was in twilight princess and samus has no personality what so ever so it has to be wario I mean come on people look at him! Hes the deffinition of badassKeenzach

how are people voting link lol just because he has courage (whoopty doo all nintendo characters besides luig have this) doesnt mean he is bad@ss the closest he has ever been was in twilight princess and samus has no personality what so ever so it has to be wario I mean come on people look at him! Hes the deffinition of bad@ssKeenzach

This. I could create a better character than Link.

Wario

Definitely Wario :)

1. captain lineback (just cause)

2. professor oak (we all know is "other life" except his wife)

3. kakuna (he's so ba he can beat others without even attacking)

Wario! I'ma gonna ween!

any questions?

The first person to come to my mind is Captain Falcon.

any questions?

PhazonBlazer

I object.....

not necessarily a ninty character but still badass

Uh... can somebody explain how Samus is beating Wario? There's nothing badass about her.toadster101

She has a gun that gun is attached to her arm she rides around in a gunship in space going places with other people with guns and shooting them. Wario is a fat.

Did you read my post at all? Obviously not. Who cares if he's fat? What are you, some compulsive freak who can't except people for what they look like on the outside? I'm not fat, but there's nothing wrong with being fat, so stop it.toadster101

u asked y samus was beating him i gave reasons. i didnt say these reasons were y i would vote one way or the other they are just reasons why she might be beating him. if it was my opinnon that u wanted then it would be Falco or Captain Falcon over both Samus and Wario

How is Mario not on this list? He's one of the few characters that can be the well-known hero everyone loves him for and the devious villain every now and then (Donkey Kong Jr. comes to mind). He can beat you silly in Super Smash Bros. and then become a doctor and patch you back up if he wanted. The guy could be an all-star in just about every sport and has encountered just about everything you can imagine. He may not have the rough looking exterior as some of the others, but if I really had to rely on someone to get the job done, I definitely can't go wrong with the plumber in the overalls.

Honorable mentions go to Kirby, Toon Link, and Jill of Drill Dozer (there's a reason I've kept this icon for so long, afterall).

I say Link.... idk why... hes just cooler.

Wario just eats garlic and farts, XD

Uh... can somebody explain how Samus is beating Wario? There's nothing badass about her.toadster101

Zero Suit is hot...

i'm voting for wario, hes the only badass on the list. 2550593

I know these people dont now what they are talking about they need to go pick up wario world for $8 and they will see the bad@ssery that is wario

Well he's not the star but Wolf SonicBalla

Indeed.