My brother almost KILLED my Wii!!!

I was playing Metroid Prime 1 with a wired GC controller, then my brother comes out of no where screaming "Ronaldo has just scored an other amazing GOOOOOOOOOOAL!!!" (He likes to make be-live he is famous soccer player when he is playing soccer.) And he runs right into the GC wire, then the next thing I know my I am screaming "YOU @$$$$$$$$!!!!!!!!!" while my Wii is flying in the air crashing towards the floor.After my Wii hit the floor(thank GOD I have carpet everywhere in my house) all HE** broke loose. I grabbed my wooden sword and started screaming at my brother that if my Wii is broken, he is going to DIE!!! While this was happening my brothers Girl friend was rofl_ing. She said from her point of view:a short 16 year old kid, holding a wooden sword (me) threatening his older and much taller 21 years old brother, while he was cowardingaway into a corner pleading for me not to kill him, is very amusing. This is when I went to my Wii plug everything back in, and I realised the game was still going (I was in a puddle of lava with only 32% life left, all my energy tanks were GONE.) Thankfully my Wii got away with only two BIGscratches. One of them is a brownish color and the other is a blackish color. (It looks like someone took a sh** on my Wii and wiped it off with toilet paper.)

Wow that was a long type. Has anyone else have there Wii in a life or death situation?

I apologise for any grammar mistakes because I was typing this really fast.

(It looks like someone took a sh** on my Wii and wiped it off with toilet paper.)

Wow that was a long type. Has anyone else have there Wii in a life or death situation?

darkmark91

Here's my near death wii situation:

There was a baby about two years old in my basement (that's where I have my wii my basement's like a second living room). The baby knocked the wii off the vertical and was laying on it's stomach on my wii. I guess the wii is strong since it arried her, but when I saw her on my wii I grabbed her and pulled her off (gently). I immadeatly turned on my wii and saw that it was fine and I just laughed about it afterward. I couldn't get mad at a two year olf afterall.

Next time, grab a REAL sword! lol :D :lol:

Hope your Wii is alright and/or you have insurance

Buy a skin to cover up those scratches.http://www.decalgirl.com/Duckman5

Can you explain what this skin is? Is it a sticker, or is it something like a face plate, and you put it on the Wii.

[QUOTE="Duckman5"]Buy a skin to cover up those scratches.http://www.decalgirl.com/darkmark91

Can you explain what this skin is? Is it a sticker, or is it something like a face plate, and you put it on the Wii.

I just E-mailed my Wii to see if the light still works (and it does.) I have noticed right in the center of the disk slot it bulges outwards a little bit.:x *grabs wooden sword* SOMEONE IS GOING TO DIE TONIGHT!!!:evil: :twisted:

*Evil maniac voice* Muahahahah where is that little bloody i-Pod of his. I'll put real SH** stains on that!!!!

I just E-mailed my Wii to see if the light still works (and it does.) I have noticed right in the center of the disk slot it bulges outwards a little bit.:x *grabs wooden sword* SOMEONE IS GOING TO DIE TONIGHT!!!:evil: :twisted:darkmark91

What kind of 21 year old pretends he is ronaldo playing soccer and still has a girlfriend.alexh_99

One with a personality?

[QUOTE="alexh_99"]What kind of 21 year old pretends he is ronaldo playing soccer and still has a girlfriend.JordanElek

One with a personality?

if the scratches were colored you can probbaly just wipe them off with some baking soda-FAmas-

I already tried that. Thanks for he help anyway.

But look on the bright side. When I am playing Wii and my brother is near by, I can always say

"I wonder where the SH** stain on my Wii came from???"

I was playing Metroid Prime 1 with a wired GC controller, then my brother comes out of no where screaming "Ronaldo has just scored an other amazing GOOOOOOOOOOAL!!!" (He likes to make be-live he is famous soccer player when he is playing soccer.) And he runs right into the GC wire, then the next thing I know my I am screaming "YOU @$$$$$$$$!!!!!!!!!" while my Wii is flying in the air crashing towards the floor.After my Wii hit the floor(thank GOD I have carpet everywhere in my house) all HE** broke loose. I grabbed my wooden sword and started screaming at my brother that if my Wii is broken, he is going to DIE!!! While this was happening my brothers Girl friend was rofl_ing. She said from her point of view:a short 16 year old kid, holding a wooden sword (me) threatening his older and much taller 21 years old brother, while he was cowardingaway into a corner pleading for me not to kill him, is very amusing. This is when I went to my Wii plug everything back in, and I realised the game was still going (I was in a puddle of lava with only 32% life left, all my energy tanks were GONE.) Thankfully my Wii got away with only twoBIGscratches. One of them is a brownish color and the other is a blackish color. (It looks like someone took a sh** on my Wii and wiped it off with toilet paper.)

Wow that was a long type. Has anyone else have there Wii in a life or death situation?

I apologise for any grammar mistakes because I was typing this really fast.

darkmark91

OMG... :lol: that is a funny post.. of course we can :lol: bc the title say "almost"
... anyway :lol: :lol:

Mine ... was with my lil cousin (7 yo, 20 years younger, so i could not kill him.. I did give him rules.. and his mom was close so she said "easy or you woul dnot have present if you brake that. She (me) love us but if you brake it I (my aunt) would have to pay for it" ... :oops:

Anyway... he was playing some game of GC and he pull the control to much and the Wii fall forward from the tv set. Thx God I was looking for another "kid" game for him (I put my games in some shelves at teh botton part of teh tv set) So the Wii fall above me and I was able to grab it. It head my lower head/neck.. But it was save :)

When I put the Wii in place and turn around to my poor lil cousin he was ready to run or cry. He did not do either. I explain the rules in a nice way. (and as said above.. her mom was there so :lol: )

. Well he's not the brightest crayon in the box lol.cjm23

Hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhaa

That is awsome. Love it. Great post. Hahaha :lol:

[QUOTE="alexh_99"]What kind of 21 year old pretends he is ronaldo playing soccer and still has a girlfriend.JordanElek

One with a personality?

tc at first i thought your bro was a 5 year old intill you said he was 21. i just lol at thatGameslayer3

I dropped my DS out a three story window on a bet. I won, it still worked. Thank you nintendo, for winning me $20.duckshoe

:lol: Only $20? That seems like quite a risk. But I guess I first imagined the DS being dropped out of a window onto cement. Actually, the first image to pop into my mind was Jerry Seinfeld dropping a DS out of his window in New York that was always on the show.... :?

If you dropped it onto grass or something, that's different. I'd expect it to still work after that.

[QUOTE="darkmark91"]

(It looks like someone took a sh** on my Wii and wiped it off with toilet paper.)

Wow that was a long type. Has anyone else have there Wii in a life or death situation?

Sants412

Here's my near death wii situation:

There was a baby about two years old in my basement (that's where I have my wii my basement's like a second living room). The baby knocked the wii off the vertical and was laying on it's stomach on my wii. I guess the wii is strong since it arried her, but when I saw her on my wii I grabbed her and pulled her off (gently). I immadeatly turned on my wii and saw that it was fine and I just laughed about it afterward. I couldn't get mad at a two year olf afterall.

I just E-mailed my Wii to see if the light still works (and it does.) I have noticed right in the center of the disk slot it bulges outwards a little bit.:x *grabs wooden sword* SOMEONE IS GOING TO DIE TONIGHT!!!:evil: :twisted:

*Evil maniac voice* Muahahahah where is that little bloody i-Pod of his. I'll put real SH** stains on that!!!!

darkmark91

I was playing Metroid Prime 1 with a wired GC controller, then my brother comes out of no where screaming "Ronaldo has just scored an other amazing GOOOOOOOOOOAL!!!" (He likes to make be-live he is famous soccer player when he is playing soccer.) And he runs right into the GC wire, then the next thing I know my I am screaming "YOU @$$$$$$$$!!!!!!!!!" while my Wii is flying in the air crashing towards the floor.After my Wii hit the floor(thank GOD I have carpet everywhere in my house) all HE** broke loose. I grabbed my wooden sword and started screaming at my brother that if my Wii is broken, he is going to DIE!!! While this was happening my brothers Girl friend was rofl_ing. She said from her point of view:a short 16 year old kid, holding a wooden sword (me) threatening his older and much taller 21 years old brother, while he was cowardingaway into a corner pleading for me not to kill him, is very amusing. This is when I went to my Wii plug everything back in, and I realised the game was still going (I was in a puddle of lava with only 32% life left, all my energy tanks were GONE.) Thankfully my Wii got away with only two BIGscratches. One of them is a brownish color and the other is a blackish color. (It looks like someone took a sh** on my Wii and wiped it off with toilet paper.)

Wow that was a long type. Has anyone else have there Wii in a life or death situation?

I apologise for any grammar mistakes because I was typing this really fast.

darkmark91

So ur older brother acted like a soccer player?

is ur name phil by any chance?

[QUOTE="darkmark91"]

I just E-mailed my Wii to see if the light still works (and it does.) I have noticed right in the center of the disk slot it bulges outwards a little bit.:x *grabs wooden sword* SOMEONE IS GOING TO DIE TONIGHT!!!:evil: :twisted:

*Evil maniac voice* Muahahahah where is that little bloody i-Pod of his. I'll put real SH** stains on that!!!!

rcignoni

No it bulges out much more than it usually does.

And to the guy who ask if my name is Phil. It is not, my name is Mark (I thought it was kinda obvious darkmark91)

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait....you have a wooden sword? Aaawwweeesssooommmeee.........

Where can I buy one of these said swords?

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait....you have a wooden sword? Aaawwweeesssooommmeee.........

Where can I buy one of these said swords?

The_Gr8_Leon

Medieval Times or at a Renaissances (sp?) Fair.

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I laughed so hard when I read this. Great story!

Next time, grab a REAL sword! lol :D :lol:

Hope your Wii is alright and/or you have insurance

jeb800e

lol, well i've had a similar situation, we were playing smash brothers melee, and i had 3 wavebirds and a wired GC controller, so then my mom musta been blind or something, totally walks right past my wii, getting tripped by the GC controller, and I helplessly watch my wii fall to the cold hard floor.... Lucky for me, I quickly yanked the wire from my end, and the Wii kinda swung toward me, and SOMEHOW not only did i catch it.... but the GC controller somehow stayed plugged into the Wii... so, after I calm myself down, I gave my mom the biggest, meanest glare ever...