Ness is a straight-up Gangsta! (no wonder Ninty won't release EB)

I mean look at this kid....

sideways hat, baseball bat, gang-bangin shorts, Air force one look alikes....he screams violence! Top that off, they gave this kid Psychic powers, and there's nothing worse than a gang-bangin psychic powered trouble maker. It goes against everything Nintendo is trying to do. Screw this "liscensing" situation, they don't wanna have a gang related thug on their roster. Brawl was the only thing Ness could ever be in because it's a fighting game.

give me Mother or suadimize me with a tuning fork!

ew...i retract that statement...

I want Mother 3 the most actually

I just found that from my secret Nintendo source. This is original concept art, I'm tellin ya...He's gangster, and now they are trying to hide him! Ness or EB will come again!!!

I just found that from my secret Nintendo source. This is original concept art, I'm tellin ya...He's gangster, and now they are trying to hide him! Ness or EB will come again!!!

danger_ranger95

Where are the really dangerous weapons!!?? I mean stuff like guns or knives.

give me Mother or suadimize me with a tuning fork!

ew...i retract that statement...

I want Mother 3 the most actually

ReeceBrown

[QUOTE="danger_ranger95"]I just found that from my secret Nintendo source. This is original concept art, I'm tellin ya...He's gangster, and now they are trying to hide him! Ness or EB will come again!!!

DragonxanderPR

Where are the really dangerous weapons!!?? I mean stuff like guns or knives.

[QUOTE="danger_ranger95"]I just found that from my secret Nintendo source. This is original concept art, I'm tellin ya...He's gangster, and now they are trying to hide him! Ness or EB will come again!!!

DragonxanderPR

Where are the really dangerous weapons!!?? I mean stuff like guns or knives.

Probably holding them in his gang-bangin' shorts...

Ness looks so innocent to me.

Both Lucas and Ness are quite powerful, but I think Ness is a beast because of thehuge status boost he gets when you are close to the end on EB.

[QUOTE="danger_ranger95"]I just found that from my secret Nintendo source. This is original concept art, I'm tellin ya...He's gangster, and now they are trying to hide him! Ness or EB will come again!!!

DragonxanderPR

Where are the really dangerous weapons!!?? I mean stuff like guns or knives.

that was just forwarded to me, what do you think now, huh? It's getting worse

He looks innocent enough for me. Then why Earthbound games are released in Japan!? PLEASE EXPLAIN THAT TO MEEE!!!!DragonxanderPR

I'd like to see Lucas's original concept art. He's probably a mob member or something.

Poor Lucas: the eternal cracker. No wonder he's so sad :(

Since Nintendo isn't using his liscense anyways, they should make arrangements for him to be in the next GTA.

not to mention one of the first "boss" situations you are in is beating up cops. then later on you beat up more cops! you beat up cops, hippies, random people, birds. stray dogs, heck you even beat up trees until they burts into flames! (not joking to those of you who havent played)garrett_duffman

Maybe they could replace pk fire with moltov cocktails.

[QUOTE="garrett_duffman"]not to mention one of the first "boss" situations you are in is beating up cops. then later on you beat up more cops! you beat up cops, hippies, random people, birds. stray dogs, heck you even beat up trees until they burts into flames! (not joking to those of you who havent played)mAD_ADaption

Maybe they could replace pk fire with moltov cocktails.

[QUOTE="mAD_ADaption"]

[QUOTE="garrett_duffman"]not to mention one of the first "boss" situations you are in is beating up cops. then later on you beat up more cops! you beat up cops, hippies, random people, birds. stray dogs, heck you even beat up trees until they burts into flames! (not joking to those of you who havent played)garrett_duffman

Maybe they could replace pk fire with moltov cocktails.

Everyone knows nothing is funnier than throwing moltov's at singing hippies and watching them burst into flame. I know this from personal experience.

well, after pulling some strings, and doing a lot of research...I found out what Lucas was doing before his big adventure. People thought he was an innocent bystander just like Ness, but check this out.

He might not be slangin drugs, or popp'n 9's off....but he's into the whole RAVE scene. He has a passifier in his mouth, so obviously he's into extacy. Nintendo, you better be careful with who you choose to make a game about, and if you do...be careful and make sure you cover your tracks! I bet they were interested in Tupac at one time, if they already haven't created a game at one point. Shameful

What super-secret source are you getting all this info from??? I must know.

[QUOTE="DragonxanderPR"][QUOTE="danger_ranger95"]I just found that from my secret Nintendo source. This is original concept art, I'm tellin ya...He's gangster, and now they are trying to hide him! Ness or EB will come again!!!

danger_ranger95

Where are the really dangerous weapons!!?? I mean stuff like guns or knives.

that was just forwarded to me, what do you think now, huh? It's getting worse

What super-secret source are you getting all this info from??? I must know.

Grim_Heaper94

Obviously I can't tell you that because it's a secret!!! They would get in trouble, and most likely goto Prison!!!

Let's just say, I'm half Japanese...and I have alot of family in Kyoto.

not to mention one of the first "boss" situations you are in is beating up cops. then later on you beat up more cops! you beat up cops, hippies, random people, birds. stray dogs, heck you even beat up trees until they burts into flames! (not joking to those of you who havent played)garrett_duffman

Lol, wow. But seriously, I don't see why everyone likes EB so much that they feel that Nintendo has to bring it to NA. I like EB and I'm fine with just a translation. I really want an english Taiko No Tatsujin but thats not going to happen either.

Lol, wow. But seriously, I don't see why everyone likes EB so much that they feel that Nintendo has to bring it to NA. I like EB and I'm fine with just a translation. I really want an english Taiko No Tatsujin but thats not going to happen either.

ColdP1zza

See why.

Lol, wow. But seriously, I don't see why everyone likes EB so much that they feel that Nintendo has to bring it to NA. I like EB and I'm fine with just a translation. I really want an english Taiko No Tatsujin but thats not going to happen either.

ColdP1zza

[QUOTE="Grim_Heaper94"]

What super-secret source are you getting all this info from??? I must know.

danger_ranger95

Obviously I can't tell you that because it's a secret!!! They would get in trouble, and most likely goto Prison!!!

That is a risk I am wiling to take to dig up some info on Nintendos finest.

If Ness is a gangster, then what are Porky and Giygas?? A gangster turned Cop, and a CIA agent probably.

I really want Earthbound on the VC as well. Setting hippies alight with moloto...,um..., PK Fire. Those were the days.

LMAO!!! Nes is gangsta and Lucas is the wanna be.TeabagChampion

his got dope, a gun and a needle in the bag.

his shootin up

sideways hat, baseball bat, gang-bangin shorts, Air force one look alikes....he screams violence! Top that off, they gave this kid Psychic powers, and there's nothing worse than a gang-bangin psychic powered trouble maker. It goes against everything Nintendo is trying to do. Screw this "liscensing" situation, they don't wanna have a gang related thug on their roster. Brawl was the only thing Ness could ever be in because it's a fighting game.

danger_ranger95

That statement reminds me of Shane Shooter from the Marvel Jubilee Comics.