New Mario&Luigi!!!

It's called Mario&Luigi: HELL&BACK

In HELL&BACK, Mario&Luigi must travel to the real world (via Yoshi spray painted Hooveround scooters) to track down their creator, Shigeru Miyamto, in an attempt to uncover the mystery of why they're aging so quickly before they lose the last of their teeth...

Throughout their journey, Mario&Luigi discovers that their condition was a part of a clever plan exacted by Shigeru. By abusing his favorite franchise, Shigeru has drained nearly every drop of life from of the heroic duo thus using their life-force to remain forever young.

Please join our favorite "plumbers with attitudes" on their final journey as they not only solve the mystery behind their rapid aging dilemma...but also answer life long questions that the series has yet to address such as...

1.) Why didn't they eat Toad yet?

2.) Does Toad really mind the duo eating his brethren for the sake of growing a tad bit taller?

3.) Why doesn't Princess Toadstool have a mushroom for a head?

4.) What's it like to live in a sewer?

5.) Are Mario and the princess in a committed relationship or is she secretly seeing Luigi behind his back?

These questions and much more will be answer whenHELL&BACKis released later this gen...

[Mario] "Here we GOoooooooly s***...my hip"

[Luigi] "It will be okay Mario..I've packed the Ben Gay"

Only on...

[NINTENDO]

[%]SWITCH[%]

I knew that this is a April Fool's joke.

@louixiii said:

It's called Mario&Luigi: HELL&BACK

In HELL&BACK, Mario&Luigi must travel to the real world (via Yoshi spray painted Hooveround scooters) to track down their creator, Shigeru Miyamto, in an attempt to uncover the mystery of why they're aging so quickly before they lose the last of their teeth...

Throughout their journey, Mario&Luigi discovers that their condition was a part of a clever plan exacted by Shigeru. By abusing his favorite franchise, Shigeru has drained nearly every drop of life from of the heroic duo thus using their life-force to remain forever young.

Please join our favorite "plumbers with attitudes" on their final journey as they not only solve the mystery behind their rapid aging dilemma...but also answer life long questions that the series has yet to address such as...

1.) Why didn't they eat Toad yet?

2.) Does Toad really mind the duo eating his brethren for the sake of growing a tad bit taller?

3.) Why doesn't Princess Toadstool have a mushroom for a head?

4.) What's it like to live in a sewer?

5.) Are Mario and the princess in a committed relationship or is she secretly seeing Luigi behind his back?

These questions and much more will be answer whenHELL&BACKis released later this gen...

[Mario] "Here we GOoooooooly s***...my hip"

[Luigi] "It will be okay Mario..I've packed the Ben Gay"

Only on...

[NINTENDO]

[%]SWITCH[%]

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now I need to know what happens!

-Louixiii APPROVED-

Why is this shitposting in Nintendo forums, shitposting belongs in System Wars were the troIIs hang out.

Mods be no fun. :'(

I know it's April Fools', but let's keep topics with the real news and discussion.