Okay, everyone! All of you who loved the original Final Fantasy Tactics, raise your hands. Now. All of you who wanted to love the GameBoy Advance version and the DS version, but couldn't get into them because of snowball fights and overly perky lead characters, raise your hands! Okay. I can't see any of you; I just wanted to make you all raise your hands so someone observing you at your computers would think you are weird. Please. Put your hands down.
Sorry about that. I do have a point though. I bet a lot of you wished you had the serious tone of the original Tactics in a portable game. Yeah, yeah, I know: the PSP version. Does anyone actually own one of those things? You want a serious strategy game for a portable system you actually care about! Anyway, I digress. How exactly does Square expect us to go from half-sisters being blown up during a revolution to "let's drink hot cocoa and read a storybook together to warm up after our snowball fight!" Whee! Ummm. No.
The Tactics games had sound strategic engines, tons of job cIasses and for the most part, played like the original. The story-lines just, well, sucked. I'm also tired of bunny-women, moogles, lizard dudes and sheep men. Who are they trying to appeal to? Kids generally don't like strategy games and adults don't want to have snowball fights and battle obese chickens! We want to make life or death decisions, have heart-wrenching motivations for fighting and see lots of arterial spray. (Hey! How 'bout that Vandal Hearts announcement? Cool, aye? Oops! Off-track again!)
Ugh.
Well, the game you've all been waiting for has FINALLY arrived...
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**and all of you doofuses are ignoring it!** :evil:
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How many of you have actually boughtValkyrie Profile: Covenant of the Plume for the DS? Raise your hands!
**Please tell me you didn't just fall for it again**
...Well, why the Hel not?!
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Here's a summary of the plot: You play as Wyl. Your Dad was killed on the battlefield and taken by Lenneth Valkyrie to the halls of Valhalla to drink a bunch of mead and celebrate his life until he is chosen to fight at the final battle at the end of the reign of the Gods (Ragnarok). To a warrior, there is no greater honor. To the family of the fallen warrior left behind, it basically means the head of your household is dead and you are doomed to starve to death. Just like Wyl's little sister did. Wyl doesn't like Lenneth all that much. In a turn of events during a routine mercenary practice session, Wyl is mortally injured and is forced to make a deal with Hel. He is to sacrifice human lives and commit enough sins to blacken a plume from Lenneth's wings, to provide himself with a magic powerful enough to KILL the Valkyrie! He is to befriend allies and then sacrifice them in battle, (1) to absorb their skills, (2) to turn the tide of battle when things are looking grim and (3) to feed the bloodlust of the Black Plume! A bit more interesting than snowballs and spoiled-brat princes, eh?
So the mood is there. The motivation is there. And, you couldn't get a darker plot if you tried. Throw in multiple endings and game paths, serious life and death decisions and the guilt of living with yourself... you evil, evil bastard... and you FINALLY have a worthy, spiritual successor to the original FF Tactics!
Better yet, it is set in the world of Valkyrie Profile! The sequel may not have been too hot, but the original ranks up there with Vagrant Story as one of my favorite RPGs of all time! Those two games alone would have made owning the PSOne worth it, even if that VII game never came out! (Again, I digress...) You are treated to serious themes in this game. You get to see beautiful, stylized character portraits and the text and story is given that special Nordic flair! Lots of honor, lots of bloodlust, lots of cruelty and pain... and not a single bunny-woman in sight! You get to fight a lot of soldiers and sorcerers and, of course, wolves, demons and half-human/half-plant monstrosities. The sprites look like Tactics sprites, but the allies and enemies have that Valkyrie Profile personality to them.
What ties it all together is the cIassic VP battle gameplay. You manuever your troops on the battlefield to flank your enemies for stat bonuses and such, but the battle actually plays out just like the VP of olde. Each character is assigned to a face button of the DS. As your gauge allows, you keep on pressing the buttons corresponding to the characters, combo-ing and juggling your enemy til they either die --OR-- you build up enough meter to do a SUPER Special Attack (Think: Nibelung Valesti. Which, if my guess serves me right, YOU will be on the receiving end of at some point in this game! Oooo! Scary!) --OR-- your time runs out for that turn.
There's so much more to it than this, of course. This is a 2009 Sqaure-Enix game, is it not? Your a bad man, remember? You almost NEED to OVERKILL your enemies to commit enough SIN to please Hel! You don't want to piss this goddess off! If you do, (1) You get less loot at the end of your battle --AND-- (2) She sends dopplegangers of YOU and your fallen allies to seriously kick your arses next battle! You DO NOT want this to happen! Trust me! It's B-A-D ! ! ! This makes for some heavy strategic consideration while playing! You gotta kill your enemies BUT. GOOD.Did I mention you're a bastard? Assignable Tactics and Learnable Techniques make all of this possible, but certainly NOT easy. This is NOT your little brothers strategy game! (For a change... on a Nintendo system! Yay!)
The game is comprised of 5 Chapters, but your paths will vary as you make different decisions. Who you choose to sacrifice and who you do not MUST make a difference in the course of the game! I will not lie, I am just starting this game now; this is not meant to be a review. I am playing an AMAZING SRPG on my DSi, but no one else seems to be talking about it!? I just had to get the word out! This is the kind of game I've been yearning for, for a while. I KNOW I will play through this more than once to discover the different endings. This game is brilliant strategy with a sound, satisfying battle system and best of all, it has deep replayability. I could be wrong here, but there just has to be a way for Wyl to redeem himself. If there is not, that would make this game that much more unique and would culminate in an end-battle I just can't even fathom...!
People constantly complain about the casual or kiddy appeal of all of the games on Nintendo's various systems, but when a game like this is released and ignored, can you blame developers for not even trying anymore? Nope! You only have yourselves to blame! Now! Who's man or woman enough to take on this game with me?! Come my DS Einherjer! A portable Valhalla awaits!
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