Who feels a little sorry for Mario???

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#1 DarkHandlez
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Every game he's in Princess Peach gets kidnapped and he saves her everytime and never gets any love. She just bakes him cakes, what the hell is that? I think mario should ditch her ass unless she starts puttin out.:P
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#2 OrianaDorta
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she's a princess you know:P and she's taller than mario, what would her kingdom think about her if she marry him?

she's waiting for a real man in a white horse! c'mon!:P

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#3 CheeChee_Macko
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If anything, I feel sorry for Luigi. He is constantly left out of Mario games. In my opinion, there should not be a Mario game without Luigi as a playable character.
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#4 MarioRPGer
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If anything, I feel sorry for Luigi. He is constantly left out of Mario games. In my opinion, there should not be a Mario game without Luigi as a playable character.CheeChee_Macko
Pretty much every Mario game does have Luigi a a playable character
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#5 eklineage
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I would say pokemon cuz they are cooped up in those pokeballs. Then thye are made to fight each other. It's like real life with chicken knife fights.

ANyhow ...ye Mario should have quit after Super Mario 64... i mean you have to collect over 200 stars...if i remember correctly.

And all she does is bake him a cake?!?!!!

SIGHHHHHH~

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#6 cheesenuggets
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r u sure of that maybe u should infer what happens after the games

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#7 CheeChee_Macko
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[QUOTE="CheeChee_Macko"]If anything, I feel sorry for Luigi. He is constantly left out of Mario games. In my opinion, there should not be a Mario game without Luigi as a playable character.MarioRPGer
Pretty much every Mario game does have Luigi a a playable character

Super Mario 64 and Super Mario Sunshine. Two huge titles that don't have Luigi as a playable character.

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[QUOTE="MarioRPGer"][QUOTE="CheeChee_Macko"]If anything, I feel sorry for Luigi. He is constantly left out of Mario games. In my opinion, there should not be a Mario game without Luigi as a playable character.CheeChee_Macko

Pretty much every Mario game does have Luigi a a playable character

Super Mario 64 and Super Mario Sunshine. Two huge titles that don't have Luigi as a playable character.

Pretty much every Mario game does have Luigi a a playable character.....please read all the words
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#9 CheeChee_Macko
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[QUOTE="CheeChee_Macko"]

[QUOTE="MarioRPGer"][QUOTE="CheeChee_Macko"]If anything, I feel sorry for Luigi. He is constantly left out of Mario games. In my opinion, there should not be a Mario game without Luigi as a playable character.MarioRPGer

Pretty much every Mario game does have Luigi a a playable character

Super Mario 64 and Super Mario Sunshine. Two huge titles that don't have Luigi as a playable character.

Pretty much every Mario game does have Luigi a a playable character.....please read all the words

...Really...come on, you think Mario Kart and Super Mario Golf and Tennis and all of those party games count? I am talking about REAL Mario games. The first one to do so in a long time is Super Mario Galaxy and I praise Nintendo for that.

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#10 MarioRPGer
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[QUOTE="MarioRPGer"][QUOTE="CheeChee_Macko"]

[QUOTE="MarioRPGer"][QUOTE="CheeChee_Macko"]If anything, I feel sorry for Luigi. He is constantly left out of Mario games. In my opinion, there should not be a Mario game without Luigi as a playable character.CheeChee_Macko

Pretty much every Mario game does have Luigi a a playable character

Super Mario 64 and Super Mario Sunshine. Two huge titles that don't have Luigi as a playable character.

Pretty much every Mario game does have Luigi a a playable character.....please read all the words

...Really...come on, you think Mario Kart and Super Mario Golf and Tennis and all of those party games count? I am talking about REAL Mario games. The first one to do so in a long time is Super Mario Galaxy and I praise Nintendo for that.

I am talking about REAL ones as well, just look it up on wiki
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#11 Jakendo
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I just feel sorry for the goombas :(
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#12 CheeChee_Macko
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[QUOTE="CheeChee_Macko"][QUOTE="MarioRPGer"][QUOTE="CheeChee_Macko"]

[QUOTE="MarioRPGer"][QUOTE="CheeChee_Macko"]If anything, I feel sorry for Luigi. He is constantly left out of Mario games. In my opinion, there should not be a Mario game without Luigi as a playable character.MarioRPGer

Pretty much every Mario game does have Luigi a a playable character

Super Mario 64 and Super Mario Sunshine. Two huge titles that don't have Luigi as a playable character.

Pretty much every Mario game does have Luigi a a playable character.....please read all the words

...Really...come on, you think Mario Kart and Super Mario Golf and Tennis and all of those party games count? I am talking about REAL Mario games. The first one to do so in a long time is Super Mario Galaxy and I praise Nintendo for that.

I am talking about REAL ones as well, just look it up on wiki

Luigi

Not what I had in mind.

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#13 Keenzach
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omg i hated that movie because mario wasnt the main character and he didntget the girl at the end
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#14 Raider10
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Lol you still think "cakes" are cakes. She gives him cakes alright....the ones you can stick a.......You get the point..
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#17 cafccc
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I feel sorry for Peach, everytime she gets kidnap, she is always saved by mario... and i think she dosnt lov ehim ( they ahve never kissed properly, ever always on the forehead) and yes she makes him a cake, a pity cake because she is racist against italians, and i also believe she is not kidnapped but actually willingly goes to Bowser to get away from her abusive on off boyfreind mario, she was never kidnapped she was cheating on mario with a giant mutant turtle......

well..............

oh yeh and that movie did suck

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#19 XDXDXDXDXDXDXD
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Correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't Peach have her own game that she had to save mario?

I feel bad for Luigi I wanted him to have another game like how Luigi's Mansion was and stop being 2nd to

Mario

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#21 mojothebaboon
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I feel sorry for Peach, everytime she gets kidnap, she is always saved by mario... and i think she dosnt lov ehim ( they ahve never kissed properly, ever always on the forehead) and yes she makes him a cake, a pity cake because she is racist against italians, and i also believe she is not kidnapped but actually willingly goes to Bowser to get away from her abusive on off boyfreind mario, she was never kidnapped she was cheating on mario with a giant mutant turtle......

well..............

oh yeh and that movie did suck

cafccc

It's not that she dont love him, it's only because of the mustache, no girl like to kiss a man with a mustache they dont like the feeling.

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#22 zerosaber456
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I think Peach is conspiring with Bowser. You see, Peach tells Bowser to kidnap her so Peach can see who will rescue her and see if she loves him (or her) or not. It tends to be Mario (with the help of Luigi and/or Yoshi). I think Peach will consipire with Bowser until someone else rescues her.

I personaly think they should make a Doubl Dragon version of Mario and Luigi and the two can duke it out to see who takes the Princess home.

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#23 sman3579
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If anything, I feel sorry for Luigi. He is constantly left out of Mario games. In my opinion, there should not be a Mario game without Luigi as a playable character.CheeChee_Macko

Yeah, but even more is Waluigi. He is a character made just for the spin-offs. He needs to get some action by being in a "REAL" Mario game or being in the next Smash Bros.

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#24 yowvapa2
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...Really...come on, you think Mario Kart and Super Mario Golf and Tennis and all of those party games count? I am talking about REAL Mario games.

CheeChee_Macko

The sports, racing, and party games do count. After all, they are actual games, not those created by fans. That is like saying that a game that appeals to a broad demographic and not to "hardcore" gamers is not a "real" game. I see so much nonsense in the crazy System Wars forum that try to make arbitrary differences that do not need to be.

Perhaps you should say, "platform" or "main" instead of "real" Mario games.

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If anything, I feel sorry for Luigi. He is constantly left out of Mario games. In my opinion, there should not be a Mario game without Luigi as a playable character.CheeChee_Macko

Yeah...everyone likes Luigi better, right?;)

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#26 cafccc
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I personally think the Super Mario series is a story of two lovers in a fight against a turtle with a knack for beastiality ( lests face it to koopas humans are animals), i also believe i would love to have a violence gauge on Super mario, where if he falls his scream is bloodcurdling, and if he gets flattened then blood splatters everywhere, oh and Bowser dosnt just kidnap Peach but theres an entire 5 Minute FMV where he take spictures of her while she is chained up, plus Mario should smoke................. Oh and also there should be a game called Super Mario 69-ner which is about mario having to stop an imposter who has been destroying his name by spreading sexual rumours about him, eventually it turns out to be Luigi....

Well that wasnt really funny i just got home from school so i thought i write some random stuff

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#27 makaveli_89
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lame topic.august_king

yet amusing

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#28 Leopold_Stotch
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a short, fat, hairy plumber. of course he has to be a tool to have a chance with peach.
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#29 Jagazaar
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I think Peach and Bowser have a massive scam going. Not only are they actually together hence why it's so easy to 'kidnap' her all the time, but they actually split the INSANE insurance bonuses on all the Goombas, Koopas, fortresses, and even a whole GALAXY that Mario destroys. So Mario's working hard to make them both hapy together and filthy rich. One day they'll reveal their plot, then Bowser will just buy an AK-47 and shoot him instead of stuffing around.

Yeah, kinda hard not to feel sorry for the poor sap.

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#30 Alucard_vx
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[QUOTE="CheeChee_Macko"][QUOTE="MarioRPGer"][QUOTE="CheeChee_Macko"]

[QUOTE="MarioRPGer"][QUOTE="CheeChee_Macko"]If anything, I feel sorry for Luigi. He is constantly left out of Mario games. In my opinion, there should not be a Mario game without Luigi as a playable character.MarioRPGer

Pretty much every Mario game does have Luigi a a playable character

Super Mario 64 and Super Mario Sunshine. Two huge titles that don't have Luigi as a playable character.

Pretty much every Mario game does have Luigi a a playable character.....please read all the words

...Really...come on, you think Mario Kart and Super Mario Golf and Tennis and all of those party games count? I am talking about REAL Mario games. The first one to do so in a long time is Super Mario Galaxy and I praise Nintendo for that.

I am talking about REAL ones as well, just look it up on wiki

MarioRPGer is right dude, he did say prettu much all mario games and he is right again with the fact that he mentioned only real games. Super Mario Bros, Super Mario Bros 2, Super Mario Bros 3, Super Mario World, Super Mario Galaxy all have luigi as a playable character. Ohh in case you didnt know, thats 5 out of the 8 REAL console Mario Games.

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#31 Cowmanik
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Every game he's in Princess Peach gets kidnapped and he saves her everytime and never gets any love. She just bakes him cakes, what the hell is that?DarkHandlez
You can't complain about free cake. It's more than what most heroes get.
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#32 Tokyo512
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If anything, I feel sorry for Luigi. He is constantly left out of Mario games. In my opinion, there should not be a Mario game without Luigi as a playable character.CheeChee_Macko

*Laughter*

Have you not heard of the SNES games "Mario's Missing"

I'm not 100% that that's the actual title, but I remember a game that was TERRIBLE and had luigi as the main character. Oh, but Luigi's mansion rocked socks.

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#33 Cowmanik
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[QUOTE="CheeChee_Macko"]If anything, I feel sorry for Luigi. He is constantly left out of Mario games. In my opinion, there should not be a Mario game without Luigi as a playable character.Tokyo512

*Laughter*

Have you not heard of the SNES games "Mario's Missing"

I'm not 100% that that's the actual title, but I remember a game that was TERRIBLE and had luigi as the main character. Oh, but Luigi's mansion rocked socks.

The real title was "Mario is Missing."

And so was the fun apparently.

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#34 capitalthoughts
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First, to end this Luigi argument, Luigi needs to be the underdog because he is still the subject of a Nintendo Psychological experiment on rejection. Just a few more years till he pops from the strain. Second, feel bad for Mario? Huh, we all know he gets what he wants from the princess behind the scenes. And maybe he doesn't want to have her. She isn't princess of the Mushroom kingdom for nothing. Maybe he just likes cracking turtle shells because he was bit by a turtle as a kid so he gets a sick satisfaction from stomping on those shells all day. I feel bad for wiggler, there is a character who isn't even looking for trouble. Just a poor guy with a flower on his head and he gets stepped on for it. Just terrible....
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#35 Arclight_Blue
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Mario, Luigi meh..... if theres one character you should be sorry about its toad, up until now he/she still hasnt realized his/her true gender

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#36 cafccc
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Ya know the one should really be feeling sorry for is Sonic, he's never ahd a cake or a reward for anything he does and when he's put in the olimpics against a fat plumber who shouldnt be able to run as fasta s him, he is on almost equal grounds and that olypics receives bad reception. I think Sonic and Mario shoudl star in a game where Tails and Luigi are the bad guys and are attaclking there relative companys due to not being playable characters lately..... and its up to Sonic, mario, Solid Snake and Bugsy Bobcat for some reason have to negociate them before they begin to kill hostages, it all ends with a climatic battle agaisnt the true villain ( Andross)

ya know who i feel sorry for, Will Smith, he isnt even in a game

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#37 duckdude64
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either she is a lesbian or she would rather do it with bowser thats why she doesnt put up a fight

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#38 Poshkidney
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Yes its a problem for and she proberly has lost intresti in him and its not bowser kidnapping her its her having an affair but i would like to know about nintendo's pension plan for him becuase he won't be working for ever.
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#39 Arclight_Blue
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either she is a lesbian

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that would be nice heh, just add zelda and samus
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#40 damaster101
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Peach is a skank.Mario jumps, goes on huge 120 star collection adventures,risks his life and fights all these enemies but peach doesn't even give him a decent root.

When i play Brawl i'm going to smash Peach with Mario pretty hard.

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#41 mrjam0
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think he should go for rosalena.