Wii sports funny stories.

I thought I'd start a thread about funny wii sports stories (or other games if you want) since I have 2:

1. My friend letting go of the wiimote when playing bowling. It wasn't funny at the time but it is now. It went flying towards the TV screen EXTREMELY quicly. If it had been an inch higher it would have smashed the window. If it had been an inch lower it would have hit the TV screen. It hit a video tape ontop of the TV which stoped it from doing any real damage. The REALY funny thing was that she got a strike!!!!!!

2. Another friend completely sucking at golf - getting it on the green and then accidentaly hitting it realy far off the green. He did this a couple of times and he got so anoyed when he was off the green he changed it to the driver and it hit it as hard as he could. It hit the flag pole and went in the whole - you will never see a more flukey shot. It was hilarious. I've tried to recreate it a couple of times with no luck.

Post your own funny stories about wii sports or other games if you want.

I was playing Tennis with a friend i was sitting down, he was standing near me. He smashed in the game, and well he smashed my head with the Wii-Mote.

Another funny story, my girlfriend was playing bowling and we were in a low ceiling room, everytime she let go of the ball she would smack the ceiling, i stopped her after her 2nd ball.

me an my frien were playing baseball an the wii remote slippe out of his hand an missed the 60 inch plasma screen by a few inches. it left a pretty big ent in the wall thoughmtb727

My friends stuck the wii mote up another friend's ass and it got a homerunawptimistic

A friend's dog was sitting on the shoulder resting thing of a couch and I accidentaly hit it on the nose while playing tennis and sent him flying about 2 feet away.Tuky06

I bout a new tv around the time I got my wiil. 32' Sharp HDTV widescreen. My cousin (big guy) was boxing and seing as how he can't see too well, was punching very close to my new tv. I was sweating bullets!

Another time, same cousin, was bowling. Around the time he swung up to bowl the ball, his daughter (5 yr old) passed in front of him. He swung up and busted her in the back of the head. She literally folded to the ground and the gum that was in her mouth went flying across the room. It was scary at the time but it was funny later.

I was playing Twilight Princess fishing for the first time. I didn't have the strap on and as I went to pull up on the wiimote to hook the fish, the thing flew out of my hand and knocked me in the nose...A similar expirience happened in RE4 when a stupid villager appeared out of nowhere and scared the crap out of me. :\

i got pissed at bowling when i was gooing for 300. i had 11 strikes than got 9 pins on the last one. i never played it since then.themagicbum9720

i got pissed at bowling when i was gooing for 300. i had 11 strikes than got 9 pins on the last one. i never played it since then.themagicbum9720

hehehe. I can't imagine doing that - it must have been soooo frustraiting.

[QUOTE="themagicbum9720"]i got pissed at bowling when i was gooing for 300. i had 11 strikes than got 9 pins on the last one. i never played it since then.mattyftm

hehehe. I can't imagine doing that - it must have been soooo frustraiting.

lol...i know, once i got the hang of getting strikes and had 11 i thought i was gonna get it. >:l

and whenever i play bowling my skill level goes down because its hard beating my old high score of 299. :P

Two stories...

1. My girlfriends mom was playing Wii tennis and thought that she had to run in place to make the character move( even though there's no sencers on your legs)LOL. She was dancing all over the place.

2. Same Mom: Every time she played Wii boxing instinctively just kept moving closer and closer to the TV screen, (I guess trying to literally hit the guy on the screen) and I had to go up and physically stop her before she punched her tv.

My story is once while my sister was playing bowling on Wii sports, she swung her hand so hard that she sent herself and the remote flying. While the remote was flying it was stopped by her husband who was smacked in the head by it. She herself fell onto the floor. It was hilarious!

i got pissed at bowling when i was gooing for 300. i had 11 strikes than got 9 pins on the last one. i never played it since then.themagicbum9720

The first day I had my Wii, my uncle came over and was bowling with me. The first or second time he bowls he hits his drink on the coffee table, knocks it over, and breaks my mom's favorite glass.

I've thrown one Wiimote before, I was drunk and bowling on my friend's...Man, that's embarassing.

I've also seen several times when the strap saved a costly Wiimerang experience.

This might be just a few people I know...but does anyone here play strip wiisports? I highly recommend it...

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[QUOTE="themagicbum9720"]i got pissed at bowling when i was gooing for 300. i had 11 strikes than got 9 pins on the last one. i never played it since then.themagicbum9720

hehehe. I can't imagine doing that - it must have been soooo frustraiting.

lol...i know, once i got the hang of getting strikes and had 11 i thought i was gonna get it. >:l

and whenever i play bowling my skill level goes down because its hard beating my old high score of 299. :P

I thought you said you never played it since then.

3 Stories:

1-Bowling- Me and my little bro need 1 strike each for a perfect game. I get a spare, hes gets the perfect game. He laughs. I beat him wirh the wiimote.

2-Tigerwoods- I take the biggest swing of my life, and when i swung, smacked my brother into the wall. a black eye and a huge egg on his forehead.

3- Boxing- My 81 year old grandma comes over, never had played a game before, demoislhes me in boxing...

[QUOTE="themagicbum9720"][QUOTE="mattyftm"]

[QUOTE="themagicbum9720"]i got pissed at bowling when i was gooing for 300. i had 11 strikes than got 9 pins on the last one. i never played it since then.mattyftm

hehehe. I can't imagine doing that - it must have been soooo frustraiting.

lol...i know, once i got the hang of getting strikes and had 11 i thought i was gonna get it. >:l

and whenever i play bowling my skill level goes down because its hard beating my old high score of 299. :P

I thought you said you never played it since then.

true...

my friend was playing bowling and rolls the ball as slow as possible (REALLY REALLY SLOW) and the ball hit the first pin and he ot a strike.

At my other friend's house we were boxing and I beat him in 15 seconds, and his skill level was 1500 or something like that

at the same friend's house, we were playing golf at course 5 on the nine hole game(the one with thetwo islands) so normally at this course you're supposed to hit the first island in front of you then turn to the right and hit the green, but my friend shot the ball from the starting place and tried to get to the green directly, so he shot it and it landed in the forest, but it was close to the green, when it was my friend's turn again he was right infront of a tree and could'nt shoot it without hitting the tree.

3 Stories:

1-Bowling- Me and my little bro need 1 strike each for a perfect game. I get a spare, hes gets the perfect game. He laughs. I beat him wirh the wiimote.

2-Tigerwoods- I take the biggest swing of my life, and when i swung, smacked my brother into the wall. a black eye and a huge egg on his forehead.

3- Boxing- My 81 year old grandma comes over, never had played a game before, demoislhes me in boxing...

MasterSwordXXX

Never has the word "pwned" been more apropriate.

Two stories...

2. Same Mom: Every time she played Wii boxing instinctively just kept moving closer and closer to the TV screen, (I guess trying to literally hit the guy on the screen) and I had to go up and physically stop her before she punched her tv.

skingus

i got pissed at bowling when i was gooing for 300. i had 11 strikes than got 9 pins on the last one. i never played it since then.themagicbum9720

my story is similar to urs.

my friend pulled out the driver a coupleyards away from the hole and hit it full force hit the pole and he scored.

My buddy was next to me, i hit a home run but accidently got the Wii-Mote stuck in his urethra. Thatwas akward for a moment, but now we laugh about it, and the fact that he can't have children.GoldenSun05

How did you get your Wii-mote stuck inside your friends dick???

That is impossible!!!