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#1 bob_newman
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Ok, let's have some fun here!

I've seen many "best box art" threads before, so I figured it's about time we had a "worst box art" thread.

Box art can make or break a game for many. Most Wii gamers aren't in the loop like we are, so they might have to base their purchases on what they see on the cover.

So, with that said, let's see your "favorite" worst box art! Forget about the quality of the actual game, we're talking art here.

For bouns points, tell us why you hate it.

Here's one of my favorites:

Why I hate it:

Capcom looked at what all "M" rated game covers have in common: Black, White, and Red. But they forgot the part where it's supposed to look like something.

Are those zombies in the corner? Where are my binoculars?

"Resident Evil" is written twice on the cover...In case I missed it the first time?

And what's with that giant square of red? If I want Jello, I'll head to Safeway. Thanks.

______________________________________________

Ok, now post yours!

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#2 haziqonfire
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 I have no words. All I can say is "WTF"
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#3 bob_newman
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[QUOTE="Haziqonfire"] I have no words. All I can say is "WTF"

I didn't even know rednecks spoke English, let alone French.
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#4 FFCYAN
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As much as I love this game, the NA boxart is very underwhelming:(.......................

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#5 haziqonfire
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I kind of want to rent it - but then I realize it would be a waste of $10. *sadface*
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#6 FFCYAN
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 I have no words. All I can say is "WTF"Haziqonfire
You can't make your own!:x BTW you win.:lol:......and we all lose.:|

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#7 blankshore
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The guy who did the Redneck game box-art is one of my favorite artists! He did Ren&Stimpy. That being said, that box art is ground-breakingly bad.

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#8 bob_newman
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The guy who did the Redneck game box-art is one of my favorite artists! He did Ren&Stimpy.blankshore
Really? Wow...he must've been desperate for cash.
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#9 flazzle
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I like the REA box art.

And that red head chick is HOT!

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#10 Travo_basic
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It's a japanese box art but it's still a WTH moment.

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#11 lucifer3999
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It's a japanese box art but it's still a WTH moment.

Travo_basic

dunno i actually kinda like that boxart..

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#12 wiifan001
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[QUOTE="bob_newman"]

Ok, let's have some fun here!

I've seen many "best box art" threads before, so I figured it's about time we had a "worst box art" thread.

Box art can make or break a game for many. Most Wii gamers aren't in the loop like we are, so they might have to base their purchases on what they see on the cover.

So, with that said, let's see your "favorite" worst box art! Forget about the quality of the actual game, we're talking art here.

For bouns points, tell us why you hate it.

Here's one of my favorites:

Why I hate it:

Capcom looked at what all "M" rated game covers have in common: Black, White, and Red. But they forgot the part where it's supposed to look like something.

Are those zombies in the corner? Where are my binoculars?

"Resident Evil" is written twice on the cover...In case I missed it the first time?

And what's with that giant square of red? If I want Jello, I'll head to Safeway. Thanks.

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Ok, now post yours!

You know they could've made that look like a giant pool of blood at an overhead view with a couple zombies inside it, and the "Resident Evil Archives" in the middle of the bloodbath, and I think it would've looked really cool.
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#13 alexh_99
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Just by looking at the boxart you can tell it is shovelware

Wait what? Spy missions in the elevator? Or an elevator doing spy missions?

Im so confused :S

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#15 Rocky32189
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This:
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#17 haziqonfire
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i actually like the PAL LKS boxart. The NA one isnt as good.
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#18 TheColbert
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It's a japanese box art but it's still a WTH moment.

Travo_basic

That is very weird. Whats that pink thing in the back?

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#19 Nintendo_Fan128
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wario land

Great game, horrible box art. The Japanese and European ones are much better.

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#20 bob_newman
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wario land

Great game, horrible box art. The Japanese and European ones are much better.

Nintendo_Fan128

I actually very much like that one... Oh well, different strokes.

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#21 nintendoman562
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Yes, i badly photoshopped the M for mature logo in there for laughs.

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#22 MonsieurX
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Just ewww

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#23 Rod90
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That iron chef box art is real?????? Just can't believe it...
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#24 wetwilli64
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Just ewww

 MonsieurX

What did they do to their heads?!? And the sausage...aaaw come on! This is the best worst one. They look like half photo/half drawing.

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#25 wiifan001
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My French Coach Boxshot

How do you say "fail" in French?

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#26 bob_newman
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My French Coach Boxshot

How do you say "fail" in French?

wiifan001

Yeah, that's pretty bad.

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#27 g1rldraco7
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Ugh the worst box art is wii play. It's just a bunch of screens from the game and the title is just plain. If i wanted to see screens I'd go the tv section of bestbuy.
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#28 Dr_Corndog
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This:  Rocky32189
Yeah, it's seriously cutesy, but man, that's some awesome art style.
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#29 TAKE_IT_BACK
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Great game, terrible boxart.

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#30 MonsieurX
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[QUOTE="wiifan001"]

My French Coach Boxshot

How do you say "fail" in French?

bob_newman

Yeah, that's pretty bad.

"échouer","rater" But it isn't as awesome as saying FAIL

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#31 fail_baby
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 I have no words. All I can say is "WTF"Haziqonfire
This one needs no explaination.

It's a japanese box art but it's still a WTH moment.

Travo_basic
But this one I'm a little worried about. Kinda creepy... And what's with the random pink thing?
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#32 ag1052
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http://wii.guias-trucos-juegos.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/pdc-darts-2008-wii.jpg.

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http://wii.guias-trucos-juegos.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/pdc-darts-2008-wii.jpg.

ag1052
I THINK WE HAVE A WINNER. lol at the giant beer gut and bald head on the old pro dart player
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#34 FFCYAN
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http://wii.guias-trucos-juegos.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/pdc-darts-2008-wii.jpg.

ag1052

Is that guy on the left flipping me off?:o

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#35 deactivated-5e90a3763ea91
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[QUOTE="FFCYAN"]

As much as I love this game, the NA boxart is very underwhelming:(.......................

I liked this. I also liked Echoes'. I thought the original Prime had a meh one tho.
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#36 deactivated-5e90a3763ea91
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[QUOTE="wetwilli64"]

[QUOTE="MonsieurX"]

Just ewww

What did they do to their heads?!? And the sausage...aaaw come on! This is the best worst one. They look like half photo/half drawing.

LMAO at the sausage! WEINER!
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or

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#38 danger_ranger95
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07pops07

god, Ubi is a sad, sad dev/publisher sometimes. I actually wanted to vomit after seeing that.

How about this one?

Reminds me of a Goosebumps book somewhat

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#39 danger_ranger95
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Shame on Nintendo, they forgot the karts! but left their shadows! :P

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#40 wiifan001
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[QUOTE="danger_ranger95"]

Shame on Nintendo, they forgot the karts! but left their shadows! :P

I really don't like it either. the wii wheel is shown 3 times, 4 if you count the one at the upper left hand corner, with the mario brothers slapped on there which are floating in the air with awkward shadows. I feel like the boxart is forcing the wii wheel in my face.
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#41 bob_newman
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[QUOTE="danger_ranger95"]

Shame on Nintendo, they forgot the karts! but left their shadows! :P

wiifan001

I really don't like it either. the wii wheel is shown 3 times, 4 if you count the one at the upper left hand corner, with the mario brothers slapped on there which are floating in the air with awkward shadows. I feel like the boxart is forcing the wii wheel in my face.

...that's the point. Why do you think so many people bought it?

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#42 wiifan001
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[QUOTE="bob_newman"]

[QUOTE="wiifan001"][QUOTE="danger_ranger95"]

Shame on Nintendo, they forgot the karts! but left their shadows! :P

I really don't like it either. the wii wheel is shown 3 times, 4 if you count the one at the upper left hand corner, with the mario brothers slapped on there which are floating in the air with awkward shadows. I feel like the boxart is forcing the wii wheel in my face.

...that's the point. Why do you think so many people bought it?

because it is an extremely hardcore game :P
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#43 danger_ranger95
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Their "bundled" packages have been very plain since the Wii's debut. Let's take a look;

Every single Box Art for the "Wii" series have been awful imo. Very, very boring, at least to me. I don't understand how they sell so well, when they draw no attention. I think Nintendo knows that "word of mouth" has been very helpful this time around, and they don't have to spend as much on advertising.

I guarantee Wii Sports Resort will be the same "Plain Jane" design as well. It seems to be working for their pocket books.

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#44 turbotoby95
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I like the REA box art.

And that red head chick is HOT!

flazzle

so your telling me a Red head with 100's of freckles with a neck that is arguably in the giraffe family is hot? :P

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#45 FFCYAN
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Their "bundled" packages have been very plain since the Wii's debut. Let's take a look;

Every single Box Art for the "Wii" series have been awful imo. Very, very boring, at least to me. I don't understand how they sell so well, when they draw no attention. I think Nintendo knows that "word of mouth" has been very helpful this time around, and they don't have to spend as much on advertising.

I guarantee Wii Sports Resort will be the same "Plain Jane" design as well. It seems to be working for their pocket books.

danger_ranger95

Looks clean and **** to me.:)

(The censored word is a word that refers to something that is upscale or in good taste, I hate GS sometimes!)

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#46 Nintendo_Ownes7
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Okami

Okami Wii Boxart

IGN Watermark Aside I wish Capcom would've used the PS2 boxart.

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#47 wiifan001
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[QUOTE="Nintendo_Ownes7"]

Okami

Okami Wii Boxart

IGN Watermark Aside I wish Capcom would've used the PS2 boxart.

That red circle with a big number just ruins it doesn't it? And the "k" in Okami doesn't look like a "k" at all.
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#48 Lunar52
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Why? IGN's logo.

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#49 pjacobson21
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boxart

Although I still think nothing beats the IGN watermark.

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#50 -snorlax-
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[QUOTE="Rocky32189"]This:  Dr_Corndog
Yeah, it's seriously cutesy, but man, that's some awesome art style.

terrible box art. and they dont judge a book by its cover...