100 things we learned from horror movies.

Here we post a list of100 things we learned from horror movies.

1. Your car will never start when you need it.

2. If your car starts it will crash into a tree withing 50 yards.

3. If it does not crash the killer will jump at you from the back seat.

4. You always have enough ammo for your gun until it becomes more dramatic for you to escape.

5. The ammo clip you find on the floor is always sabotaged.

6. The person who is always making fun of the situation will die first.

7. The cool blackie always survives.

8. The handsome guy will die towards the end.

9. One of your friends is the killer.

10. If the killer is your child you will die.

Y'all continue the list.

The group of teenagers that get killed have terrible taste in music.

11. Any girl who is wearing only her boyfriend's button down shirt will be killed (likely while running down a dimly lit street).

Rule 1. the black guy dies first This is the most important rule in film making

Never say "Ill be right back"

*Oh, and you might want to change #7, I find that to be incredibly racist.

Never say "Ill be right back"

mrbojangles25

Rule 1. the black guy dies first This is the most important rule in film making

Overlord93

You sure? The asian guy usually dies first. Not just horror films either. :P

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Never say "Ill be right back"

Lto_thaG

haha Idle Hands was a great movie ,very underrated, but no...it is Scream

12- Always shoot zombies in the head

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Never say "Ill be right back"

mrbojangles25

haha Idle Hands was a great movie ,very underrated, but no...it is Scream

The plastics die.

The brave girl survives.

Walking is faster than running. The killer always catches you while they are moving at the pace of a brisk walk.BrianB0422

The phone will stop working as soon as you spot the killer.

Don't go running into the woods at night time.

Don't looking for anyone who runs into the woods at night time.

Girls always run like they want to get caught.

NEVER look back!!!!!

If you run u will trip.

Never go piss alone!!!

Never go piss alone!!!janko5213

#7 wasn't racist I was just saying.

Keep running and don't hide because the killer will ALWAYS find you.

If a girl shows her boobs, she will die in the next 15 minutes, granted.

Don't stop to scream.

If the monster is immune to bullets don't bother firing, just run!

if you noticed something is crawling up your feet in the middle of the night,remember it's not your boyfriend,it's either one of the monster's tantacles or it's tongue.

Don't go in the basement.

Don't run upstairs.

Don't go into the woods.

Don't separate from the group. EVER!

If there are firearms around, people from all walks of life will somehow know how to use them.

btw the cop either get's killed a few minutes after you find him or is a bad guy himself.

when the killer is walking towards you, slowly walk backwards until your back is up against a wall, then instead of running away, stay there

Be naked because everyone expects that you're about to die soon, possibly because of immodesty.

Never have one of those bathroom cabinets that have sliding mirrors, something will always appear behind you once you close it.

Double Tap: Make sure the baddie is 100% dead bcoz the chances are he might spring back no matter how much ammo you wasted on him

always walk into a dark room and say "hello?" real loud.

get as close as you can to the window when you hear a sound coming from outside.

if you live in the middle of suburbia, you're in serial killer territory

if you live in the middle of a city, you're in apocalyse/end of the world territory

if you live anywhere that's cold, you're in alien territory

If a girl shows her boobs, she will die in the next 15 minutes, granted.

madsnakehhh

911 will put you on hold.

Power goes out when you decide to jack off.Mythomniac

Out of a huge group only one man and one woman will survive.