1000 Hamsters vs Grizzly Bear

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#1 kweeni
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Alright so this is the situation:

-It's a clear day with the sun shining

-it's a flat open terrain

-there is little food left, both sides are reaallyyy hungry, so the hamsters decide to eat the bear while the bear decides to eat the hamsters

-both sides will fight to the death, no retreat

So who would win the fight?

1000 hamsters

or a grizzly bear

?

:O

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#2 duxup
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Don't underestimate a well coordinated hamster attack.
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#3 Pirate700
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The bear could just roll over and kill them all.

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#4 my_mortal_coil
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I have seen ants capture and kill a bird. The scale is different but the size differences roughly similar.

That bear can easily decimate 1000 hamsters if they all line up and walk past it, but all at once? One thousand nibbles in unprotected places, 1000 micro-Judo chops to the throat and groin? If the bear is swarmed it might jump in a lake and drown a few hundred (can hamsters swim?) ...

I dunno. I'm gonna go with the Spanish Inquisition ... cuz nobody expe ...

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#5 Doolz2024
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lol, I think the bear would win, though I'm sure those hamsters would put up a good fight. :lol:
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#6 pecanin
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If hamsters have read Sun Tzu's Art of War they win hands down

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#7 stupid4
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Bear just has to step on them

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#8 k16campbell
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This is probably one of the best questions I've seen in awhile.... I'm going to have to do some analysis in the lab and get back to you on this one,ok

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#9 Assassin1349
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I doubt Hamsters are very agressive. Bear would just roll on them and squash them.

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#10 kweeni
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Bear just has to step on them

stupid4
but what if they start crawling on him? :O
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#11 Doolz2024
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[QUOTE="stupid4"]

Bear just has to step on them

kweeni
but what if they start crawling on him? :O

He rolls over and crushes them?
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#12 kweeni
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I doubt Hamsters are very agressive. Bear would just roll on them and squash them.

Assassin1349
don't underestimate hamsters when they're hungry :O especially not when they're in great numbers :O
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#13 kweeni
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[QUOTE="kweeni"][QUOTE="stupid4"]

Bear just has to step on them

Doolz2024
but what if they start crawling on him? :O

He rolls over and crushes them?

but what if he's to late? what if they crawl inside him and start eating him from the inside out? :O
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#14 Nerd_Man
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[QUOTE="kweeni"][QUOTE="Doolz2024"][QUOTE="kweeni"] but what if they start crawling on him? :O

He rolls over and crushes them?

but what if he's to late? what if they crawl inside him and start eating him from the inside out? :O

Hamsters are vegetarians.
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#15 Assassin1349
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[QUOTE="kweeni"][QUOTE="Doolz2024"][QUOTE="kweeni"] but what if they start crawling on him? :O

He rolls over and crushes them?

but what if he's to late? what if they crawl inside him and start eating him from the inside out? :O

You mean through his mouth or his ass?
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#16 kweeni
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[QUOTE="kweeni"][QUOTE="Doolz2024"]He rolls over and crushes them?Assassin1349
but what if he's to late? what if they crawl inside him and start eating him from the inside out? :O

You mean through his mouth or his ass?

both :O
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#17 kweeni
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[QUOTE="kweeni"][QUOTE="Doolz2024"]He rolls over and crushes them?Nerd_Man
but what if he's to late? what if they crawl inside him and start eating him from the inside out? :O

Hamsters are vegetarians.

not these hamsters..i mean just look at that pic, look at those eyes, that's clearly a predator :O
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#18 CrystalFox
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Hamsters no, Rats yes.

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#19 Doolz2024
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[QUOTE="Doolz2024"][QUOTE="kweeni"] but what if they start crawling on him? :Okweeni
He rolls over and crushes them?

but what if he's to late? what if they crawl inside him and start eating him from the inside out? :O

That wouldn't happen. These are just little hamsters we're talking about here, lol

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#20 MrGeezer
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Let's put this into perspective. A grizzly bear has no problem walking up to a bee hive, tearing the hive right open, and getting the honey while being attacked by 5000 bees.

And bees are a lot scarier and more badass than hamsters.

The hamsters don't stand a ****ing chance.

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#21 viva_hate
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Anyone else came into this thread expecting a Youtube link?

I'm disappointed to say the least.

But yeah the bear would win, easy.

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#22 whatsit2ya
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Hamster aren't well organised. Bears are awesome. Bear wins

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#23 batman_is_aweso
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I doubt Hamsters are very agressive. Bear would just roll on them and squash them.

Assassin1349

and to the person that worte hamster no and rats yes i agree those rats would pwn

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#24 Head_of_games
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G-Force

Fear the Hamster!

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#25 RAMRODtheMASTER
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Overwhelming numbers usually triumph over superior force. That's why the Soviet Union was able to push the Nazis clear back to Germany. I pick Hamsters.

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#26 NLahren
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when they start to bite the bear then the bear will cry a river, since the teeth of the hasters are sharp
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#27 Bardock47
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Due to the knife hamsters, I vote hamsters.

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#28 Snipes_2
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I have to say the Bear would win. Hamsters will fight well. R.I.P. my little Friends :D

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#29 themagicbum9720
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the bear would win. some bullets don't even stop them.
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#30 Brutal_Elitegs
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Don't underestimate a well coordinated hamster attack.duxup
Aye.
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#31 weezyfb
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A well coordinated bear-roll would be win
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#32 DarthSatan
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The bear could just roll over and kill them all.

Pirate700

my point exactly.

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#33 jus2nyce
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The Grizzly will devour those hamsters like little snack size snicker bars.

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#34 Lethalhazard
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*WARNING*: Graphic content http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1g5gQUKTIFw#t=15s Let's see what happens when ONE hamster fights ONE tegu!
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#35 GettingTired
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Bears are godless killing machines, so the bear would win.
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#36 Snipes_2
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*WARNING*: Graphic content http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1g5gQUKTIFw#t=15s Let's see what happens when ONE hamster fights ONE tegu!Lethalhazard

That was sad, I couldn't even watch the whole thing. Poor Hamster. :(

Well, Guess that's life though. :P

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#37 McJugga
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Put me in there on the hamster's team and we have a fair fight.

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#38 hamstergeddon
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I think my username gives my answer away ;) Seriously, trying to fight a swarm of angry hamsters would be like trying to catch water with a net
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#39 thusaha
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The bear would win easily.
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#40 unholymight
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G-Force

Fear the Hamster!

Head_of_games

Just give me a tegu and it's done with.

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#41 Snipes_2
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I think my username gives my answer away ;) Seriously, trying to fight a swarm of angry hamsters would be like trying to catch water with a nethamstergeddon

How'd you survive the Bear Armageddon? :P

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#42 Zerocrossings
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I could probably take on a thousand hamsters.

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#43 aaaaarrrrggggg
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Hamsters? Really? I doubt that Hamsters would even be able to climb up the pelt of a bear and swarm it, or bite through its skin for that matter.
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#44 darkmoney52
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Just roll over and crush them? Pfft. Even a grizzly can't roll over a thousand hampsters in one roll. Unless they formed some kind of hampster pyramid...in which case those are clearly some well coordinated hampsters and the grizzly is screwed anyway.

I'd definitely put money down on the hampsters.

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#45 alphamale1989
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I think that if the hamsters actually knew that they had to kill the Grizzly bear they could do it easily. But irl
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#46 DJ-Lafleur
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I imagine the Grizzly Bear would crush them all.

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#47 kweeni
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hmm looks like grizzly bear wins, those poor little hamsters
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#48 Maqda7
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The bear. Bears simply own.
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#49 Murj
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I'll root for the underdog until the end, but I think the bear takes the cake this time. Poor hamsters =(