1000 Ninja's vs. 1000 Pirates - WHO WILL WIN?!!??!?

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#1 explicthangnail
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Let the final ultimate battle of the ultimate war of ultimate, begin... 

Ninja vs. Pirate

The Ninja's and Pirates form huge opposing armies to create the most catastrophic battle the world has ever known.

And to finally decide who is most bad-ass. Settle it once and for all. The war must end.

Who wins?

You decide...

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#2 doomzmaster
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There's a war goin on outside no man is safe from...
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#3 Samwel_X
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Ninjas have speed on their side, they can be running and jump all over the place... pirates hobble around on ships.
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#4 AmberFire
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how old are you now?
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#5 mouthforbathory
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Oh God, the blood of the 1000 Pirate nations will spill into the oceans, creating the new "red planet". 
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#6 Vfanek
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Ninjas Vs Pirates is so 2006.
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#7 yrag31
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Chuck Norris

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#8 sthadji
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I'm guessing the ninjas. But this question has been asked like a million times. I think we should settle this by organizing a real ninja vs. pirate fight. The only problem is that we have to find people who are willing to die for our own viewing pleasure. That could prove tricky...
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#9 D0013ER
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Neither, because the universe would explode if such awesomeness congregated on a single battlefield.
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#10 Total-KO
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Neither. The entire Ring of Honor roster will eliminate them both inside a Fight without honor.
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I think we need some new fads.

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#12 SolidSnake_108
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Ninjas.....obviously. :oops:
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Chuck Norris

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Hell yes! Chuck Norris kicks all ass 8)

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#14 skinnypete91
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Ninjas FTW!

Pirates are made of wood! 

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#15 SamXVII
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Ninjas.
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#16 NetYankEagle
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thats basically 1000 Tony Jaa VS 1000 Johnny Depps
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#17 Franken_Berry
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1 Viking wins.
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#18 Balmung_Daisuki
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What about 300 Spartans?
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#19 u-fig_555
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There's a war goin on outside no man is safe from...doomzmaster

cunninlynguists, love it man.  

anyways, 10 ninjas could take down that many pirates. no question about it

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#20 oozitt
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[QUOTE="doomzmaster"]There's a war goin on outside no man is safe from...u-fig_555

cunninlynguists, love it man.  

anyways, 10 ninjas could take down that many pirates. no question about it

:lol: Hahahahaha :lol:

Like I said before: Chuck Norris!

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#21 jacintos09
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Ninjirates FTW!
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#22 woody998
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Pirates, Ninjas arent good for big battles, Pirates are down for anything.
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#23 marolia
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Ninjas.
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#24 branketra
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Ninjas are stealthy and quick. Then when up close they have martial arts to back them up. Pirates have their "Yar!" and a green parrot. Go figure.

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#25 frozenthino
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Ninjas for shure
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#26 Gigagamer2
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cmon, if a pirate broke into your house, you could batter him, but a ninja is too well trained and you wouldnt hear him break in anyway
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#27 metallica_fan42
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Ninja's have shuriken's,staffs,swords and stuff. Pirates have cannon's,pistols, and swords. Unless the Ninja's are like Chris Farley, and can block bullet's with their swords, then Pirates have the upper hand.
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#28 LiquidZ08
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Are we talking at sea or on land?
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#29 staindcoldlp
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Pirates all the way.
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#30 Rixor12
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You propably don't even imagine, how skilled were ninjas. They were comparable to recent elite army special forces/counter terrorists or highly qualified commandos, meanwhile pirates were common criminals/bandits...

100 ninjas could pwn 1000 pirates with no problem in open fight. In stealth ambush assault 10 of ninjas could cut all 1000 pirates in couple of nights...

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#31 Guiltfeeder566
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This Ninja vs. Pirates thing is so old 

...btw Hitomi