11 Things you probably shouldnt put into your nose

1. clay: because when that s**t gets hard........... you get the picture

2. A pencil: For obvious reasons......................... R.I.P frosties kid :(

3. Tissues: They may be great for blowing your nose but do not put them INTO your nose..... lets just say theres a reason for my username

4. Somebody elses nose: Its just not right

5. Hurtful comments: because noses have feelings too

6. Straws: because that walrus thing just isnt funny...... okay its f***ing hilarious but it has limited appeal

7. Viagra: It goes in your mouth.. I know that now....

8. Explosives : coz that s**t takes ages to clean up

9. Justin Bieber : I know he the right size for it and everything but he has some serious bladder control problems

10. pregnancy test. because chances are it wot be an accurate result

11. Bleach: Just trust me on this one ............

Well thats my definitive list of things you probably shouldnt put into your nose. But hey what do i know? feel free to try any of those things. I cant be held responsible for your actions ;)

A for origionality.

...This amuses me greatly.

I don't think it's fair of you to use phrases like "you get the picture" and "for obvious reasons". I do not get the picture, and I do not find the reasons obvious. I demand you elaborate in greater detail on why these items do not belong in my nasal cavity.

D for DJ-LaFleur. :3

F for florious

I don't think it's fair of you to use phrases like "you get the picture" and "for obvious reasons". I do not get the picture, and I do not find the reasons obvious. I demand you elaborate in greater detail on why these items do not belong in my nasal cavity.

Oleg_Huzwog

well the obvious reasons for not putting clay into your nose is that once it hardens it will prevent you from sniffing breathing through your nose etc

And when I said not to put pencils in your nose it was a reference to the frosties kid who after being shunned by his peers for appearing in a slightly camp frosties ad he then proceeded to shove two pencils up his nose bang his head on the table and now.... no more frosties kid

Do you get it now ;)

E for elliterate.dreDREb13

ILLITERATE starts with an I dumbass (No offense ;)

ITT: GS OT sucks at the alphabet. :(

[QUOTE="dreDREb13"]E for elliterate.MrTissueMan77

ILLITERATE starts with an I dumbass (No offense ;)

[QUOTE="MrTissueMan77"]

[QUOTE="dreDREb13"]E for elliterate.dreDREb13

ILLITERATE starts with an I dumbass (No offense ;)

S for Sorry dude but theres no need to snap :(

[QUOTE="MrTissueMan77"]

[QUOTE="dreDREb13"]E for elliterate.dreDREb13

ILLITERATE starts with an I dumbass (No offense ;)

F for what the ****johnnyblaze92

That starts with a W, dude.

[QUOTE="johnnyblaze92"]F for what the ****DJ-Lafleur

That starts with a W, dude.

[QUOTE="MrTissueMan77"]

[QUOTE="dreDREb13"]T for That was the joke.dreDREb13

S for Sorry dude but theres no need to snap :(

I for I left a winky face and said no offense what more do you want?

[QUOTE="dreDREb13"][QUOTE="MrTissueMan77"]

S for Sorry dude but theres no need to snap :(

MrTissueMan77

I for I left a winky face and said no offense what more do you want?

[QUOTE="DJ-Lafleur"]

[QUOTE="johnnyblaze92"]F for what the ****xaos

That starts with a W, dude.

Well, he clearly didn't write it that way, now did he? :X

[QUOTE="johnnyblaze92"]F for what the ****DJ-Lafleur

That starts with a W, dude.

[QUOTE="MrTissueMan77"]

[QUOTE="dreDREb13"]I for I didn't snap, but you called me a dumbass. :|dreDREb13

I for I left a winky face and said no offense what more do you want?

[QUOTE="Oleg_Huzwog"]

I don't think it's fair of you to use phrases like "you get the picture" and "for obvious reasons". I do not get the picture, and I do not find the reasons obvious. I demand you elaborate in greater detail on why these items do not belong in my nasal cavity.

MrTissueMan77

well the obvious reasons for not putting clay into your nose is that once it hardens it will prevent you from sniffing breathing through your nose etc

And when I said not to put pencils in your nose it was a reference to the frosties kid who after being shunned by his peers for appearing in a slightly camp frosties ad he then proceeded to shove two pencils up his nose bang his head on the table and now.... no more frosties kid

Do you get it now ;)

No, I do not get it. Nor do I appreciate you assuming I should. Some of us have a medical condition that compels us to insert various items into various orifices. For you to imply that common sense can somehow trump this condition is deeply insensitive.

where in the topic title does it say: ''Hey off topic users come here and spell stuff at me''? I think youll find it doesnt say that at all...

7) a permanent marker, just sniff it, you dont want that stuff to kill brain cells ALL day

6) your thumb (or anything that big), you'll just stretch it out, and nobody likes big gaping nostrils

5) anything sharp, obvious reasons

4) food, cuz u dont want it to get stuck and start to stink when it goes bad

3) coke, it might get you high, but you'll be broke soon enough and turning tricks on the corner to get more, and thats bad

2) weed, it just wont work right

1) video games, ouch

thats all i can think of

[QUOTE="KidCudi37"][QUOTE="dreDREb13"]J for Just sayin'.dreDREb13

I was also just joking around.

And C for CALM IS SPELLED WITH A C DUMBASS. (No offense) :wink:

I for I know how "calm" is spelled. T for thats the joke.:P

where in the topic title does it say: ''Hey off topic users come here and spell stuff at me''? I think youll find it doesnt say that at all...

MrTissueMan77

8. Explosives : coz that s**t takes ages to clean up

MrTissueMan77

[QUOTE="MrTissueMan77"]

where in the topic title does it say: ''Hey off topic users come here and spell stuff at me''? I think youll find it doesnt say that at all...

harashawn

I call bull****! :x

Do you have any research to back up such a wild claim?

Frosty kid isn't dead :|

[QUOTE="harashawn"]

[QUOTE="MrTissueMan77"]

where in the topic title does it say: ''Hey off topic users come here and spell stuff at me''? I think youll find it doesnt say that at all...

I call bull****! :x

Do you have any research to back up such a wild claim?