12 Simple Ways to Ward Off Cancer?

http://health.msn.com/health-topics/cancer/12-simple-ways-to-ward-off-cancer

I personally think its full of lies . They always come up with topics like this.

They didn't mention red meat which is an utter fail of them. Red meat has a lot of mitochondria which can reinstate the inactive proteins (bad proteins) in our cells which causes cancer. It's alright to eat red meat, but you need to limit yourself.

There's truth to the article, but following those steps isn't going to prevent cancer by any means.

From what I've understood thanks to the news, everything gives you cancer. Meat, Fruit, Vegetables, Milk, Fish, TV's, Radio's, Iphones, Your creditcard etc.

I'm not kidding those are a couple of things that the news here say can cause cancer.

From what I've understood thanks to the news, everything gives you cancer. Meat, Fruit, Vegetables, Milk, Fish, TV's, Radio's, Iphones, Your creditcard etc.

I'm not kidding those are a couple of things that the news here say can cause cancer.

Treflis

According to some scientsists it seems EVERYTHING wants to take a bite out of us. The only way to be safe is to hide in your house and urinate into jars like Howard Hughes.

So far the only way to stay cancer free is to be dead.

According to some scientsists it seems EVERYTHING wants to take a bite out of us. The only way to be safe is to hide in your house and urinate into jars like Howard Hughes.

IustitiaMaximus

They didn't mention red meat which is an utter fail of them. Red meat has a lot of mitochondria which can reinstate the inactive proteins (bad proteins) in our cells which causes cancer. It's alright to eat red meat, but you need to limit yourself.

TheWZRD

sorry, that's just how i always heard the mitochondria described as in school :P

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According to some scientsists it seems EVERYTHING wants to take a bite out of us. The only way to be safe is to hide in your house and urinate into jars like Howard Hughes.

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Spread jam on the floor, put your cat on your head, and dance around singing kumbaya.

I haven't had cancer once. It works.

There is no way, its the luck of the draw. Being 26 and dealing with cancer is not fun, if only there was a way to "ward" it off. Articles like these make me mad.

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coolbeans90

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You haven't even been here that long only on level 2, who are you to judge?

I'm pretty sure a bullet to the head will ward off any cancer. :)

EVERYTHING causes cancer. If you lessen one risk I'm sure there are fifty more to take its place. Everyone has a 50/50 chance of getting it sometime, or so I've heard.

Live in society, it's filled with cancer.

I have my own list of things that ward of cancer and at the top of that list is profuse masterbation(prevents testicular cancer).

They didn't mention red meat which is an utter fail of them. Red meat has a lot of mitochondria which can reinstate the inactive proteins (bad proteins) in our cells which causes cancer. It's alright to eat red meat, but you need to limit yourself.

TheWZRD

1. Crap, I undersleep...
2. Safe with that
3. I'm fvcked
4. Crap... I'm forever alone...
5. Crap, I spend most of my time sitting...
6. I'm safe, I can't drive
7. Toothpaste makes me nauseous
8. I'm 19 so I'm safe with that
9. Too lazy...
10. Haven't visited a doctor in a long time. Can't say if that's good or bad...
11. Not sure on that
12. Don't think I have problems with my vitamins...

Add smoking, alchool and junkfood and you could I'm on my way to doing chemiotherapy in the future.