12 things u dont say to a cop (LOL)

1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)

2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?

4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!

5. Are You Andy or Barney?

6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.

7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

8. I pay your salary!

9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!

10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.

12. When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?

i am so gonna do it

Awesome. but you forgot the 13th thing.

I have a gun in my hand, if you give me a ticket i'll blow your face off.

I mean, thats not funny but you wouldn;t say it to a cop. 

Officer: 'Son, you've been doing 120 mph. Do you know that?'

You: 'No no no officer. You have it all wrong. My speedometer said I was doing 140 mph.'

Awesome. but you forgot the 13th thing.

I have a gun in my hand, if you give me a ticket i'll blow your face off.

I mean, thats not funny but you wouldn;t say it to a cop. 

Samwel_X

:lol: hahahaha

Those are pretty good.

Currently listening to: Prodigy - Firestarter

(While pulled over the cop takes out his ticket book) Sir can i have a ticket to the Red sox game.StarFoxCOM

Uh, you might want to retire that one.

Cop: Son, why were you speeding?

You: Cos i wanna get home quick and play some more Gran Turismo.

My favorite is:

6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.

It might be old but this topic beats "what color clothes do you wear".