12 Things You'll Wish You'd Never Seen Under A Microscope (Cracked.com)

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#1 CRS98
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Truly terrifying. Truly, truly, truly terrifying.

http://www.cracked.com/article_18871_12-things-youll-wish-youd-never-seen-under-microscope.html

I'd still eat the Jimmy Dean sausage, though.

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#2 8-Bitterness
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-look into link -oh hey, a maggot... wow -scroll ..... my god.....
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#3 Head_of_games
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You should edit the OP with the pics. And sausage wasn't really gross at all. But the Ants! I'll never see them the same way! :cry:
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#4 martinX3X
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oh my..

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#5 deactivated-5fc147aeeb0aa
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To me the first one was the most disturbing.

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#6 unrealtron
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gawwd help

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#7 xxmatt125xx
Member since 2005 • 1899 Posts

This one looks like something Godzilla would fight.

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#8 martinX3X
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alol wtf?!?

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#9 disharmonized
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"No, I will not sit on your lap, Bearded Weevil!"

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#10 edwise18
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Lol. I read this earlier today . Pretty funny article.
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#11 Upparoom
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No more Jimmy Dean for me :cry:

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#12 rcignoni
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The Water Bear looks like some kind of Combine Adviser from Half Life!
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#13 horgen  Moderator
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:lol: Nature surprises.
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#14 CongressManStan
Member since 2010 • 918 Posts
The ants are kinda of scary looking. The rest just look ridiculous.
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#15 poptart
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That is great. I loved the Water Bear, it's almost if this hoover bag....

...suddenly came to life

Terrifying...

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#16 poptart
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alol wtf?!?

martinX3X

I actually think that's quite cute - he looks like a kind of sad, forlorn character who just needs a bit of a hug.

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#17 Rutzfuz
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That was just horribel. And the pubic lice; well I am checking right now.

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#18 SolidSnake35
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The maggot should've won.
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#19 m3ss
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I agree. The maggot was by far the creepiest looking.
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#20 Avian005
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Nature is not so beautiful to me anymore...

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#21 Got_to_go
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Coincidence?

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#22 broken_bass_bin
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Maggot is definitely the creepiest thing in there.

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#23 martinX3X
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[QUOTE="martinX3X"]

alol wtf?!?

poptart

I actually think that's quite cute - he looks like a kind of sad, forlorn character who just needs a bit of a hug.

omg no its not. i can imagine this thing eating a dead person's brains out. Look at its teeth! its like a pokemon that went insane.

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#24 Boston_Boyy
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Man, good thing all the scariest looking animals are the smallest. I mean could you imagine seeing some of those bugs if they were as big as like a rodent? Would be scary as ***

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#25 rockguy92
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Scarred for life... :cry:
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#26 T_REX305
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lol omg. some of that is nasty.

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#27 mrmusicman247
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Mega-Maggot vs Giant Water Bear. Patenting the movie rights as we speak.
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#28 jiggaloj
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Wow. Never saw a maggot up close before.

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#29 poptart
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[QUOTE="poptart"]

[QUOTE="martinX3X"]

alol wtf?!?

martinX3X

I actually think that's quite cute - he looks like a kind of sad, forlorn character who just needs a bit of a hug.

omg no its not. i can imagine this thing eating a dead person's brains out. Look at its teeth! its like a pokemon that went insane.

There's a surprising amount of anti-maggot sentiment going on round these boards.All he wants is a bit of TLC, but people just can't move past the way he looks. Misunderstood, and a little sad because of it.Embrace the maggot I say!

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#30 Lonelynight
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Some of those are disgusting. :lol:
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#31 JigglyWiggly_
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*puts hazmat suit on*
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#32 StealthMonkey4
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Lol, the link to all those meats magnified was great.

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#33 Bloodseeker23
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Cool thread, nature is one freak! haha.
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#34 poseidonwest
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HOLY CRAP I just saw the magnified maggot and freaking burst out laughing! So far this is my favourite article.

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#35 deactivated-5b31d3729c1fa
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the tooth was only thing that was creepy

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#36 bobcheeseball
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Ants are scary :(
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#37 cd_rom
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That maggot is adorable! His little eyes just bugging out like that.
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#38 travisstaggs
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Some of those looked hilarious. :lol:

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#39 Goomba_Lord37
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That was an awesome article. The water bear was the best! :lol:

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#40 gamerguru100
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The maggot...:lol:

The water bear...:cry:

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#41 octoman115
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I wanted to close the article but I just couldn't stop.

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#42 dreamdude
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:cry:

Make me unremember!

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#43 auron_16
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Whoa. :cry:
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#44 DaBlastaMasta
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Oh God... my eyes.

Every time I scrolled to a new picture, shivers went down my spine.

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#45 LostProphetFLCL
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While the maggot was freaky, I am surprised I am the only one who found the TOOTH to be the most shocking.

I means seriously, just remember that all those things in your mouth LOOK LIKE THIS!!!

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#46 Kvothe_Stark
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WTF at that maggot! No. Screw that, I'm not looking at the rest of that list...

*Proceeds to look at the rest of the list*

Hmm. Honestly, the maggot was the worst one on the list. Ugh...

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#48 harashawn
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And this is why humans don't have microscopic vision.
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#49 Blade8Aus
Member since 2006 • 1819 Posts

WTF at that maggot! No. Screw that, I'm not looking at the rest of that list...

*Proceeds to look at the rest of the list*

Hmm. Honestly, the maggot was the worst one on the list. Ugh...

Kvothe_Stark

Indeed...

God help us all :cry:

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#50 slamminjammin69
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Listverse.com has better Top Lists than cracked.com

Cracked.com's Top Ten lists are more entertainment related while Listverse.com had some better stuff including creepy real life stuff