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#1 o_sausage
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I'm watching the History chanell (actually I'm playing guitar to try out my new strings but the history channel is on) and I just heard them say that 2+ million Americans have reported to be abducted by aliens. How pathetic is this. that means that 1/150 people in america beleive they have been abducted by aliens and that makes me loose faith in society. What do you guys think of this statistic?
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#2 hojobojo
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BS that's just ridiculous
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#3 LS07
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I don't believe that statistic are you sure it wasn't 2 million reports of alien abductions, because a lott of times the same people will say they were abducted many times
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#4 outbreak201
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im one of those people......
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#5 o_sausage
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I don't believe that statistic are you sure it wasn't 2 million reports of alien abductions, because a lott of times the same people will say they were abducted many timesLS07
No it said 2 million people have claimed to be abducted by aliens. Many also report to be abducted more than once
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#6 error11
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I've been abducted by aliens once.... I couldn't understand what they were saying so I kept yelling "I DONT SPEAK SPANISH!!!"
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#7 LS07
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[QUOTE="LS07"]I don't believe that statistic are you sure it wasn't 2 million reports of alien abductions, because a lott of times the same people will say they were abducted many timeso_sausage
No it said 2 million people have claimed to be abducted by aliens. Many also report to be abducted more than once

well in that case I too have lost a small part of my faith in humanity

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#8 dissonantblack
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that means 2+ million Americans are delusional.
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#9 verparanoidpers
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I've been abducted by aliens once.... I couldn't understand what they were saying so I kept yelling "I DONT SPEAK SPANISH!!!"error11
:lol:
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#10 DFan17902
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[QUOTE="o_sausage"][QUOTE="LS07"]I don't believe that statistic are you sure it wasn't 2 million reports of alien abductions, because a lott of times the same people will say they were abducted many timesLS07

No it said 2 million people have claimed to be abducted by aliens. Many also report to be abducted more than once

well in that case I too have lost a small part of my faith in humanity

You had faith in humanity? :| *sigh*...

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#11 Messer_Partei
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The holocaust never happened, but was in fact a zionist conspiracy as a construct towards world domination.
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#12 duxup
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I'm thinking this is one of those stats that came out of someone's ass.
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#13 Goldeneyemaster
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2 million seems a little ridiculous...
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#14 X360PS3AMD05
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It means they suffer from Sleep Paralysis and think that they are experiencing is real.
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#15 mumotuma_man
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is that 2 million currently living americans? or americans since america started. the ratio would be waaaay off if its the latter when comparing it todays population...
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#16 lrrydaqcumber
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I'm thinking this is one of those stats that came out of someone's ass.duxup

lol probably

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#17 mastersword007
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I'm thinking this is one of those stats that came out of someone's ass.duxup


A hairy ass...
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[QUOTE="LS07"]I don't believe that statistic are you sure it wasn't 2 million reports of alien abductions, because a lott of times the same people will say they were abducted many timeso_sausage
No it said 2 million people have claimed to be abducted by aliens.

And they were all on the way home from the pub when it happened lol

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#19 Brainkiller05
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Well it is America...
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#20 -Sora
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:lol: wow, thats ridiculous.
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#21 Brainkiller05
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Anyone know why people would (and obviously a LOT of people have) make up a lie like that :? I can't seem to think of a reason other than attention :?
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#22 Hellraiser3899
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*plays X-Files theme*

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#23 LouieV13
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Anyone know why people would (and obviously a LOT of people have) make up a lie like that :? I can't seem to think of a reason other than attention :?Brainkiller05
Some people actually belive they have been. I know someone that does I kinda laughed at first but he was seriouse so idk I belive in other life forms in the universe and that they've landed here but I doubt they would ubduct people.
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#24 Hungry_bunny
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I've lost faith in history Channel...
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#25 LS07
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Anyone know why people would (and obviously a LOT of people have) make up a lie like that :? I can't seem to think of a reason other than attention :?Brainkiller05

it's called alcohol and other substances it makes people believe a lott of things

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#26 manningbowl135
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What they didn't mention is all those people were white. Those aliens are racist *****.
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#27 darthzew
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Dude... I was one of them! And while I was there on the spaceship, I met Kryptosporidium-137 and was almost made a slave of the Furon empire! It was so AWESOME!! But then, I stole Krypto's anal probe gun and used it to escape!!!! YES!!!! THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED!!!! YEHEHEHEHE!! LONG LIVE THE FURON EMPIRE!!! BUUUAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!

Actually... that never happend.

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#28 Goldeneyemaster
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Actually... that never happend.

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No way.

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#29 Brainkiller05
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Mmm i'd lol if not one of them were lying and every single one of them had been abducted xD
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#30 RamboSymbiot
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They wouldnt want me I smell like eggs

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#31 error11
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oh come one. is that all the feedback i get on my joke?
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#32 _Celldweller_
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my faith in society was gone long ago
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#33 Proobie44
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I've lost faith in history Channel...
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I lost their faith their LOOOOOOOONG time ago.
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#34 deal-or-no-deal
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I think thats a fake stat.
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#35 fidosim
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Don't get mad guys, we don't mean you any harm we're just trying to learn more about your anatomy. You don't have to freak out on us.

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#36 Putzwapputzen
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wut a crazy world huh?
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#37 import_fighter1
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Don't get mad guys, we don't mean you any harm we're just trying to learn more about your anatomy. You don't have to freak out on us.

fidosim

You could have used some vaseline on that probe you used..

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#38 gameguy6700
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I'm watching the History chanell (actually I'm playing guitar to try out my new strings but the history channel is on) and I just heard them say that 2+ million Americans have reported to be abducted by aliens. How pathetic is this. that means that 1/150 people in america beleive they have been abducted by aliens and that makes me loose faith in society. What do you guys think of this statistic?o_sausage

Coincidentally 1% of the population is schizophrenic.

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#39 JLAudio7
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Maybe they mean abducted by illegal aliens.
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#40 sca321
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oh come one. is that all the feedback i get on my joke?error11
It's not your joke, you stole it. I can't remember what standup comedian I heard it from, but I've definitely heard it before.
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#41 rocket9434
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Yeah right... *Gets abducted by aliens.*
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#42 wemhim
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2 million Americans probably want attention.
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#43 Guiltfeeder566
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It might be 2 million total cases since offical recording has started, most of them might be dead by now.
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#44 Denjin_hadouken
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But we did get abducted by aliens...:|
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#45 branketra
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There a thing called shanenagans. I can't agree or deny, never being abducted by aliens. I have experienced stuff not just affiliated with aliens, though. Weird, weird.
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#46 SolidSnake35
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If they really were, the joke is on us. :o
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#47 nintendoman562
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89% of statistics r made up on the spot.
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#48 hikari33
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what other country do u expect this from?
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There a thing called shanenagans. I can't agree or deny, never being abducted by aliens. I have experienced stuff not just affiliated with aliens, though. Weird, weird.BranKetra

What happend?

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#50 JoshXXXXX
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It'd be a bit better to say that 2+ million have simply seen a UFO or something like that, but even that is just rediculous.

Speaking of UFOs, since we know it's a UFO, doesn't that mean it's been identified? If that's the case, think UFO should only be applied to anything we haven't seen.