2 very tasteless jokes. very tasteless

1.

A child molester and kid are walking through the forest at night. The kid turns to molester and says "Its dark, Im scared". The child molester looks at the kid and says "Your scared? I gotta walk back alone!"

2.

Bob walks into his local pharmacy and the pharmacist say "Hey there Bob, what can I get ya?" "A box of condoms" replies Bob."Condoms?" says the pharmacist. "You and the wife having safe sex now.?" "Naw, there for my daughter"says Bob. "Your daughter?Cindy! Shes only 15. Your daughter is sexually active at 15?!"says the pharmacist. "Active! Hell no she isnt active" says Bob. "She practically just lays there!"

Not funny at all.

There's no way I'm admitting to laughing at the first one!jasperrussell

why not?

they are both hilarious...if you don't laugh then you have no sense of humor.Adonymous

im just curious to why one wouldn't admit their laughter.

[QUOTE="Adonymous"]they are both hilarious...if you don't laugh then you have no sense of humor.middito

im just curious to why one wouldn't admit their laughter.

because they want to be seen as mature...probably.

[QUOTE="jasperrussell"]There's no way I'm admitting to laughing at the first one!middito

why not?

it was kind of like I'm admitting to it in my steadfast denial, while also saying I enjoyed it, while also saying I appreciate the tasteless of it. Quite a good comment really to say all that in one line...... unless of course you have to explain it when someone says 'why not?'

You know, it's a good thing I haven't ate anything in hours. Otherwise it would be on my monitor right now.ThePlothole

ehh...why?

[QUOTE="ThePlothole"]You know, it's a good thing I haven't ate anything in hours. Otherwise it would be on my monitor right now.Adonymous

ehh...why?

[QUOTE="Adonymous"]

[QUOTE="ThePlothole"]You know, it's a good thing I haven't ate anything in hours. Otherwise it would be on my monitor right now.ThePlothole

ehh...why?

Like?

Everything is fair game.

[QUOTE="ThePlothole"][QUOTE="Adonymous"]

[QUOTE="ThePlothole"]You know, it's a good thing I haven't ate anything in hours. Otherwise it would be on my monitor right now.Adonymous

ehh...why?

Like?

Everything is fair game.

Like anything that in real life is related to suffering and tragedy. I mean if a parent lost their child to a molester, do you think this would make them laugh? No, it would kill them inside.

I've heard the first one before.

The second was just too wrong to even get a smirk...

[QUOTE="Adonymous"][QUOTE="ThePlothole"][QUOTE="Adonymous"]

[QUOTE="ThePlothole"]You know, it's a good thing I haven't ate anything in hours. Otherwise it would be on my monitor right now.ThePlothole

ehh...why?

Like?

Everything is fair game.

Like anything that in real life is related to suffering and tragedy. I mean if a parent lost their child to a molester, do you think this would make them laugh? No, it would kill them inside.

All jokes poke fun at non-funny/serious things. That's what makes them funny. :|

All jokes poke fun at non-funny/serious things. That's what makes them funny. :|

Adonymous

Not all jokes can cause severe emotional harm.

[QUOTE="Adonymous"]

All jokes poke fun at non-funny/serious things. That's what makes them funny. :|

ThePlothole

Not all jokes can cause severe emotional harm.

The ones in the OP sure as hell can't....as long as you see em as jokes.

Completely uncomical.

The second one made me lol. Makes me remember of a joke about a hick village outside of my hometown. Lets call it, Hickview.

Q: What do you call a ten year old girl, in Hickview, who can run faster than her father?

A: A virgin.

lol nice, made me laugh :D

I laughed. Am i evil now?

Anyone who is insulted and doesn't laugh just because they think they shouldnt should just get a **** grip.

heh funny stuff.

now I some too, but I am not sure how the rules regarding black humor are on this forum. Meh I'll write it anyway, mods if you don't like it just delete my post, don't ban me^^

The SS officer walks to a little jewish girl and ask her:

-little girl how old are you?

-I'll be five next week

-oh no, you won't

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They got a special sports day at Buchenwald, everyone that swims over a 10m pool of acid gets released. The first jew goes in but at only 3m he is already dead. Then the second one, he is still alive at 3m but with almost no skin left, at 8m he dies, then the third one, still alive at 3, but in bad shape, also alive at 8m, the skin is almost compleatly gone along with a lot of flesh also missing, he finaly makes it out of the pool happy that he is going to be released when the SS officer says: "congratulation you have qualified for the semi finals"

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a women got a baby, but they forgot to weight it at the hospital, so the woman goes to the butcher beacose she doens't wan't to drive 4h to the hospital again and the butcher is only 5 min of walking away. She goes in and kindly ask the butcher to weight her child and the butcher agrees. He takes the kid to the back room, 5 min passes and the woman starts wondering what is taking so long. The butcher finaly comes out from the back room covered in blood and says: half kg without the bones.

again, don't ban me for it, I know they are tastless and offesive, but thats the whole point of them, jokes and humor doesn't have to be political correct...