26 Sexy Halloween Costumes That Shouldn't Exist (Cracked.com)

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#1 CRS98
Member since 2004 • 9036 Posts

Okay, now this is just hilarious.

http://www.cracked.com/article_18834_26-sexy-halloween-costumes-that-shouldnt-exist.html

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#2 GHlegend77
Member since 2009 • 10328 Posts

what the hell am i looking at some of those don't even make sense

EDIT: Also, I lost my **** at the sexy sentient house.

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#3 cd_rom
Member since 2003 • 13951 Posts

:lol: at sexy Pebbles Flinstone. The girl's got to be at least 200 million years old by now.

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#4 warownslife
Member since 2010 • 5289 Posts

I think it was at 10 i stopped and thought "Who the **** would ever want to wear that and why?"

EDIT: Nope. It was at 11 that i thought that and "this is just wrong"

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#5 the_ChEeSe_mAn2
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:lol: Not sure what is funnier, the costumes or the description underneath each one.

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#6 Ringx55
Member since 2008 • 5967 Posts

:lol: at sexy pebbles flinstone. The girl's got to be at least 40 million years old by now.

cd_rom
:lol: best costume in the article!
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#7 weezyfb
Member since 2009 • 14703 Posts
i enjoyed it
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#8 Strider_91
Member since 2007 • 6570 Posts
Some sure were sexy..
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#9 warownslife
Member since 2010 • 5289 Posts

Some sure were sexy..Strider_91
Name one.

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#10 T_REX305
Member since 2010 • 11304 Posts

Id so eat out on that chinese take out :lol:

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#11 Guybrush_3
Member since 2008 • 8308 Posts

LMAO! The ad at the bottom of the screen on mine was for the sexy ninja turtle! :lol::lol:

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#12 KiIIyou
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[QUOTE="Strider_91"]Some sure were sexy..warownslife

Name one.

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#13 Nifty_Shark
Member since 2007 • 13137 Posts
Sexy Chinese Takeout looks awesome and makes me want to get some crappy chinese right now.
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#14 xhellcatx
Member since 2006 • 9015 Posts
lol wow.... sadly i have seen some of these in person. lmao @3 tho, and the description for the male blow up doll lol
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#15 kidsmelly
Member since 2009 • 5692 Posts

Sexy sentiment house her front door is wide open. I wouldn't mine going in there.

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#16 mitu123
Member since 2006 • 155290 Posts

Some sure were sexy..Strider_91
I agree, was worth the look.:D

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#17 MurasakiYugata
Member since 2010 • 1713 Posts

Costume designers should really take a lesson from the Japanese....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UKLncvGxQ8

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#18 kussese
Member since 2008 • 1555 Posts

That was awesome. Gotta love Cracked :)

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#19 Allicrombie
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those were sad.
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#20 Strider_91
Member since 2007 • 6570 Posts

[QUOTE="Strider_91"]Some sure were sexy..warownslife

Name one.

I think the skirt of Hermione Granger costume would warrant some attention..
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#21 J-WOW
Member since 2010 • 3105 Posts
#8,9,10, and the sexy Chinese take-out were the only good one that I actually find sexy, the rest were terrible
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#22 Ninja-Hippo
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Lols at the dude with the 'shopped on bull horns. How lazy can you get? :P
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#23 rawsavon
Member since 2004 • 40001 Posts
"Sexy small child"...WTF :?
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#24 clayron
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DAMN YOU TC! My gf LIKES the sexy Chinese Takeout costume. She is actually looking to wear this. :( This is why you don't lurk GS with your woman.
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#25 horgen  Moderator
Member since 2006 • 127729 Posts
:lol: This is great
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#26 MurasakiYugata
Member since 2010 • 1713 Posts

I actually thought 6, 12, 13, and 14 weren't bad....

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#27 Crotazoa8
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Umm..wow...i dont know how to react after seeing that.
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#28 shinian
Member since 2005 • 6871 Posts

Oh gawd, even Pubbles from Flinstones is there :lol:

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#29 drufeous
Member since 2004 • 2535 Posts

Id so eat out on that chinese take out :lol:

T_REX305

That is what I was saying without the joking part.

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#30 ToastRider11
Member since 2010 • 2573 Posts

WTF? :? Those costumes were creepy as hell.

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#31 Hellfire-1
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Gotta love that website... :D
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#32 tofu-lion91
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Love cracked - nice find TC :lol:
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#33 Hellfire-1
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Am I the only one who thinks #13 wasn't all that bad? :?
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#34 Agent-Zero
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Haha I like how under the sexy TMNT costume there is an ad for Halloween costumes; with the sexy TMNT costume in it.
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#35 arad96
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I liked the chinese take out one. :P

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#36 MetaKnight117
Member since 2010 • 455 Posts

Those were repulsive. Especially the Darth Vader one. Sweet damn.

I like the smurf one, though. Pretty funny.

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#37 yagr_zero
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Haha some of those are just plain wrong :P.
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#39 Big_Bad_Sad
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The sexy nemo is quite hot.
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#40 Cherokee_Jack
Member since 2008 • 32198 Posts
The set of sexy halloween costumes that shouldn't exist is infinite.
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#41 jonnymcl2k
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The sexy nemo is quite hot.Big_Bad_Sad
I concur, some of them weren't that bad, I think the writer was looking a bit far into some of them :P
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#42 Lostboy1224
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Its only sexy if the girl wearing the costume is sexy and most times they are not!
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#43 XilePrincess
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"Sexy football playing whore"...well, at least they're honest.
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#44 NightStalkerBX
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The Nemo costume was so dumb but the girl in it had me :shock:

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#45 Rckstrchik
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Am I the only one wondering why the Darth Vader was grabbing her crotch?

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#46 ernie1989
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:lol:

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#47 Regent192
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some of those were plain stupid

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#48 Human-after-all
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4rUiV_Hh74&feature=channel

Warehouse of sexy costumes on sale! BIG SALE GOIN ON!

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#49 blackguitar14
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what surprises me most is the lack of GS comments on the pregnant raggedy ann....
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#50 disharmonized
Member since 2010 • 1051 Posts

"Nothing says sexy like Big Bird's shrunken, disembodied head casually eating the skull of a delusional 80s pop star who's checking her shoe for dog turds." :lol: :lol: