What do you do? I'd probably just set a bunch of stuff on fire. Maybe start a KotOR file but quit after a few minutes and.......ahhhhh.........help old people cross the road......You?
What do you do? I'd probably just set a bunch of stuff on fire. Maybe start a KotOR file but quit after a few minutes and.......ahhhhh.........help old people cross the road......You?BalamyGS
Id hunt you down and beet the **** out of you with a club.just kidding.I would go on a high speed car chase,
i would take a shower, rush to the shops with my worst enemies credit card and buy the most expensive suit i could find, then carjack the most expensive car i could and rear-end the fist cop i drive past then go on about a 30 second cop chase. Theyd be scratching their heads when i slump dead in the driers seat for no apparent reason and id appear on tv
Hey everyone, this is a mass text. I just discovered I have only 30 minutes to live, and, you all know me, I hate dealing with emotional stuff so I am not calling any of you. I can not stand when people cry, particularly because of me. lol. So, if you have recieved this message I want you to know that I genuinely care about you, I might even love you, not like in-love but I love you. Please after reading this do not call me, I can not have the last thing I hear be a voice interlaced with tears. Now, I know over the years I have been difficult, mean, rude, pissy, and a host of other negative things but you guys have made my life truly worth living. If I told you guys I teared up a little who would laugh. Lol. I can hear Jason telling me to grow a pair...I love you man. Don't take it hard if you are not shouted out in this text, its not intentional, its a mass text. lol. So, lastly, I love you guys, and you have made the last 21 years ******* epic. Please do not change who you are, and if there is an afterlife I promise to check-in every now and again. Oh, and Mandy - Love You, babe. *text kiss*Clayrons Text
[QUOTE="lol_haha_dead"]Make love to the nearest attrative femaleBalamyGS
Oh yeah I forgot about that, well hell I guess I'd do that as I'm helping the old people cross the the street or while playing KotOR. damn thats hefty multitasking you are doing.
[QUOTE="Mutt523"] so you will right stuff in japaneese? No. My face melted at the prospect of only living 30 more minutes. That was the textual representation.
[QUOTE="BalamyGS"][QUOTE="lol_haha_dead"]Make love to the nearest attrative femaleMutt523
Oh yeah I forgot about that, well hell I guess I'd do that as I'm helping the old people cross the the street or while playing KotOR. damn thats hefty multitasking you are doing. Did i mention that I'm eating bagels with butter while this is happening?
[QUOTE="Mutt523"][QUOTE="BalamyGS"] Oh yeah I forgot about that, well hell I guess I'd do that as I'm helping the old people cross the the street or while playing KotOR.BalamyGS
damn thats hefty multitasking you are doing. Did i mention that I'm eating bagels with butter while this is happening? thats means you would have to have 4 hands and one big stick: for the hot chick.
[QUOTE="BalamyGS"][QUOTE="Mutt523"] damn thats hefty multitasking you are doing.Mutt523
Did i mention that I'm eating bagels with butter while this is happening? thats means you would have to have 4 hands and one big stick: for the hot chick. Too bad the closes woman on the road near me is 71, with a mild cases of psychosis. Some people would say she's old and odd....but ....I like to think....... shes a veteran with a kick......
[QUOTE="Mutt523"][QUOTE="BalamyGS"] Did i mention that I'm eating bagels with butter while this is happening?BalamyGS
thats means you would have to have 4 hands and one big stick: for the hot chick. Too bad the closes woman on the road near me is 71, with a mild cases of psychosis. Some people would say she's old and odd....but ....I like to think....... shes a veteran with a kick...... no way im falling back to sleep tonight with that image in my head.
[QUOTE="Mutt523"][QUOTE="BalamyGS"] Did i mention that I'm eating bagels with butter while this is happening?BalamyGS
thats means you would have to have 4 hands and one big stick: for the hot chick. Too bad the closes woman on the road near me is 71, with a mild cases of psychosis. Some people would say she's old and odd....but ....I like to think....... shes a veteran with a kick......
:lol:
The closest attractive woman to me is a girl nearing her mid twenties and looks like a young Naomi Watts. :D
[QUOTE="BalamyGS"][QUOTE="Mutt523"] thats means you would have to have 4 hands and one big stick: for the hot chick.synyster-666
Too bad the closes woman on the road near me is 71, with a mild cases of psychosis. Some people would say she's old and odd....but ....I like to think....... shes a veteran with a kick......
:lol:
The closest attractive woman to me is a girl nearing her mid twenties and looks like a young Naomi Watts. :D
I had to Google that name and......I'm happy with what came up. Much better than a woman who always thinks she's riding a "trolley".
[QUOTE="BalamyGS"] Too bad the closes woman on the road near me is 71, with a mild cases of psychosis. Some people would say she's old and odd....but ....I like to think....... shes a veteran with a kick......BalamyGS
:lol:
The closest attractive woman to me is a girl nearing her mid twenties and looks like a young Naomi Watts. :D
I had to Google that name and......I'm happy with what came up. Much better than a woman who always thinks she's riding a "trolley".
Last minute conversion to religion. Just kidding. I'd go naked with a batman cape on throughout my city, and see hilarious reactions from people before my final rendezvous with destiny.
[QUOTE="BalamyGS"] I had to Google that name and......I'm happy with what came up. Much better than a woman who always thinks she's riding a "trolley".BalamyGS
:o You've never heard of Naomi Watts?
Sounded Familiar and when I seen a few of the images she looked familiar to....wasn't she in king Kong and....Eastern Promises?
[QUOTE="BalamyGS"] Sounded Familiar and when I seen a few of the images she looked familiar to....wasn't she in king Kong and....Eastern Promises?BalamyGS
Yah. :D
.............Lucky ba$tard.....*whispers to self* I wish i had a 30 something who looked like Naomi Watts near me...........
Sounded Familiar and when I seen a few of the images she looked familiar to....wasn't she in king Kong and....Eastern Promises?BalamyGS
Yah. :D
.............Lucky ba$tard.....*whispers to self* I wish i had a 30 something who looked like Naomi Watts near me........... naw you got the old lady that you can "bond" with.but dude you got 30 minutes go rape the girl of your dreams and you will die on the way to jail.
As corny as it sounds, I'd probably PM my friends on GS and let them know they're awesome online people. I'd text my friends and let them know I love them all as my pals and I'm glad they've been a part of my life. I'd text my ex gf and jokingly say "thanks for being my only GF lmao" :lol: Then I'd go to my parents and tell them I love them but.....I'll let them know exactly how I feel about their parenting methods.
That's not enough time to go skydiving :( I'd floor it to six Flags and get on the new wooden coaster i haven't been on, then steal some whiskey from a drug store.
Go to the girl i've always loved home or school, tell her how much she means to me and kiss her goodbye.
.... And then, neh, what the hell, If I had time left and I'm not going to be indecent (...) I'll go to some guy I used to like and kick him in the groin.
Probably tell my mum how great she's been, my sister how much of a ***** she used to be but that she's probably still my best friend, make a post on Gamespot (blog or OT topic) telling everyone how much I enjoyed the banter, then probably rush over to the nearest McDonalds, eat some crap, and go to bed and fall asleep (hopefully).
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