35 Year Old Man Killed by Rooster

A Lamont man was killed earlier this week by a chicken in California.

Jose Luis Ochoa, 35, was stabbed by a knife attached to the leg of a fighting rooster, the Kern County coroner's office said Friday.

What a way to go.I'm not one to laugh about death but this is just too unusual.

http://www.kval.com/news/local/115315954.html

Chickens ftw! Though, I do feel sorry for the man as no one deserves to die.

Chickens carry knives now? Whats next?

Whats next?

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Animals are finally turning against us.

If you don't protect your neck someone or something will slice it open.

good, that knife is a cock fighting barb and if it killed a guy that is a cock fighter then a great thing happened, justice.

rest in misery scumbag.

Death by.... nah, not worth the moderationxaos

Well gee, I guess the chicken should be charged with manslaughter.

I guess that rooster wasn't........chicken after all.DudeNtheRoom

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That's what he gets for cock fighting.:lol:

I don't feel sorry for the man at all, he should've been more careful.

*Makes funny True Grit joke*Agent-Zero

*Makes funny True Grit joke*Agent-Zero

Great, now I want to listen to some Alice in Chains.

hmm, there must be a CSI Miami joke in there somewhere...

stab wound to Ochoa's calf

wait, wut

Well, thats gunna be a funny story to tell the boys in heaven "so basically, I tried taping a knife to my cockerel"

The pain..... from laughing..... tooooo much.

So, that's what Americans are secretely developing at Area 51.

At first I lol'd....then I lol'd some more.

That's why you shouldn't play with cocks.

Death by.... nah, not worth the moderationxaos

This is sort of wiered! I should be careful crossing animals

Great, now I want to listen to some Alice in Chains.

shoot-first

Ain't found a way to kill me yet...

Who would have known what i'd get...

Seems every fight leads me to loosing..

No wife, no kids, just a household pet...

Cock fighting was no safe bet...

The chickens cluuuuck at me from somewhere... mmmhhhmmm...

Yeeaahh, they come to snuff the human, aw yeah...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tkwmyn8ft_g&feature=relatedI wonder if it went something like that.

this should be on a thousand ways to die

Little Jerry strikes again!

Seriously... :lol:

Little Jerry strikes again!

turtlethetaffer

That's exactly what I was picturing :lol:

Humans have competition for the dominant speices! :o

Hope that miserable bastard suffered a lot

Damn bottom feeder

I guess he just couldn't...

...handle his cock

I guess he just couldn't...

...handle his cock

LostProphetFLCL

Humans have competition for the dominant speices! :o

arad96