5 Absurd Ways Comic Books Have Resurrect Dead Superheroes (Cracked.com)

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#1 CRS98
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Here's another Cracked.com article, now focused on how bat---- insane these people come back to life.

http://www.cracked.com/article_18835_5-absurd-ways-comic-books-have-resurrected-dead-superheroes.html

You'll never guess how Optimus Prime dies. Or why, but here's a panel to keep you guessing.

Optimus Prime dies... again.

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#2 travisstaggs
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The Spider-Man one made me lol.

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#3 horgen  Moderator
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They all made me laugh
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#4 Bloodseeker23
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All of this is just funny, nice find lol.
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#5 mrmusicman247
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Optimus Prime lol
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#6 UT_Wrestler
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To be fair, aren't transformers really just disembodies spirits inhabiting vehicles? How do you really "kill" that?
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#7 VaguelyTagged
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how did they come up with optimus's death? seriously whoever wrote that story must have been high at that moment.

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#8 Wilfred_Owen
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"Press the button on my joystick", oh comic industry if I knew anything about you I'd be giggling quite a bit.
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#9 Baconbits2004
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Oh wow, the first cracked article I was actually able to read all the way through. Normally I just kinda.. skim through them, but this one didn't seem overly long-winded and actually interesting. Nice find.
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I thought the Spider-Man one was pretty interesting. Didn't Lex Luthor's wife give birth to a clone of himself in the 90s?
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#11 Rutzfuz
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That was funny :lol:

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#12 UnknownSniper65
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Optimus Prime and Spiderman :lol:

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#13 Wakanoid
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Optimus Prime and Spiderman :lol:

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Aha, yup. That was great, oh boy.
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#14 The-Tree
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This was great, especially the Fantastic 4 one.

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#15 Metal_Mario99
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Didn't Lex Luthor's wife give birth to a clone of himself in the 90s?Genetic_Code

I don't know about that, but Lex did clone himself and pass himself off as his own son after becoming riddled with kryptonite-induced cancer.

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#16 cd_rom
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I'm glad Superboy punched reality in the face. That little **** deserved it for not being as awesome as my dreams.
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#17 Derp_over9000
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I didn't realize they occasionaaly had trolls write comic books!
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#18 Metal_Mario99
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Trolls are the only people who write comic books.

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#19 fl4tlined
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[QUOTE="Genetic_Code"] Didn't Lex Luthor's wife give birth to a clone of himself in the 90s?Metal_Mario99

I don't know about that, but Lex did clone himself and pass himself off as his own son after becoming riddled with kryptonite-induced cancer.

wait wait wait wait WAIT....

wouldnt the clone also have cancer or was a magic non cancer cell cloning device

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#20 timmy00
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The spiderman part made me laugh.

:lol:

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#21 Metal_Mario99
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[QUOTE="Metal_Mario99"]

[QUOTE="Genetic_Code"] Didn't Lex Luthor's wife give birth to a clone of himself in the 90s?fl4tlined

I don't know about that, but Lex did clone himself and pass himself off as his own son after becoming riddled with kryptonite-induced cancer.

wait wait wait wait WAIT....

wouldnt the clone also have cancer or was a magic non cancer cell cloning device

I'm not sure of the details, but I know it had something to do with Brainiac, so.....

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#22 entropyecho
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As with all things comic, I will await xaos' comments with baited breath and draw conclusions after I hear his take on the matter.

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