5 Scientific Theories That Will Make Your Head Explode

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#1 bigfatcrap
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Link

I really lol'd at #1.

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#2 -Jiggles-
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I read this a couple of days ago. Very lulzy, I must say.
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#3 zombieman666
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*Head Explodes*
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#4 deactivated-5de2fb6a3a711
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i thought there was going to be one on how zombies can actually exist...
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#5 ferrari2001
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lol, I understand most of those theories, except the furniture one..
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#6 foxhound_fox
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Yeah that last one always makes my head explode, no matter how many times I read it.
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#7 Theokhoth
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That was awesome.
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#8 ferrari2001
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Yeah that last one always makes my head explode, no matter how many times I read it.foxhound_fox

Why's that. of course the Universe is large.. VERY Large, almost infinitly large.. it's not that confusing. The most brain exploding one is the multiple Universe Theory, the one where you are doing something else in another universe that one gets confusing.

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#9 AirGuitarist87
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lol, I understand most of those theories, except the furniture one..ferrari2001

Same here.

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#10 Vfanek
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Quarter... Earth. Urgh.
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#11 AirGuitarist87
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I remember one from a while ago. I won't be able to word it quite as elegantly though.

Due to the speed of light we are seeing the Sun from 8 minutes ago. With that in mind, no matter how close an object is, there is still the slightest bit of delay for the light to travel from said object to the eye, as well as time taken for it to be comprehended by the brain. Ergo, everything we are seeing now has already happened.

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#12 marcus4hire
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Good link TC. It actually kept my attention through the whole article.
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#13 bionicle_lover
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NUMBER 3 makes hitchiker's guide to the galaxy all make sense now :O!
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I remember one from a while ago. I won't be able to word it quite as elegantly though.

Due to the speed of light we are seeing the Sun from 8 minutes ago. With that in mind, no matter how close an object is, there is still the slightest bit of delay for the light to travel from said object to the eye, as well as time taken for it to be comprehended by the brain. Ergo, everything we are seeing now has already happened.

AirGuitarist87
Even weirder, the same thing means that there is no absolute standard for simultaneous events O_O
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#15 bionicle_lover
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I remember one from a while ago. I won't be able to word it quite as elegantly though.

Due to the speed of light we are seeing the Sun from 8 minutes ago. With that in mind, no matter how close an object is, there is still the slightest bit of delay for the light to travel from said object to the eye, as well as time taken for it to be comprehended by the brain. Ergo, everything we are seeing now has already happened.

AirGuitarist87

this made my mind explode. everything i've read so far (up to number 2 :P im getting to number one now) was making me think but i guess i already typed this message so i cant change that :D.

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#16 foxhound_fox
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Why's that. of course the Universe is large.. VERY Large, almost infinitly large.. it's not that confusing. The most brain exploding one is the multiple Universe Theory, the one where you are doing something else in another universe that one gets confusing. ferrari2001

Sometimes something doesn't have to be confusing to make my head explode... just from sheer awesome it can do it.
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#17 Hungry_bunny
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The last two... omg! I discuss this a lot with my college c|ass mates but it still gives me that wow effect if I think about it too much.
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#18 MetroidPrimePwn
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The electron slit thing make sense no.
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The electron slit thing make sense no.MetroidPrimePwn
Your sentence much like.
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#20 Theokhoth
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The electron slit thing make sense no.MetroidPrimePwn

Electrons do crazy crap while you're not trying to see it do crazy crap. Kinda like college students, only light-speed.

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[QUOTE="ferrari2001"]lol, I understand most of those theories, except the furniture one..AirGuitarist87

Same here.

If you walk out of the room, there's a possibility that a robot sneaks in through the window, picks up your couch and walks out.

But... (it's gonna get weirder here) until you've noticed/seen that it's missing, the couch is some kind of "probablity cloud" where it IS and IS NOT in the room at the same time.

If a tree falls in the forest and nobody's around, does it still make a sound? The answer is yes and no at the same time.

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If a tree falls in the forest and nobody's around, does it still make a sound? The answer is yes and no at the same time.

Hungry_bunny
Depends on the definition of sound you use; the primary definition of sound is an auditory impression, so if no one is there to perceive the longitudinal variations in air pressure that produce sound, then no sound occurs :P
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#23 limpbizkit818
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The parallel universe stuff gets me every time.

"Dude you just moved on electron on the other side of the universe!'

"Really"

"nah, I have no clue what I'm talking about"

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#24 Hungry_bunny
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[QUOTE="Hungry_bunny"]

If a tree falls in the forest and nobody's around, does it still make a sound? The answer is yes and no at the same time.

xaos
Depends on the definition of sound you use; the primary definition of sound is an auditory impression, so if no one is there to perceive the longitudinal variations in air pressure that produce sound, then no sound occurs :P

:| You just blew my mind, man.
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#25 Theokhoth
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The parallel universe stuff gets me every time.

"Dude you just moved on electron on the other side of the universe!'

"Really"

"nah, I have no clue what I'm talking about"

limpbizkit818

It's comforting to know that I'm a famous multi-billionaire who trains dragons for circus games in some universe.:D

And on the flip side, it's disconcerting to know that I'm a broke rapist in another.:(

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#26 bigfatcrap
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[QUOTE="limpbizkit818"]

The parallel universe stuff gets me every time.

"Dude you just moved on electron on the other side of the universe!'

"Really"

"nah, I have no clue what I'm talking about"

Theokhoth

It's comforting to know that I'm a famous multi-billionaire who trains dragons for circus games in some universe.:D

And on the flip side, it's disconcerting to know that I'm a broke rapist in another.:(

Don't forget the universe where Hitler won World War II and you're the current leader of Germany.

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[QUOTE="limpbizkit818"]

The parallel universe stuff gets me every time.

"Dude you just moved on electron on the other side of the universe!'

"Really"

"nah, I have no clue what I'm talking about"

Theokhoth

It's comforting to know that I'm a famous multi-billionaire who trains dragons for circus games in some universe.:D

And on the flip side, it's disconcerting to know that I'm a broke rapist in another.:(

I hope that isn't your current reality in this universe.
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#28 Theokhoth
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Don't forget the universe where Hitler won World War II and you're the current leader of Germany.

bigfatcrap

Schrecklich! Folgen Sie jetzt Ihrem Führer, Bauer!

(Awesome! Now obey your leader, peasant!)

:twisted::P

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#29 Theokhoth
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[QUOTE="Theokhoth"][QUOTE="limpbizkit818"]

The parallel universe stuff gets me every time.

"Dude you just moved on electron on the other side of the universe!'

"Really"

"nah, I have no clue what I'm talking about"

cametall

It's comforting to know that I'm a famous multi-billionaire who trains dragons for circus games in some universe.:D

And on the flip side, it's disconcerting to know that I'm a broke rapist in another.:(

I hope that isn't your current reality in this universe.

Of course not. >_>

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I like that, but now my brain hurts. :(
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[QUOTE="cametall"][QUOTE="Theokhoth"][QUOTE="limpbizkit818"]

The parallel universe stuff gets me every time.

"Dude you just moved on electron on the other side of the universe!'

"Really"

"nah, I have no clue what I'm talking about"

Theokhoth

It's comforting to know that I'm a famous multi-billionaire who trains dragons for circus games in some universe.:D

And on the flip side, it's disconcerting to know that I'm a broke rapist in another.:(

I hope that isn't your current reality in this universe.

Of course not. >_>

Yeah, he's not broke!
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#32 Brainkiller05
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I love these kind of things, the size of the universe is ludicrous... almost as ludicrous as some people belieiving we are the only beings in it :lol:
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#33 Brainkiller05
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[QUOTE="Hungry_bunny"]

If a tree falls in the forest and nobody's around, does it still make a sound? The answer is yes and no at the same time.

xaos
Depends on the definition of sound you use; the primary definition of sound is an auditory impression, so if no one is there to perceive the longitudinal variations in air pressure that produce sound, then no sound occurs :P

But there are bugs hearing it, just because you aren't there hearing it doesn't mean some bug/creature/bird doesn't hair it.
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#34 194197844077667059316682358889
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[QUOTE="xaos"][QUOTE="Hungry_bunny"]

If a tree falls in the forest and nobody's around, does it still make a sound? The answer is yes and no at the same time.

Brainkiller05
Depends on the definition of sound you use; the primary definition of sound is an auditory impression, so if no one is there to perceive the longitudinal variations in air pressure that produce sound, then no sound occurs :P

But there are bugs hearing it, just because you aren't there hearing it doesn't mean some bug/creature/bird doesn't hair it.

That means somebody is around :)
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#35 Brainkiller05
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[QUOTE="Brainkiller05"][QUOTE="xaos"][QUOTE="Hungry_bunny"]

If a tree falls in the forest and nobody's around, does it still make a sound? The answer is yes and no at the same time.

xaos
Depends on the definition of sound you use; the primary definition of sound is an auditory impression, so if no one is there to perceive the longitudinal variations in air pressure that produce sound, then no sound occurs :P

But there are bugs hearing it, just because you aren't there hearing it doesn't mean some bug/creature/bird doesn't hair it.

That means somebody is around :)

Hmm... you got me.
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I just thought of something:

There's probably a universe out there, somewhere, where Greenland won World War II by repeatedly Zerg Rushing the Australian capital of Asguard.

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[QUOTE="Brainkiller05"][QUOTE="xaos"][QUOTE="Hungry_bunny"]

If a tree falls in the forest and nobody's around, does it still make a sound? The answer is yes and no at the same time.

xaos

Depends on the definition of sound you use; the primary definition of sound is an auditory impression, so if no one is there to perceive the longitudinal variations in air pressure that produce sound, then no sound occurs :P

But there are bugs hearing it, just because you aren't there hearing it doesn't mean some bug/creature/bird doesn't hair it.

That means somebody is around :)

What if there IS a person around, but his name is Nobody?

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[QUOTE="xaos"][QUOTE="Brainkiller05"][QUOTE="xaos"][QUOTE="Hungry_bunny"]

If a tree falls in the forest and nobody's around, does it still make a sound? The answer is yes and no at the same time.

MetroidPrimePwn

Depends on the definition of sound you use; the primary definition of sound is an auditory impression, so if no one is there to perceive the longitudinal variations in air pressure that produce sound, then no sound occurs :P

But there are bugs hearing it, just because you aren't there hearing it doesn't mean some bug/creature/bird doesn't hair it.

That means somebody is around :)

What if there IS a person around, but his name is Nobody?

You just destroyed logic and caused the universe to collapse. Thanks a lot, jerk!
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So wait...right now I'm posting in GameSpot, but could be living out my Indiana Jones fantasy in some parallel world?

BADASS.

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[QUOTE="MetroidPrimePwn"][QUOTE="xaos"][QUOTE="Brainkiller05"][QUOTE="xaos"][QUOTE="Hungry_bunny"]

If a tree falls in the forest and nobody's around, does it still make a sound? The answer is yes and no at the same time.

xaos

Depends on the definition of sound you use; the primary definition of sound is an auditory impression, so if no one is there to perceive the longitudinal variations in air pressure that produce sound, then no sound occurs :P

But there are bugs hearing it, just because you aren't there hearing it doesn't mean some bug/creature/bird doesn't hair it.

That means somebody is around :)

What if there IS a person around, but his name is Nobody?

You just destroyed logic and caused the universe to collapse. Thanks a lot, jerk!

Derg nabbit! You're just as bad as the guy who divided by zero.

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I just thought of something:

There's probably a universe out there, somewhere, where Greenland won World War II by repeatedly Zerg Rushing the Australian capital of Asguard.

MetroidPrimePwn

hahah, there's also a universe where Evolution went a different direction and BUGS now rule the alternate earth. Crazyness.

The last one, there's another thing that goes along with it that will also blow your mind. The Fermi Paradox.

Which is the apparent contradiction between high estimates of the probability of the existence of extraterrestrial civilizations and the lack of evidence for, or contact with, such civilizations.

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#42 super_mario_128
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The alternate universe theory is awesome. If this theory is the case then a universe is created for the smallest thing, am I right? Like, me typing a message here now, and me (in another universe) not typing a message here...

:shock:

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lol, I understand most of those theories, except the furniture one..ferrari2001

Yea, it sounds like something a kid would make up. "Yes mom, the milk spilled itself."

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I dont mean to start anything, but christians have been pushing how crazy these theories are that people believe (like evolution), everyone tells us how we are wrong for not believing in those theories, now some site comes up, and says it and now everyone agrees? Unless evolutionist are avoiding it like the plague, but I just can't believe that people are finally are going, "yeah these are joikes." Am I missing something? Just food for thought, how come if a christian says a theory is wrong, people dont want to hear it, but if some random site says it, people just go, oh ok?
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#45 Thechaninator
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Cool article and a hillarious pic at the end:

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I dont mean to start anything, but christians have been pushing how crazy these theories are that people believe (like evolution), everyone tells us how we are wrong for not believing in those theories, now some site comes up, and says it and now everyone agrees? Unless evolutionist are avoiding it like the plague, but I just can't believe that people are finally are going, "yeah these are joikes." Am I missing something? Just food for thought, how come if a christian says a theory is wrong, people dont want to hear it, but if some random site says it, people just go, oh ok?SegaGenesisfan

Say what? I'm not trying to avoid whatever point you made there...but that's just it, what the hell are you talking about? Could you try again without putting together arbitrary statements? :?

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I dont mean to start anything, but christians have been pushing how crazy these theories are that people believe (like evolution), everyone tells us how we are wrong for not believing in those theories, now some site comes up, and says it and now everyone agrees? Unless evolutionist are avoiding it like the plague, but I just can't believe that people are finally are going, "yeah these are joikes." Am I missing something? Just food for thought, how come if a christian says a theory is wrong, people dont want to hear it, but if some random site says it, people just go, oh ok?SegaGenesisfan
It's a humorous statement of some of the implications of these theories, not any sort of refutation of the theories...
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#48 totalmachine
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Omg I took one look at it and didn't even feel like reading it.

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#49 ligerz76
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I understand them for the most part it's just that it all is very odd.
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#50 plague32390
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Wrap your head around this one. We have our universe and no word could describe how big it really is, EVER. Now you combie that with the theory that there is not just another universe, but BILLIONS uppon BILLIONS of other universes out there, and thats probably a severally gross uderstatement.